Things The Axolotl Would Say To Bill

“back then”

almost as though it was several years ago

ha, noob

i am, in fact, the noob

He’s in big trouble

I feel like people who look at Bill Cipher and go "lol he's just a triangle" are like. NOT seeing him right. Like, if you looked at that triangle and were not filled with a sense of utter existential dread then you didn't really see him.

posting to appear as not a bot

little do they know

“oh you’re a masochist?”

*stubs your toe*

the only true way to support your trans friends is to go to your nearest witchery and get them a potion to make them cis

if you don’t do that are y’all even friends?

Bill is most definitely a masochist and this proves it. he’s the one feeling the pain, and he’s the one enjoying it

journal for proof)

#wasaskedtoreblog

you know maybe my hyperfixations qlter my personality more then i thought

exhibit a. had social anxiety and saw myself as lower

start blue lock, ego found

exhibit b: i like vegetables a bit

start project sekai: dislike vegetables they are worse then anything else

imagine Dipper going to therapy

therapist: so what’s on your mind lately? Dipper: hyperventilating and having flashbacks i can’t stop thinking about watching everyone i know being turned into decorative banners by a triangle t:… d:… and watching the agony of a large human throne fall apart t in notes: possibly schizophrenic

I didn't know where else to put this...