Someone Needs To Shake Me Around Or Smack Me Like Faulty Electronics

aye it's nov 5th pass me the destiel

hey you reading this, you are gorgeous. I'm gonna need you to drink some water though. just because you're so gorgeous doesn't mean you can skip out on drinking water

('Hairy Locomotion' c.1959 by Remedios Varo)

told my dad I’m gonna be Spock for Halloween and he immediately went “Are you gonna have a Kirk for your Spock?” what a way for my father to call me bitchless

I know that if It Follows had happened to gay people we would be putting a walking man emoji in our Grindr names to announce it like 🚶and the other gays would be messaging us like "girl you got It Following you? let me take it off your hands ive got you" and passing it around and shit all day and thered be some kind of leader board for the sluts who got It Followed the most times and everything would be basically fine

god these violent delights are fucking AWESOME lol. having a great time. btw does anybody know what we're doing after this

There's something hilarious about how so much subsequent media has positioned Vampires and Werewolves as, like, binary opposite entities, and then you read Dracula (1897) and realize that wolves are that guy's preferred solution to every problem. You'd say something to Dracula about "ah yes, werewolves, vampires' great eternal enemies," and he'd just be like "you mean my subcontractors?"

study of the love note

there is something about the action of folding that is integral to the love note. once folded, it’s charged with a furtive and hopeful magic, like finishing a spell

big shoutout to dudes smoking a cigarette while acting visibly chill and unbothered just outside of train stations — if I’m sprinting towards the station at top speed and then I see you just chilling there, smoking with your hands in your pockets while staring at the train, I know that I can stop running and walk leisurely instead. Don’t give a fuck what the train schedule says, I know for a fact that you know better & it’s not gonna leave without you. Thank you for the community service which you provide, kissing you right on the mouth wait, what?

Heal yourself first.

The rest will come later 🌿