My Oil Painting Of An Uncrustable

I'm small and I have gay tendencies

People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter

poker is a hateful game that punishes people who wear their beautiful sensitive heart on their sleeve

cooing & stroking the neighbourhood cats but shaking my head the entire time so everyone knows i don’t ideologically agree with outdoor cats

big shoutout to dudes smoking a cigarette while acting visibly chill and unbothered just outside of train stations — if I’m sprinting towards the station at top speed and then I see you just chilling there, smoking with your hands in your pockets while staring at the train, I know that I can stop running and walk leisurely instead. Don’t give a fuck what the train schedule says, I know for a fact that you know better & it’s not gonna leave without you. Thank you for the community service which you provide, kissing you right on the mouth wait, what?

Don't open a PM with a stranger with "hello".

1. You sound like a bot

2. You don't give anything to respond to

Try to say something nice and ask questions that the other person can respond to.

study of the love note

there is something about the action of folding that is integral to the love note. once folded, it’s charged with a furtive and hopeful magic, like finishing a spell

"I don't like old sci-fi shows, the special effects look too cheesy" you are incapable of joy. Go to the dungeon.

Not to go "if you have ADHD just go for a run" or anything, but I am so serious if you have ADHD you should regularly go outside, no headphones no phone no nothing and just stand and observe for a while until you've had enough. Not until you get bored, until you've had enough. Drink your coffee without watching tiktok. Have a bath without music. Turn down the volume in your headphones. I cannot overstate how much learning to be bored is cruicial with ADHD. Life is not just about pleasure, no matter what your dysregulated dopamine system thinks, and when you teach your brain to be okay with being bored, then boring tasks stop feeling like torture. By letting yourself be bored you are yoinking your system out of the high/low binary and allow for the highs to feel like actual highs and not just anything that isn't low. I am so serious go literally touch grass. Listen to the sounds in your flat. Stimulate your body the way it was designed. It lowers anxiety and makes you feel like you're real and best of all it's completely free

“dark academia” which, as we all know, is when boy makes himself gargoyle-on-top-of-an-old-building-shaped