Wilson(to House) :Gay Son Or Thot Daughter?

nothing scarier than being a fan of a fic and then becoming mutuals with the author. like hi shakespeare. big fan of your fake dating au

an actual canon, legitimate conversation between house and wilson AT WORK:

House: I need my apartment key back.

Wilson: If you’re breaking up with me, can we at least talk about it first?

House: Maybe if you weren’t all nag, and no shag…

Wilson: I don’t sleep with married men.

you cannot make this shit up.

the conventional 1960s nuclear family: housewife mother, breadwinner father, heartbreaker daughter, quarterback son, dog

the woke 2025 family: medical malpractitioner father, oncologist step father, hot mom, transmasc son, transfem daughter, foreman

I love reading the BPD criteria and seeing how this guy lines up with the MAJORITY OF THE SYMPTOMS

wilson's funny because he's an adorable, educated, empathetic, smart, successful man and he looks at the most disastery disaster that's ever disastered and he says "i desperately want that man to ruin my life" and then he does and he's like "mm. perfect."

This song is very Chase coded to me

first thing to know about sewing machines is that they can smell fear

house who is so afraid of change and people leaving him

house who constantly is pushing wilson’s boundaries to see what will finally make him leave

house who loves music, and plays multiple instruments

house who was a cheerleader for his collage lacrosse team

house who fucking hates his father

house who can’t lie to his mom

house who loves so hard and needs so much it drives people away

house who hates everything about himself so much, but you would never know it with how he acts

house who is so damn human and shows it in his own ways

ohhhh gregory house they could never make me hate you

They really are ducklings in the first few seasons, just playing follow House

let’s commit medical malpractice with mama

James Wilson should have superpowers/a mutation that House tries and fails to logically explain away

I like empath/telepath Wilson who never learnt to communicate "normally" with people bc he can just Know how they're feeling. or maybe he can see ghosts and is literally haunted by all his dead patients. dealer's choice