Life Really Went And Let Me Be Happy For A Hot Sec Then Proceeded To Rip That Joy Out Of Me And Dump

I made uquiz to attempt to determine if you would make a good immortal.

Why does my dad always assume that me being tired is because I was up late? Like bro just let me be tired and not be judgy ye basterd

that’s nice

So I've binged 620 chapters of one piece. My thoughts so far are:

1) fuck thriller bark.

2) I exclusively read the reindeer as if he has a thick russian accent and you can't stop me otherwise.

3) the whale's name is hoe.

4) usopp the great is great

5) wtf how have I binged 620 chapters in so little time wtf is wrong with me

6) Luffy is Asexual as fuck and it's the funniest shit to me, like bro see's a woman nude and goes "yo you know where I can find some food? I'm feeling a lil hungry rn" or like, someone will say smth to make the other guys swoon and luffy's just like "damn bro that's crazy, you got any food?"

7) bird's eyes have a pivot point at the peak of the bottom line for her eyes, yes, fuck you, I've ruined how you see characters face, I'm not sorry

8) this face

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Pro tip, just accept the fact that you will realize your comfort with a food only once you start distancing yourself from that food. It won't make you happier or anything, but it will help in accepting the idiocy that is the squishy head rock that does the thinkings

i can feel the food i obsessively eat and crave shifting away from nachos (small portions, quick and easy to make) to chicken pasta milano (large portions, takes an hour or longer and many ingredients to cook) and its so upsetting because i know i wont be able to eat it as much as i want to 😭

Discrete mathematics and psychology are like 2 friends who agree on a recipe for a meal. But discrete mathematics feels the need to explain every single way the recipe could be wrong while psychology just responds with "yeah but this could be correct for some people"

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Tomorrow I’m legal :)

what do u think ur spice tolerance is