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James: takes care of everyone else before himself

Barty: takes care of James before anyone else

My opinions on Marauders era ship names (my opinions no hate)

— Wolfstar - 7.5/10, I really like it it’s like a wolf howling to the moon but expect to a star, which is strange but beautiful. I’ve heard it sm it’s kinda normal for me idk, it doesn’t strike me that much. ~ Moonstar - 8.5/10, I love this also, I prefer this one tho. This one feels right and just seems more like engaging ig?

— Jily - 8/10, very cute name. Jily is the og name and I love it but.. ~ Flowerpot - 9.5/10 i love this name SM better, it sounds more iconic and rare idk, Flowerpot does different stuff to me. Gives me more love and home-y vides which fit them sm

— Pandalily - 9/10, it’s reminds me of a sunny day with rain: the perfect mix of warm and cooling down. It’s so cute ‘panda’ and ‘lily’ is such a cute mix and I love it

— Marylily - 5.5/10, very cutey I love lesbians friends to lovers. It’s such a beautiful fun name and I think the ship dynamic changes my opinion but I still love it

— Marlily - 6.5/10, sound smooth, I get kinda confuse this with Marylily cause they look similar but they’re still both very cute, I still like this name.

— Dorlene - 5/10, love this ship sm but this name is so weird, it doesn’t spell, sound or look nice. Just gives me weird vibes idk. The ship >>> the name

— Jegulus - 3/10, sick ship, the most known name even though I very much dislike the name. This name doesn’t sound or look that nice, it’s just weird to me but.. ~ Sunseeker/Starchaser - 8/10, much better, more iconic, more unique, more interesting. I like this sm better. It’s also real cause James be down bad for his lovers and is definitely chasing them. I think I like Sunseeker better tho, like Regulus seeking out James and making him fall inlove with him, makes me feels thing

— Rosekiller - 8.5/10, very luck fits their vides it’s just so perfect and I love it. I think it is kinda basic because it’s been around so long, but I don’t think anything else can fit their relationship so well into a name

— Bartylus - 2/10, I don’t really like this shop but the name just makes it worse, it’s just sounds dirty and messy and idk how to describe it idk ~ Starkiller - 8/10, that’s such a better name and is savage asf. I don’t really like this ship but this name is amazing, I don’t why but this name reminds me of flames for no reason and I think it’s real fitting

— Sunkiller - 6/10, sick name, sounds like something that would be a bad guy name like deadpool or smth. Like damnn, this ship is growing my and I think this name is helping. It’s a sick name and it kinda fits their vides, Barty’s part of his ship names being ‘killer’ always fits, and this is another one that shows it so well

~ Darksun - 5.5/10, savage, reminds me of an ellipse or like an apocalypse movie idk why but I ain’t complaining

— Moonwater - 8/10, I don’t like this ship cause I prefer them to be platonic but it sounds good. It’s such a great and smooth name and it’s calming and I just like it. Reminds me of the moon reflecting on water and it look so pretty and I like it

— Rosewater - 4.5/10, it sounds smooth and reminds me of rose petals in a bath with candles and stuff, but I don’t like the ship

— Rily - 0/10, so bad, sounds like that annoying boy that was in your class called Riley and ew ~ Moonlily - 3.5/10, sm better, reminds me of a waterlily and it’s so pretty. I don’t like them together but their friendship >>>

— Jeverus/Princechaser - 1/10, ew, that doesn’t look, sound or spell nice. It looks like it would be like green mold for no reason, I do like Princechaser a lot better than Jeverus tho, but.. ~ Stagposion - 8/10, like something that a person would drink and die from. Like a poisonous drink that you’d find in a bottle with the skull on it. Don’t like the ship, love the name

— Rames/Jamus — 0/10, also ew, I don’t like it at all. It doesn’t look appealing at all, it makes me feel gross. Just looks uncomfortable ~ Moonchaser - 9/10, 10x better, I love friends to best friends and lovers sm and they would be so cute together, I don’t really ship them tho. This name is very cute tho icl

— Jeter — 1/10, reminds me of that saying some white people say after something dramatic happens “jeepers!” Idk why but I think the J is throwing me off. It’s just a funky name ~ Prongsfoot - 5/10, much better, just give me a hella tall person with a tiny person for idk why. I don’t like this that much but it’s sm better

{idea from @jiangyanlissidepiece )

I don’t wanna ship characters that never met

but thE PARASITES WANT ME TO SHIP THEM

I don’t wanna ship characters crack ships

BuT THE PARASITES WANT ME TO SHIP EM.

I like to think that Dorcas had a sick Animagus like a big tarantula or a panther like something scary and deadly. Like she is a scary person and can be very intimidating so obviously her animagus would be the same or maybe even scarier

She’d also use it to scare tf out of first years

When (if) Sunkiller (or Darksun) gets popular can I be one of the ogs? Please

Remus: things I want in my mouth..

Sirius: ..

James: ..

Remus: chocolate.

Pete: ..oh!

Mary: what did you want to be when you were younger?

James: I wanted to be a F1 driver

Marlene: I wanted to be a firefighter or a musician

Lily: I wanted to be a painter or an author

Mary: I wanted to be a model

Sirius: I wanted to be loved

Peter: I wanted to be a teacher

Remus: an astronaut or a doctor

Dorcas: movie star

James: what about you Mary?

Mary: oh! I wanted to be a nurse or a doctor

Sirius: how do you get half siblings?

Lily: well if your parents-

James: car accident.

Marlene: yeah, happened to my cousin.

James: [in a costume] And on the third day-

Remus: [who has mistaken James’ Dumduldore costume to a Jesus Christ costume]

James: Jesus made boobs.

Lily: oh god! ..wait-

Marlene: is this blasphemy?

James: and he was like “nice”

I want to give my 2 cents about the debate “would you prefer to be in the woods with a bear or a man?” So I wanted to give some reasons why picking a bear is the obvious answer:

Beforehand— The point is: it’s not that I will survive against the bear, it’s that I know how the bear will kill me.

• the bear will hurt you because he thinks you’re dangerous, the man will hurt because he knows your not.

• Both won’t stop if you say no, but the bear doesn’t understand what that means and the man does.

• With a bear the only fear is death.

• A bear sees a threat, a man sees an opportunity.

•The bear smelt fear, the man saw fear.

• A bear is violent by nature, a man is violent by choice.

• We can trust a bear to be a bear but can’t trust a human man to be humane.

• The worse thing a bear can do is kill you.

• The bear is doing it for survival, not fun.

• A bear will not seek my suffering.

• A bear can be reasoned with.

• The bear only has two thoughts: prey or escape.

• If I told someone a bear attacked me, they would believe me.

• They would find my body.

• Bears are more predictable.

• Bears is more likely to leave me alone.

• Bears only attack if that are hungry or scared.

• Bears will not act differently when it finds out you’re alone.

Bears attacking humans are 1 in 2.1 million.

Men attacking humans (women) are 1 in 4.

Sokka: honestly, I’m not sure I remember what my mother looked like..

Sokka: *is also his mother’s exact image*

Sokka: *can’t remember his mother’s face*

Katara: *can’t forget her mothers face*

Sokka: *can’t see his mother face*

Katara: *can’t stop seeing her mother’s face because Sokka is her exact imagine*

“You take get man out of the city, not the city out the man” but it’s what the marauders “city” would be

The Marauders

James Potter — you take the man out the love, not the love out the man.

Remus Lupin — the take the man out the werewolf, not the werewolf out the man.

Sirius Black — you take the man out the house, not the house out the man.

Peter Pettigrew — you take the man out the rat, not the rat out the man.

The Valkyries

Lily Evans — you take the (wo)man out the magic, not the magic out the (wo)man.

Marlene McKinnon — you take the (wo)man out the betrayal, not the betrayal out the (wo)man.

Mary MacDonald — you take the (wo)man out the memories, not the memories out the (wo)man.

The Skittle Squad / Emeralds

Regulus — you take the man out the black, not the black out the man.

Pandora — you take the (wo)man out the “crazy”, not the “crazy” out the (wo)man.

Evan — you take the man out the deatheater, not the deatheater out the man.

Barty — you take the dad out the man, not the man out the dad.

Dorcas — you take the loss out the (wo)man, not the (wo)man out the loss.

Marauders era groups and their nationalities

(this are all headcanons!!)

| Marauders

James: Hispanic (🇨🇴/🇧🇷) — his mother (effie) is Columbia and his father (monty) is Brazilian.

Sirius: French (🇫🇷) — both parents are French.

Remus: Welse & 1/4 English (🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿/🇬🇧) — His mother is Welse and his father is part Welse part English.

Peter: Irish & German (🇮🇪/🇩🇪) — his mother is Irish and his father is German.

| Valkyries

Lily: English & 1/4 Irish (🇬🇧/🇮🇪) — her mother is English and her father is half Irish half English.

Marlene: 2/4 Irish, 1/4 Scottish & 1/4 Argentine (🇮🇪/🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿/🇦🇷) — her mother is Irish and Argentine and her father is Scottish and Irish.

Mary: English and Jamaican (🇬🇧/🇯🇲) — her mother is Jamaican and her father is English.

| Skittles squad / emeralds

Regulus: French (🇫🇷) — both parents are French.

Pandora: Belgian & English (🇧🇪/🇬🇧) — both parents are English and Belgian.

Evan: Belgian & English (🇧🇪/🇬🇧) — both parents are English and Belgian.

Barty: Italian & English (🇮🇹/🇬🇧) — both parents are Italian and English.

Dorcas: English (🇬🇧) — both parents are English.

James was definitely the person everyone wanted to be, everyone definitely adored him. Even when they didn’t want to

For example:

Remus: “this bloody chatterbox can’t understand I don’t want to talk to him, just let me sleep before we get to the new school” *James trying to befriend him immediately not mentioning his scars at all* “ig him talking is something that’s somewhat tolerable”

Lily: “James is a git. He doesn’t know how to get that someone people just don’t like him!” *sees James helping Remus after a full moon* “oh.. well ig he ain’t that bad”

Regulus: “Potter is a rude egotistical man who stole my brother and thinks he’s amazing. Well he’s not.” *mets James in the astronomy tower and James calms his down from his panic attack* “nvm then..”

Barty: “who’s this Gryffindor freak who’s all smiley all the time?” *sees James helping Pandora and Mary get away from a touchy stranger* “well ig his smile ain’t bad so why not show it off ig?”

Tbh there could be more

Remus: my dog just got hit by an ice cream truck.

Regulus: aww.. :(

Pandora: Reg.. what did you do?

Regulus: what? Sirius was being a bitch

Barty & James: oh!-

James: alright I need to swear-

Sirius: fuck.

James: swear as in promise??

The “no glue, no borax” trend but on the marauders era groups;

The marauders:

James: ‘how to stop feeling everything so deeply, no glue no borax?’

Remus: ‘how to get rid of scars, no glue no borax?’

Sirius: ‘how to undone my trauma, no glue no borax?’

Peter: ‘how to feel good about myself, no glue no borax?’

The Valkyries

Lily: ‘how to feel like I am enough, no glue no borax?’

Marlene: ‘how to be recognised for what I can do and not what I am, no glue no borax?’

Mary: ‘how to be able to say ‘no’ and not feel bad, no glue no borax?’

The emeralds / skittle squad:

Regulus: ‘How to stop being a black, no glue no borax?’

Pandora: ‘how to be myself without being judged, no glue no borax?’

Dorcas: ‘how to keep my girlfriend, no glue no borax?’

Barty: ‘how to get over a guy I never dated, no glue no borax?’

Evan: ‘how to get my father proud of me, no glue no borax?’

Marlene: you’re a fucking coward and I would have never done this to you. I would have never done this to you.

Remus: I hope you find peace for yourself. Ruining our lives isn’t going to fill the void.

Peter: …

Lily: I can’t really remember when “those boys😒” became “my boys🫶”

Lily: but they were the one ones that befended me against Severus so in my books.. they’re definitely alright.

Remus: is he the one that is so fucking insufferably annoying and never shuts the fuck up and has never been hit it his entire life?

James: .. I wouldn’t say that, but if I were going to say that, I would say it about him.

Marlene: is he the one that is so fucking insufferably annoying and never shuts the fuck up and has never been hit it his entire life?

Lily: .. I wouldn’t say that, but if I were going to say that, I would say it about him.

Mary: if you could kiss any woman in the world feet, who would you choose?

Marlene: my beautiful girlfriend, Dorcas

Mary: that don’t count you do that anyway

Marlene: [with no hesitation] Euphemia Potter.

James: REALLY??

Remus: [drunk at a random muggle bar] oh my best friend, Sirius, his parents were abusive so he hated violence. Anything that would hurt people, too.

Random woman at the bar: where is Sirius tonight?

Remus: oh, he’s in prison for murdering our best friend

Remus: kinda wish he left a note, yk?

Peter: do you truly think so little of me?

James, Lily, Marlene, Sirius, Remus, Mary: Peter, I thought the world of you.

Luna: alright, here is my $7.50, but I think you should know that the money is cursed.

Ginny & Ron: what?

Luna: Oh, I cursed it!

Hermione: and by that you mean..?

Luna: so bad things will happen to he who spends it

Harry: ah that’s alright, bad things happen to me anyway

Remus: he’d like me better if I wasn’t a “bitch”, I’d like him better if he wasn’t 5’9

Lily: I mean you’re both at a loss

Mary: But who’s actually gonna recover from this?

Marlene: Remus.

James: do you ever think that-

Remus: he doesn’t think

Sirius: uh. I do-

James: okay imagine that you did-