Lungs Fucking Slap

At least it fits in my pants

to all the people who say they have/wish to have a megadonger of a dick, just think about this. this exact reason is why you should be happy with your size.

This just reaffirms unto me that my little pony is actually a deeply rooted narrative about the nature of class systems, wherein it follows a character who, perchance, was born in the right environment to have royal ties, higher education than the average noble class because of this and, when having displayed themselves to be a potential threat with the skillset they have they become indoctrinated into the royal family. This mind you, was easily done by the royal family requesting they keep a daily report happening as they are tasked with observing the daily lives of the middle and lower class citizens.

Mlp is very clearly a deeply thought out warning to society about how easily one can be swayed into another person's goals and ambitions while fully believing that this is what they too wish to have.

my little pony is problematic because it promotes a positive view of monarchy and subtly suggests the inferiority of earth ponies, none of which are represented in the royal family. also notice how equestria's monarchs call themselves princesses rather than queens, projecting a false image of innocence to their subjects. they should have unionized and sent celestia to the glue factory

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Transformers Prime Starscream fucking terrifies me to no end

To elaborate, his character design is just huh okay then ig. It has some designs that make sense, but then you see him just running perfectly fine in stalletos, like I get that they’re just the shape of his feet but the zombie episode clearly shows that he isn’t just able to run in those feet without problem.

But the fact he can run in them and, not just keep up with Knockout, a fellow decepticon who’s feet have a proper amount of surface area contact to the ground, but outspeed him fucks me up real hard, like excuse me what, how?? Starscream what are you??

He’s also got this thing with his eyes where holy shit why is he so expressive with just his eyes alone?? excuse me??? why do the equivalent of your pupils go from circular to ovals hello?????

The part where his wings legit perk up when knockout says he’s got a nice sheen, basically that he do be attractive, makes me think of like a dogs tail when they’re happy.

But anyways, him also being able to just full on dance with those feet terrifies me, like I’m convinced Megatron is only more powerful than him because he’s put all of his skills into his balance because wow, and yes I know he’d normally just transform into his jet mode, but like, there has to be tons of instances where he wouldn’t want to transform.

The conversation concluded with the question "how would one effectively fillet an orphan"

What percentage of orphan is required to construct a human? -literally a conversation I just had

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