If i dont [experience pathologically concerning sex act] within the next [arbitrary time period] im going to [federal agency watchphrase]
it’s difficult to be a dom with anarchist leanings.
my sub will be like “i have to tell you something… i broke a rule. i’ll accept whatever punishment you see fit.” and i’m like. rise up comrade you have nothing to lose but your padded restraints. no doms no masters. oh you want me to spank you. yeah i can do that.
I'm small and I have gay tendencies
big fan of characters with abandonment + attachment issues so profound that they leave claw marks in everything they touch but would sooner gnaw off their own leg than admit they just want someone to stay for once. in a totally normal well adjusted and not at all projecting way of course.
I blog for the girls who cry on their birthdays and lose a little bit of themselves during the summer months
what the fuck makes phone apps so cocky as to send me notifications telling me to use it. my grocery list app straight up went "you havent made a list in a while! 🙂" are you out of your fucking mind. you are a program. why are you speaking to me like youre my equal. i could replace you with a pen and the back of a receipt. idiot. i kill you now
I used to be 21 but now I'm 24. so you can understand why I'm so freaked out
noncon friendship
i have a disorder where i name every file like "final" "final final" "final final final" "this 1" "this is the oone" "THIS ONE" "actually finished complete hightest quality perfect in every way" "LAST FIJNAL I PROIMISR
Silent & peaceful
u know someone’s about to get dragged through the mud when an academic uses the phrase ‘it’s tempting to assume’
ghost boy(s), he/him/his/they, midtwenties, “academia coded boy but he’s done his degree and works at a bar and does all his reading on the subway” — both a boy and a system (woaw)
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