“hi Welcome To Mcdonalds What Can I Get For You?”

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

 “hi Welcome To Mcdonalds What Can I Get For You?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

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Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

3 months ago

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3 months ago

Just a psa for fic writers who use the “trauma bond” tag, please make sure you’re using it correctly. A trauma bond is not two people who experience similar trauma and bond over it. It’s a carefully curated, manipulative bond between abuser and victim to keep the victim coming back because of the addictive highs and lows that come with abuse.

Just A Psa For Fic Writers Who Use The “trauma Bond” Tag, Please Make Sure You’re Using It Correctly.

If you want to tag two characters bonding over shared trauma, a good substitute tag would be “bonding over shared trauma.” Trauma bonding is, by definition, an abusive relationship and may steer people who have experienced it away from your fic. Please spread the word and happy writing!

3 months ago

Having ADHD is that your brain either feels like

Or

Having ADHD Is That Your Brain Either Feels Like
Having ADHD Is That Your Brain Either Feels Like

And it can switch in a matter of seconds.

6 months ago

What is or isn’t a slur can be highly contextual, y'all.

“Jonny Sims bummed a fag off my ma” doesn’t contain a slur, but “What are you, some kind of fag?” does.

“Queer studies”, “the queer community” and “I’m queer”? Not a slur. Some bigot calling you a “dirty queer”? Slur.

“Be gay, do crimes” and “He’s gay” ≠ slur, but “Ew, that’s so gay” = slur.

In conclusion, stop buying into this fucking “q slur” bullshit. Queer people talking about the queer community aren’t using it as a slur any more than a gay man calling himself gay is using that term as a slur.

3 months ago

rolling girl miku

Rolling Girl Miku

EDIT: IVE DECIDED TO MAKE MORE SONG SPECIFIC MIKU DOODLES REQS ARE OPEN AND APPRECIATED

PLEASE CHECK MY ART YOUTUBE!

1 year ago

how to clean your room: a step-by-step guide

Step 1:

Close Tumblr

Step 2:

your room.

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1 year ago

REBLOG TO PISS OFF TRANSPHOBES

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3 months ago

⚠️🛑 Sniff Check 🚨⚠️

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3 months ago

The way tumblr verbs memes is beautiful. Where else can you say "I am going to seasons greasons you" and have people understand what the fuck that means.

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