Fun family story: when my aunt was marrying her wife everyone was really excited but also dreading it because my aunt is known for her insanely long speeches so everyone knew her vows would be like 9 hours long so when it came time for her to say her vows she had a shit ton of cue cards in her hands and even her wife started groaning and my aunt took a deep inhale and then unravelled all the cue cards which were taped together and they all just read ‘HOT DAMN’ in giant letters and those were my aunts vows.
Star Wars has three types of guy: Fump Geezgo from the Womflee system, Stabba Badguyman, and Chris
This drawing made me realise that actually I love the comfort zone and I would like to go back into it. Also that I must draw more tigers.
actual tears running down my face
this is so dope
(bleeding from my wound) notice anythiung differebt about me ;)
I love you, always forever
10/10 dad joke
If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.
First time sending hate mail kinda nervous
Come on everyone! lets cheer him on!
once again thinking about the solid snake panty lines tweet