I Don't Care. That This Is Not C!Constantine. It's Like Au Where John Has A Childhood. That's Always

I’ve never understood live fast and die young mentalities. Mostly because I’ve met a bunch of old people who never stopped living fast.

I'm with 049 in this...

the fck's happening

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I apologize if there are any mistake, it's my first time translating uhh.

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

Well, Cecil won. I need to see this!

What happens if Cecil wins

he officiates the sansmaeda wedding

Something I haven't seen in dreamling fic yet.....how about Nightmare Hob.

Hob is the King consort, regent of the Dreaming...what have you...so he should have his own nightmare form right?

Imagine Dream being summoned by not totally incompetent cult members and bound for a while until Hob can find him (after their relationship already established).

Hob comes to the rescue and they use this spell to threaten Dream with injury, giving a demonstration. Hob just loses it. He unknowingly summons power as king consort of the Dreaming and warps his form into some eldritch horror..then kills some cult members without mercy while others are brought to their knees seeing invisible horrors.

Dream is freed in the chaos but just stands there watching Hob go ape shit. He is in awe of his nightmare form and aroused.

Hob snaps out of it when he sees his reflection and starts to panic. Dream comes up to him (Hob towers over him) and soothes him, assuring him that while this is unexpected, he shouldn't fear this part of himself and "that is for those foolish enough to incur your wrath, my striking nightmare".

Someone please write some fic

Love!

Especially the buildings that's half covered in plants.

Stourhead, Wiltshire (various, IG)

A lone wolf,

Roaming its territory,

Golden eyes sees all,

White against white.

the thing about sans and cecil both getting to the finals is that they're both the platonic ideal of what a tumblr sexyman is, but on opposite sides of the scales, covering the entire spectrum as a result.

on one hand you've got cecil, who is chronologically a classic. his lack of a canon appearance, his charming voice and his semi-fancy job allowed the tall white + suit twinkification phenomenon to run rampant. as the series progressed, he was actually revealed to be more of a babygirl (eat your heart out, arataka). he was drawn with tentacles. and he was sexy, sure, but the amount of porn generated for him was overall pretty standard.

sans, on the other hand, is a complete outcast in the classical definition of sexyman. he's chubby, short, charismatic not like an evil villain, but like some random guy with the local bar wrapped around his finger, constantly dressed casual. sure, there were white haired anime boy gijinkas, but that's not who people were here for, right? they wanted to jump his bones (literally) as he was. despite (or maybe because of...?) all this, the mind boggling amount of porn that resulted from him is a still gaping wound in the internet to this day. oh and he also got the tentacle treatment.

perfectly balanced. polar opposites. there isn't really a better candidate here. as far as I'm concerned, they both won tonight. but at least sans can finally break his curse. who knows! maybe we kill someone this time too.

The way Puss is followed by two dogs and one teaches him to accept death and the other teaches him to appreciate life

hate to be that guy who reposts twitter screenshots but im obsessed with this answer. he is so fucking correct