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THE ORIGINAL SEXYMAN

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Ok. So, I just read the chapter and so far so good. The concept is so cool. And. And. God. Just. Read. It

by bella_hehe

His vision is blurred; but it’s clear. He sees millions upon millions of galaxies at once, billions of planets and constellations staring back at him. He feels rageful, but tranquil—he doesn’t understand. He can’t understand.

 "Child,“ a voice booms, its tone full of omnipotent might. "You have unearthed something far above your comprehension. Something that belongs to me. Your ignorance may have cost you your own life. Your curiosity may have ceased your existence.”

  The rumbling voice stopped, and Benjamin’s brown eyes clenched shut—as he suddenly feels a surge of pure and raw power filter inside him entirely. He can’t even describe the sensation, as it nearly makes his senses go blind with such a primal surge. A strangled sound leaves him, morphing into a coarse shout.

  “But, my dear child, you have been blessed,” It growled. “Blessed with my knowledge, bestowed upon you.”

  Benjamin’s eyes shot open, and he finds himself standing within a huge, crimson red palm. The flesh was rich and deep with the color, calloused and clawed. He stares up into the many all-seeing eyes of the beast in wonder.

Words: 4020, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: SCP Foundation, SCP - Containment Breach

Rating: Mature

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Characters: Benjamin Oliver Walker | D-9341, The Scarlet King (SCP-001)

Relationships: Benjamin Oliver Walker | D-9341 & The Scarlet King (SCP-001)

Additional Tags: The Spiral Gestalt Theory, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Not Beta Read

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Chris Pine refuses to answer the question “Would you swipe left or right for Anna Kendrick on Tinder?” and instead gives this response

the thing about sans and cecil both getting to the finals is that they're both the platonic ideal of what a tumblr sexyman is, but on opposite sides of the scales, covering the entire spectrum as a result.

on one hand you've got cecil, who is chronologically a classic. his lack of a canon appearance, his charming voice and his semi-fancy job allowed the tall white + suit twinkification phenomenon to run rampant. as the series progressed, he was actually revealed to be more of a babygirl (eat your heart out, arataka). he was drawn with tentacles. and he was sexy, sure, but the amount of porn generated for him was overall pretty standard.

sans, on the other hand, is a complete outcast in the classical definition of sexyman. he's chubby, short, charismatic not like an evil villain, but like some random guy with the local bar wrapped around his finger, constantly dressed casual. sure, there were white haired anime boy gijinkas, but that's not who people were here for, right? they wanted to jump his bones (literally) as he was. despite (or maybe because of...?) all this, the mind boggling amount of porn that resulted from him is a still gaping wound in the internet to this day. oh and he also got the tentacle treatment.

perfectly balanced. polar opposites. there isn't really a better candidate here. as far as I'm concerned, they both won tonight. but at least sans can finally break his curse. who knows! maybe we kill someone this time too.

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