Posts You Read As You Scroll Past But Immediately Go Back To Cuz It's Actually Kinda Funny

So today at church we had a talent show and one of the kids did the talent of telling jokes and he set up a joke “what do you call a duck with fangs” and one of the little kids shouted “A FUCK!” and I almost died.

Every girl has had the experience where a creepy guy asks for our number and we don’t want to give it to him, but we also don’t want to get gutted in a back alley. “Give him a fake number!” I hear you call, okay and then he says “okay let me call you real quick!” Because they are learning. “Give them your number and then block them!” Okay and then they can plug it into something like Spokeo, pay $10 and know everything about you. So what do you do?

First pick a fake name, I use Jessica, then download the Google Voice app, hook it up to your email, pick a number, and set up a fake greeting with your fake name. You can set it to ring your actual phone like a normal call or text but they don’t have real info on you.

Go forth and don’t get murdered, ladies!

If you don’t finish this essay I will

Zuko’s scar is different than the typical villain’s scar bc it’s not an ambiguous sign of past violence but an explicit symbol of his father’s abuse - rather than making him seem tougher for no reason it shows that at his heart he’s just a traumatized child and not a villain at all. In this essay I will

I wanna know, are your pronouns he/him, she/her, they/them, or ya boi?

His name is actually Mario "Jumpman" Mario

Again, Kimmy asks the important questions.

So I have these two friends who know who the other is but they themselves are not friends. There have been two instances, one of them today, where one friend has mentioned a girl she thinks I could hit it off with. Both times, the girl she suggested was currently starting to date my other friend. And I can’t do anything about it cause that’s a dick move but like, how the fuck does the exact same thing with the same people happen TWICE??? And like, within a year too? This is why I’m single

I lived in New Mexico for a long time and the Navajo didn't really swing the state, though they certainly helped and won the areas they're in! I just thought I'd point out that NM is a minority majority state, what that means is the federal minority population is actually a majority of the population in the state.

About 57% of NM's population is Latinx, pretty much all coming from Mexico. Realistically, they are the main reason for NM voting blue, although the state voted blue in the last election as well. Anyways all this is just to say don't forget about our Latinx voters, they're super important! Regardless of that though, op's point still stands, def thank the Navajo nation!

We need to thank the Navajo a nation! They all got out and voted with no cars and few polling places- their population was enough to swing BOTH Arizona and New Mexico

one thing thing on this site that never fails to make me laugh is whenever someone goes "...you (or I), tumblruser [name], yada yada yada..." and the name is some wild shit you've never seen before but aren't at all surprised by