“That’s A Boner, Louie”

“That’s a boner, Louie”

Besides making like, regular candy, Millie Monka is also working on candies with more practical (or entertaining) applications. Eggplant candy, for example, for when you wanna really peg your boyfriend, or bioengineered pears for when you want a little junk in the trunk.

In this case, she’s been working on a new kind of ingestible HRT medicine. One of those shower ideas where she thought of e-gel and her brain just kept going from there. E-Jello! And T-Jello for the boys. Everyone knows eating is the most fun way to do anything.

The stuff is really potent, too. You’re only supposed to eat a jello cup full of the stuff a week. But I fell. Because the big vat of gelatin that gave you hormones was very pretty from the rafters. And Ms Monka has really flimsy railing. And the chocolate room did a 30lb number on me in the span of 15 minutes so I haven’t gotten used to my new weight. But maybe it was one of those accidents that happens when you think a little too long about it happening on purpose.

I think being coated in the stuff alongside swallowing a little too much of it pronounced the effects a bit. I was leaky from 2 more places than usual. But honestly, this is everything I’ve ever wanted. I’m a little surprised at how hard my cock got though. Not because I wasn’t horny out of my fucking mind, but I thought estrogen would shrink it or something. I dunno much about the science. Maybe she still has to adjust the formula.

Eventually it’ll wear off since she hasn’t started selling this stuff yet and no one else on the planet knows how to make it. But Monka holds these tours pretty regularly. And I know she’s looking for volunteers willing to try her new foods. I know because she said she’d email me when a position opens up. She said I took really well to it. She’s nicer than I thought.

Maybe you’ll see me on a tour in the future, hopefully with me behind the glass.

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