I'm Not Just A Masochistic Pervert You Know. Getting Horny When You're Wounded Is Actually A Survival

cooing & stroking the neighbourhood cats but shaking my head the entire time so everyone knows i don’t ideologically agree with outdoor cats

Silent & peaceful

Writer/artist friends are all into “the decent into madness” until it’s 11 pm and you’re actively descending into madness and it’s “scaring them” and “preventing them from using their kitchen to make a late night snack” smh

People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter

am always obsessed when someone says to a character “call off your dog” about another character.

Me: knows my depression gets significantly worse in December, every December, and there’s nothing I can do but distract myself until it’s not December anymore

Also me, in December: um hi yeah excuse me, why am I super depressed? Absolutely shocked and flabbergasted by this turn of events

With the power of adhd you can do two halves of different chores and then sit down again instead of finishing either 👍

mutual_01 liked your post!

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Me: a shame my beloved mutual did not reblog my post, though I am placated by the favor of this sexual stranger

told my dad I’m gonna be Spock for Halloween and he immediately went “Are you gonna have a Kirk for your Spock?” what a way for my father to call me bitchless

absolutely insane shit happening on twitter