Wanting To Talk To People Is So Fucking Embarrassing. Literally Hi It's Me Again I Wanted To Have A Conversation

Happy late 413 AAAA

yuki from vampire knight🦇🥀🗡️

can someone hire me as a lighthouse keeper. my grip on reality is soooo stable and i will behave so normally under conditions of extreme isolation. and i promise i wont try to fuck the light

What Does Hyposensitivity Look Like?

Neurodivergent_lou

FURTHERMORE why is "karkat" suddenly a pioneer for domestic chores? how did i get sucked into the most boring game of chicken??

rereading homestuck for the first time since i was 16 and now my mental landscape (headspace? idk we just call it da narrative) has changed drastically. i think? actually it feels like it shed some light onto the more obscure corners and returned language to me.

the effects from the epilogues and BC are astounding though.

"the early 2010s were better" no they weren't. "hey soul sister" was on the radio.

Silly doesn't know that Danger Days is a mandatory stage of development of any personality

Me, picking at some moldy brownies: I bet I could scrape the gross parts off and—

Food safety angel on my shoulder: No! You could still get sick! The spores extend past the visible mold parts!

Me: I mean, probably not that sick.

A second food safety angel (this one is wearing a double-breasted Victorian naval peacoat), gently pushing the first angel aside: Expired food can give you BOTULISM, which is what killed the fictionalized version of James Fitzjames in the 2018 miniseries the terror.

Me, so caught up in pity for JFJ’s death I utterly forget that botulinum toxin is produced by anaerobic bacteria, not molds: Oh shit! I better not mess around with—

Second food safety angel, tearfully: Frauncis… God wants you to live.

”Free will is a length of rope and God wants you to hang yourself with it” is such a RAW line for Cas to say like whoever wrote that sentence needs a Nobel prize for literature

need to become a guy who exclusively does evil commissions. like this

WILL DRAW ✓ mecha ✓ gore ✓ furry ✓ nsfw

WILL NOT DRAW X ocs X fanart X simple backgrounds