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ok this my list of hoe tips and life tips in general

- can’t get ur pussy smooth?? always prickly?? shave diagonally and horizontally instead of up and down, and always use a new blade

- can’t get ur pussy soft?? shave with hair conditioner and massage it in for like 30 seconds before. after u shave, massage with baby oil, and lotion after a shower

- EXFOLIATE. exfoliating is the key to life. mix used coffee grounds with a moisturizing oil (olive or coconut is best). rub that shit all over your legs before you shave until ur hands start to feel funny

- dry feet?? bih me too. rub a fuck ton of regular lotion (or foot cream if u fancy, even Vaseline works) all over your feet and put double socks (or fuzzy socks) on before bed. yass

- this one is the most basic but pls drink water. it’ll clear ur skin, flush out your kidneys to prevent bladder infections, and ur pussy gonna be wet asf

- salt, fat, caffeine, dairy, etc. r gonna make u taste all funky down there. fruits, veggies, and anything w high water content is gonna make u taste fresh/sweet

- smoking and drinking also gonna make u taste funky. and smoking is especially bad for u, so put out the cig babe

- using soap on ur pussy gonna fuck up ur pH bad. the vagina is a self cleaning device, and all u need is a really soft washcloth (or even a cotton shirt) and some water, let ur body do ur thing

- if ur used to wearing tampons and that’s what u find comfortable, use a menstrual cup! very sanitary and will save u a TON of money in the long run

- want a natural lip plumper?? mix a lil bit of cinnamon and honey, and gently rub it into your lips w a soft toothbrush n leave it on for a min. slather on some chapstick n ur plump n soft

- BUY A VIBRATOR. please do it. it will save ur fucking life

- cotton panties or no panties sis. ur kitty needs to breathe and cotton/no panties will prevent bacterial and fungal infection

- got hair on ur face? got rough skin? GURL SHAVE IT! wash your face as normal and pat dry, gently run a clean razor over any areas (cheeks, chin, neck). tone and moisturize like a motherfucker. smooth!

- pubic hair is healthy and good and keeps ur vag clean! don’t shave it unless YOU want to, don’t leave that decision up to ur nasty man

- allow urself junk in moderation. it’ll make making healthy choices easier if u allow urself a little treat every once in a while

- a simple equation for a good meal: vegetable + grain/carb, protein

- do ur fucking homework and do it on time

- rubbing a little bit of petroleum jelly on ur pressure points before spraying perfume will make it last longer

- hair holds onto scents v easily. wanna smell like a goddess????,,, spritz that hair

- kat von d everlasting liquid lipstick is blowjob proof. get messy n be on point!

- urban decay all nighter setting spray is gonna save ur life. it’ll keep ur shit in place when u getting dicked, if u cryin, chokin on dick, w/e u like to do

- if ur having trouble getting wet even after sufficient foreplay, a little bit of water based lube does WONDERS. also won’t deteriorate condoms (oil) or get gritty (silicone)

- need to stretch out ur shoes?? fill two ziploc bags with water and put them in ur shoes. put shoes in the freezer until water freezes solid, and dethaw with a hairdryer. especially effective on leather!

- having problems deepthroating? make sure ur throat is in line with ur mouth, if it’s not the dick won’t go down

- can’t deepthroat at all? cover ur teeth with ur top lip and press ur tongue to the roof of ur mouth while he thrusts. 10/10!

- communication w ur partner during sex will make it a trillion million times more satisfying

- frizzy hair? put conditioner on the tips of your hair (nape of the neck and down) and shampoo right on ur scalp. volumizes without frizzing!

- this one kinda weird but don’t hold ur pee unless u wanna mean bladder infection/UTI

- pee after u masturbate please. u never know what can shimmy up ur urethra, even when ur playin w the little man in the sailboat

- keep a pair of spare glasses with u for when ur contacts dry out. lifesaver

- always keep extra undies, an extra shirt, makeup remover, moisturizer, and comfy shoes in ur car/bag if u can fit all of it

- apply dry shampoo the night before ur gonna need it. it’ll soak up the oil before it sits on ur hair. reapply in the morning n style accordingly

- apple cider vinegar mixed with water works as a good toner if u ain’t got no moneyyyy

- castor oil on ur brows and lashes every night will make them thicker and longer. even just one day will help (bc they will be shiny and moisturized)

ill probs add onto this when i think of more!

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I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(

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a little love for all you ladies 💜🖤

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That is it, i dont remeber anything ells.  But the clothes where at bit more form fitting, not too oversize.  I just remember at the end they had a speech where he was wearing it. It was a concert, black pants, black shoes, blue shirt, dark hair. I dont remeber anything ells. i have looked but i can’t find it. I think maybe two years ago? like 16- early 17.  But i am pretty sure it was before 17 

Rina, i dont know if you can help me with this or maybe your followers. But i have this thing stuck in my head. It is an EXO performance, but the only thing i remember from it is, that suho was wearing Black Pants, a Blue shirt, Maybe a white t-shirt under neath and he has dark hair in the video. It is a Live performance.. Do you or any of your followers, might, remember or know what this permance is? :-D

…… I don’t know, honestly??? I’ll try and see whether I’ll find it, but for now

DO ANY OF Y’ALL KNOW OF THIS PERFORMANCE?

you know, I am not gonna sit by and watch this gay shit happen. Actually, that’s exactly what I’m gonna do. TAEMIN MY GAY MOTHERFUCKER YOU GO BOY. LOOK AT BEAUTIFUL CHOI MINHO LIKE YOU WANT HIM FOR BREAKFAST LUNCH AND DINNER

Why empaths love differently

🌙 Empaths crave deep and meaningful relationships.

🌙 They value trust and authenticity more than an average person.

🌙 Empaths don’t like small talk. They long for deep conversations and they want to be able to share their thoughts and feelings with their partner and that their partner shares their inner world with them.

🌙 Empaths have a calm and soft presence and are therefore often a magnet for toxic people and narcissists. Empaths are understanding and excellent listeners and they have to be careful not to be used for that by toxic people. 

🌙 Empaths tend to attract people who want to be healed or saved instead of to be loved. 

🌙 Empaths are a sponge for other people’s emotions and energies. They need a partner who has an aura and energy that isn’t draining for the empath.

🌙 Empaths are honest, very honest. They can’t fake things. They will honestly tell you how they feel and what’s on their mind. This deepens and tightens the relationship because the relationship will be pure and authentic.

🌙 They are givers. It’s in their nature to give more than they receive. They need to find a balance between giving and receiving in a relationship, so they do not give more love, affection and energy than they receive from their partner because that would make them feel drained and tired. They need love and energy in return.

🌙 Empaths need time alone to recharge themselves and cleanse themselves from all the energies they soak in. Their partner should understand their need for spending time alone.

🌙 Empaths tend to take things personally and they can feel hurt quickly.

🌙 Empaths absorb other people’s emotions and understand things without you directly telling them. They will feel it when there’s something the matter even though you didn’t say a word about it. 

🌙 They need a relationship in which they can grow and develop.

🌙 Empaths need someone who understands and respects that they feel overloaded and tired often and not take their tiredness personally.

🌙 Empaths love with all their heart. They love with passion, with pureness, with authenticity. They will love all of you. Your flaws, your imperfections, all of you, without skipping a part. Because that’s who they are. Empaths are loving people with a spark in their heart that changes into a fire of passion once they fall in love with you.

Love with all your heart, empath. Chase the deepness and meaning you long for in a relationship until you find someone who makes it all feel natural. You’re a beautiful complicated puzzle piece who loves differently than most people. It’s a true gift, to be able to love with all your heart.

-The soft universe