So I’m Staying At A Friend’s House In Boston

So I’m staying at a friend’s house in Boston

And in their guest room is a door.

So I’m Staying At A Friend’s House In Boston

And my first thought was closet. Just an ordinary, tiny, New England closet.

But no!

So I’m Staying At A Friend’s House In Boston

There are STAIRS in that closet!

Now where do those stairs go, you may ask?

So I’m Staying At A Friend’s House In Boston

Up to the black void attic of course.

But you know, it doesn’t seem to end there.

So I’m Staying At A Friend’s House In Boston

Because for reasons no one seems to know, this door deadbolts from inside. There’s nothing but a black void up there. Why must it lock on that side of it???

Of course, it was then that I spotted something else.

So I’m Staying At A Friend’s House In Boston

Why yes, those ARE scratch marks on the inside of the door. Which, one might think dog because they’re so low on the door (only a third of the way up).

But you know, this wouldn’t be fun if that was all there was.

So I’m Staying At A Friend’s House In Boston

That deadbolt has scratches all around it too.

Funzies!

Because guess what.

So I’m Staying At A Friend’s House In Boston

That deadbolt is five feet off the ground. And there is no dog in this house tall enough to reach it.

Pretty sure I just entered a horror film.

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