No Such Thing As Wasting Your 20s Your 20s Are For Recovering From Whatever The Fuck Happened To You

I know that if It Follows had happened to gay people we would be putting a walking man emoji in our Grindr names to announce it like 🚶and the other gays would be messaging us like "girl you got It Following you? let me take it off your hands ive got you" and passing it around and shit all day and thered be some kind of leader board for the sluts who got It Followed the most times and everything would be basically fine

i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

Joining the war on fetish and kink on the side of the fetish and kink

“There’s nothing heroic about suffering” okay but what if I suffered and I was kinda sexy with it. Like my shorts were a little too short and you could see my ass when I bent over. What then.

people think they shouldn't vote as a protest or whatever because they've been raised on boycotts. which do sometimes work.

boycotts deprive the target of money.

not voting does not deprive the government of money.

it does, however, deprive you of power.

it's not like a boycott.

i’m starting a collection

Don't open a PM with a stranger with "hello".

1. You sound like a bot

2. You don't give anything to respond to

Try to say something nice and ask questions that the other person can respond to.

Writer/artist friends are all into “the decent into madness” until it’s 11 pm and you’re actively descending into madness and it’s “scaring them” and “preventing them from using their kitchen to make a late night snack” smh

Would being called big dog fix me? Who knows?