We Shall, By Whatever Means Necessary, Become The Heart That Pumps Money Around The World. And, When

creature in fiction: *is portrayed as bad and mean*

8 year old me: but what if there was a good and nice one :0

i absolutely agree that xreader can be so healing and promote self love and acceptance in unique and powerful ways but also it lets you fuck nasty with your faves and i think that is just so beautiful

Sylus Beyond Cloudfall

you need to be around freaks and weirdos who dress ugly and have weird kinks because the more you're exposed to it the next time you see a conservative try to get you scared about ugly drag queens you're not gonna think "oh my that is a scary drag queen she must be doing scary things" you're instead gonna think "hey that looks like the people in my friend group. that's a relatable down to earth person. what's your fucking problem"

There isn’t enough tongue fuck content out there. Where are the monsters that breed you with their mouths covering your crotch! Where are the monsters that spread you open on their tongues while you grind back against them! Where are the humans that taste too good to fuck, that will stay right where they are as their monster takes in their taste for as long as the like.

sunday

Hello rue! Imagine the captain squad with a s/o who's a med student and needs a live person to remember all the muscles and vessels( like I've faced this because learning the names of nearly 680-690 muscles is not easy :( and its very difficult to do so without a person for a reference, atleast for me and my friends) and she decides to ask them for help, like just stand and let me observe the body and map 'em out ? hope the request is clear to understand? be safe -<3

hiii <3 anon! that’s really impressive of you!!! this got a liiiittle bit spicy and suggestive 😫 but hope you enjoy~

you use them to study for human anatomy ♡ 

→  DAICHI is so flustered that you’re touching him even though your intentions are completely pure. he’s rapidly turning red, and you might have to remind him to breathe. when you ask him if he’s okay, he clears his throat and lets out a shaky laugh and a nod.

→  OIKAWA pretends not to be affected, but it’s obvious that he is. he’s very ticklish and giggly for no apparent reason, and he might bat your hand away a few times. oikawa definitely winks at you during the process. on the inside, he’ll have to repeat in his head that you’re studying him for anatomy, nothing more.

→  KUROO tries to joke around to keep the mood light, but it feels like there’s something stuck in his throat when you touch his shoulder and neck, feeling around for the sternocleidomastoid muscle and telling him as you touch it. when you look back at his face, you’ll find that he’s staring intently at you.

→  BOKUTO will not stop flexing his muscles. it’s actually a little helpful to your observations, so you don’t mind, but you do notice that he’s very veiny. he finds out that day how much he loves seeing your hand on his arm. if he accidentally lets out a groan/moan, please ignore it for his sake.

→  USHIJIMA is as still as a stone. he’s practically a statue, but because he has muscles sculpted like marble, he makes a great anatomy study reference. he keeps on asking you if you’re done, not because he doesn’t like you touching him, but because he wants to do it to you, too.

→  TERUSHIMA will not stop making suggestive comments. at first, he’ll try his best to refrain from anything like that because he wants to be a good boyfriend and put your studies first. his willpower snaps eventually, and he might insist on teaching a different kind of anatomy.

→  FUTAKUCHI keeps on trying to give you the answers even though you definitely know more than he does. he’ll point at his arm and say that it’s his femur. ridiculous, but he likes seeing you roll your eyes and laugh at him, and he’s trying to joke around to keep his mind off of your hand on his abs.

→  KITA is very accommodating to you. he’ll even offer to have another session with you since he enjoys helping you out. it’s true that maybe his face and neck flush red and his body tenses when your fingers ghost over his back, but who’s to say for sure?

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