Things I Say That Confuse And Worry My Coworkers:

things i say that confuse and worry my coworkers:

“happy birthday” every time i hand them something

“well, that’s not ideal” whenever something is going wrong

“we are in the timeline that god abandoned” whenever i’m mildly inconvenienced

“can’t you see that your fighting is tearing this family apart?” whenever two or more coworkers are arguing

referring to taking medication as “eating medicine”

“time to go back to prison!” when putting animals back in their cages

referring to inanimate objects as (s)he, particularly when i break something and say “oh no, he’s dead.” this concerns them especially when i follow it up with “that’s not ideal”

“what are they gonna do, fire me?”

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YOU WOULDNT SANDERS A SIDE

[ID: the "You wouldn't download a car" meme rewritten to say "You wouldn't sanders a side" with "was waiting for someone to do this one" underneath in small lettering /END ID]

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2 months ago

a tweet from Spencer that says what are your pronouns? I'm partial to big dawg

a conversation on a chat system:
"what are your adjectives"
"u mean my pronouns?? "
" no I already know your pronouns, what are your adjectives?"
"uh idk, what are yours?"
"noisy and chaotic"
" I have never had something go for making no sense to making complete sense so fast"

a tumblr post from homunculus-argument:
don't you worry about my pronouns. my pronouns are pretty standard. worry about my adverbs. My most frequent ones are ominously, haphazardly, and obliviously.

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3 months ago

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3 months ago

me holding a bread roll with two ibuprofen inside of it

I'm suffering from great pain today. special dinner: ibuprofen sandwich

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walmartkeeboplushie

1 year ago

Guess who is so scared to ever ask for help

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me yeah that would be me

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8 months ago

When you finally find out about your ADHD.

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5 months ago

AI disturbance overlays for those who don't have Ibis paint premium. found them on tiktok

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walmartkeeboplushie

6 months ago

In case anyone finds it helpful because mobility aids are horrifically expensive and inaccessible…

And for those people who have access to mobility devices but might benefit from a second chair they can abuse without risking expensive damage…

Erik Kondo has made a website, Open Source Innovations, that details plans for DIY wheelchairs. These wheelchairs can be made from common materials like wood, plastic, and pvc. They are lightweight and can be custom fit to the user allowing from the same degree of movement you would get from a custom chair. And they are durable and easily repairable. (he has been stress testing his latest design by dropping it down stairs, dropping it out of a car, launching it across a driveway, and throwing it off a deck). Its 12lbs and I think he said its was in the $200 ish range for parts.

He also is working on cheap, open source, accessible designs for beach chairs, off road chairs, motorized attachments (think smart drive), and so on. Plus he skateboards in his wheelchair. Cool dude, helpful info, pass it on.

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walmartkeeboplushie

2 months ago

need $30 for life-saving meds

hey yall. sorry to ask for help so soon but someone backed out of a payment they owed me and it's left me beyond short again for needed medication.

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3 months ago

Republicans deliberately use coded language to trick people to vote for them and radicalize their group. Many don't even realize they're radicalized or what they're saying is even racist. This is why they think the Left is "over reacting" because the either know they're using coded language and don't care, or they don't know anything at all.

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