In A Spring Mood Now

one day, if you try hard enough, you too can become a primary source

the range this man has. from "a beauty so captivating that he could topple a kingdom" to the most pathetic, sopping wet cat in existence.

There are several moments in tge where Maia is just the Most eighteen, and I would like to posit one of my favorites:

Min Vechin, who Maia is very attracted to: hey :) I've noticed you're attracted to me...want to do something about that?

Maia, experiencing the entire spectrum of human half-goblin emotion at once: NO THANK YOU. GOODNIGHT. MA'AM.

Maia: *turns on his heel and walks out, followed by his nohecharei who got to watch that entire fumble*

"One moment each morning in which you spoke as a person to another person, and was greeted as a person by another person: on such did the entire machinery of apotheosis stutter to a halt."

Hi, hello, I finished reading The Hands of the Emperor and started the little companion novella Petty Treasons, which is the Emperor and Cliopher's first meeting from the Emperor's point of view. It does not disappoint.

Maia Drazhar, also known as Edrehasivar Zhas, seventh of that name, the 209th Emperor of the Elflands, would never do this to me

i like aphrodite's matching makeup with ares :)

I think the united states of america would really benefit from being under the rule of His Imperial Serenity, Emperor Edrehasivar VII

Live, laugh, Edrehasivar VII

im gonna fms. fall on my— [remembers fall on my sword jokes negatively impact my nohecharis’s oath] fuck my serenity