COME ON PEOPLE THE OLD MEN ARE BETTER

gods bless the gifmakers, fic authors, and fan artists who are single-handedly keeping dying fandoms on life support even though their shows ended years ago. all 3 of us in the tag owe you so much

truly nothing about house md prepares you for wilson. he's fucking insane. he's been divorced three times. he's the only person who can scheme just as well as house. he gives a patient his own liver bc he felt bad for him - a patient who didn't even know wilson's name. btw. he noticed a patient had depression bc he never mentioned his grandkids. he starred in a porno. he dosed house with antidepressants for several weeks. he allowed his boybestie and his gf to share custody of him and didn't even try to stop it. house told him to buy a piece of furniture that represented who he was, and he bought a $4000+ organ for house. he was gonna torpedo his career to talk abt euthanasia bc one of his patients suffered longer than he had to. he let house move into his 1 bed apartment bc his therapist thought it'd be a good idea. this man would do anything for anybody if they let him. he'd fucking quit his job to save a snail off the sidewalk. bro is not normal in the slightest

House MD + text posts pt. ∞

I sit and watch / As tears go by

honestly with the amount of trans headcanons for this show, everyone is severely overlooking the fact that cuddy's canonical specialty is endocrinology . she's literally a hormone doctor. shots for everyone

House and Chase during his bachelor party is so mother and son I'm killing myself

Ok listen I hate to be that guy but

This is so Hilson coded

Ships

Week Ending March 31st, 2025

Buddie Evan Buckley & Edmundo Diaz, 9-1-1

Jayvik +1 Jayce & Viktor, Arcane

Sonadow +1 Sonic & Shadow, Sonic the Hedgehog

Phan +1 Daniel Howell & Phil Lester, YouTubers

Bucktommy -3 Evan Buckley & Tommy Kinard, 9-1-1

Hansry +2 Henry of Skalitz & Hans Capon, Kingdom Come: Deliverance

Pureshadow +3 Pure Vanilla Cookie & Shadow Milk Cookie, Cookie Run

Timebomb -2 Jinx & Ekko, Arcane

Caitvi -2 Caitlyn Kiramman & Vi, Arcane

Stobotnik -1 Agent Stone & Dr. Robotnik, Sonic the Hedgehog

Destiel +1 Dean Winchester & Castiel, Supernatural

Jegulus +2 James Potter & Regulus Black, the Harry Potter universe

Everlark Katniss Everdeen & Peeta Mellark, The Hunger Games

Hilson +2 James Wilson & Gregory House, House

Zosan +2 Roronoa Zoro & Vinsmoke Sanji, One Piece

Megop -3 Megatron & Optimus Prime, Transformers

Merthur Merlin & Arthur Pendragon, Merlin

Markhelly -7 Mark Scout & Helly, Severance

Ineffable Husbands Aziraphale & Crowley, Good Omens

Hannigram Hannibal Lecter & Will Graham, Hannibal

The number in italics indicates how many spots a ship moved up or down from the previous week. Bolded ships weren’t on the list last week.

EPIC CROSSOVER

Do you know Greg House M.D.? Are y'all friends?

I wouldn't say we're friends.

But I do know of and talk to him. I refer a lot of people to him if the need arises, as he does to me.

One time, after a conference we were both at, we had accidentally swapped canes, and HE didn't notice until he got back to Princeton.. I noticed almost immediately.