When Did You Fornicate Uncle Palpy? When?

Same vibes

It has happened. The sun has risen. I have officially been awake all night.

Hear me out !

Regulus as Sasuke Uchiha and Sirius as Itachi Uchiha. Maybe is just me. But imagine a marauders x naruto universe.

asking "hey is it fine if I smoke in here" and before you're able to answer I've already set up a full rack of salmon over a fire in your living room

You know that scene in Frozen 2 where Elsa is seeing all the parts of her life and shes ‘Let It Go Elsa’ and makes a face. The only thing I could think was: “Embarrassing Emo Phase.”

Me, who’s been saying my favorite character is Aoyama for years, right now: good soup

i think my problem with twitter is that my voice reeks of tumblr post i’m just meant to be here

Platonic intimacy is seeing your friend’s car in the grocery store parking lot and parking so close to him that he can’t open his door and has the crawl through the passenger’s side.

at first i was like bob and john? what? but then i get reminded that john would absolutely hate himself for having feelings for bob and i went oh hell yeah sign me up for some yummy angst for my rumbly tummy

True Bi/Ace solidarity is both being able to make the joke “I like my men the way I like my women.” despite having vastly different punch lines.