Magma Is To Lava As Stomach Acid Is To Vomit

actually my girl dinner is heaps and heapes of root vegetables

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this picture is cracking me up so bad house looks like a recently divorced dad who's spending the weekend with his son and decided to take him to the amusement park

I do not like horses but I respect them

kept track of how many times ive cried and shat this year. so far its 502 and 338 and im not telling you which is which

Every year I get angrier and angrier listening to Big Yellow Taxi because yeah, yeah you were absolutely right, Joni Mitchell. They did pave paradise and put up a parking lot. And nothing has changed about that in the last 50 years, Joni Mitchell. It’s still a parking lot. With a pink hotel, a boutique, and a swinging hot spot no less. You were right about that. You were absolutely right. You don’t know what you’ve got till it’s gone. Nailed it. That is true. And I’m frustrated about it.

(crawls on all fours with blood drenched on me) I have to do arts and crafts