Green Dad Is Moved

It really was

You mean the leftovers from 1990s fashion?

do you ever just wonder about early 2000s fashion

Me: *gets something from Starbucks for my gf that I think she'll like but am not sure of and surprises her with it*

Her: *likes it*

Me: yay! I did a good job in boyfriend. This is something both possible to achieve, and perfectly normal to want

It extends a bit longer then you think bud, I was in middle school from 2012 to 2015 and those two words infuriate me.

“the game” is a sleeper agent activation phrase for anyone who was in middle school between 2006 and 2009 and apparently ppl any younger than that are blissfully unaware of the psychological warfare of the game

The fecking slow burn that is Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase

as much as i love the trope of a character falling fast and hard for someone, i also love the subtle descent where they don’t really think about it; where that person is just kind of there until one day they realize that person is so ingrained in their lives and they cannot do without them. where there is no conscious effort on either ends to become romantically involved but somehow the thought of them being with someone else is disconcerting. where “i enjoy being with you” unwittingly turns into “i want to be with you”

Mountain Dew is the real life version of a stamina potion

Y’all realize that dude totally stole that idea right?

Shoebill looks like a stork on steroids

why are birds so cursed

You just KNOW that the entire class started talking and laughing as soon as that guy said "I have a question for you" because OF COURSE it's HIM who has a question

lil matt damon SNAPPED