Alder: Iris Is Washing The Dishes And I Just Heard Him Say, "Who Do You Work For? Who's Your Contact?"

Well then, by these terms!

Wallace... Hm. Your starter? Who might that have been?

thank you so much clearza!

*Wallace*

Well this is quite the question considering I have Swampert!

if not Mudkip, maybe Treeko then! (if it was a water type then in no doubt I'd have picked it!)

I think I have two issues with Torchic. One: Blazekin just doesn't have that elegance that I adore in pokemon. Two: Fire typing and Fighting typing. Can't say I like 'em.

we're sorry we are one day late to IAD, 2023

am i the only one who played pokemon ruby and sapphire or for my case it was omega ruby and thought wallace is a woman?

ok so like i can't be the only one because i saw wallace's sprite and the game and i was like this is a woman despite the fact that i knew his name was wallace

and also i played the game i was like man i'm so excited to fight her! How did i not realize sooner?

and finally i go to fight him and then i see his art and i saw a chest and no boobs and i was like oh that is in fact not a woman

so now i'm here telling this because i have nothing better to do and i really hope other people have felt this way because i dont wanna feel- i dont wanna be alone in this.

thanks for coming to my ted talk

uhh, quick note. Originshipping is the shipping of the two champions of Hoenn: Steven Stone and Wallace.

Originalshipping is Red/Blue

*I still ship originalshipping*

the pokemon anime made wallace a dick

in generation four he was fine i guess. a champion thats it.

generation eight though!?! bro was "never champion" and became a *french* asshole

;-;

No, what the pokemon anime needed? Less Ash and more Steven

I'm not a huge fan of the anime mostly because I hate Ash with a burning passion but damn I do appreciate how Steven looks in it 😍 I just think the games and the Manga especially had much better characters and the lore was a lot better as well, Steven is amazing no matter in the anime, games or Manga, I just wish Steven and Wallace appeared more the anime, they both are a huge part of Hoenns lore, but during the Hoenn arc Steven only appears in one episode and Wallace in none! We don't get to meet him in till the Sinnoh region. Come on, that's lame. He should have made an appearance with Steven in Hoenn. Ugh, I can talk for hours about how the anime did a shitty job with a lot of things and how much I hate Ash, but instead here or some screenshots I found of Steven

He likes to close his eyes a lot, apparently, but we're here for it 🩵

Diantha: Smart and attractive! Educate me on something I don't know. Wallace: The mouth of a jellyfish is also its anus. Diantha: Stop.

Lance: Nice rock.

Steven: Thanks! Cynthia gave it to me.

Cynthia: I threw it at you!

Steven: Isn't she the sweetest?

ahhhhh hes so pretty!!

Newest fashion line up modeled by Hoenn Champion and former Gym Leader Wallace!

can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying