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TWO OF US AU MASTERPOST

Finally got around to making a masterpost! I tried to keep it to the relevant stuff because I’ve posted a lot for this AU, but If you still want to see everything then you can search the whole tag here.

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ATLA AU - Zuko Can See Ghosts

Dead people in ATLA either reincarnate or stay as ghosts until they’re ready to do so. There is no afterlife just as there are no gods. The closest thing to gods ATLA has is spirits but if the Spirit World was the afterlife, I think there would be a lot more humans around when Avatars visit. Iroh’s only there because he went in before he died.

Zuko knows why his mother left because Grandfather Azulon is still there as a ghost to tell him Ursa poisoned him to save Zuko’s life. He was going to haunt Ursa until he realized Zuko could see him and haunted him instead. Surprise, surprise, the guy who ordered the death of his grandson is a dick.

There are many servants dead by Ozai’s wrath in the palace. Their ghosts teach Zuko to stay quiet and fade into the background where it’s safe.

When Lu Ten dies, he regrets that he wasn’t able to save his young cousins from Ozai. Lu Ten stays a ghost and mentors Zuko in combat, bending, and strategy.

When the 41st Division die despite Zuko’s protests, and Zuko himself is burned and banished, the 41st Division find out Zuko defended them and stay ghosts to teach him all they can.

Zuko’s able to escape before the pirates hired by Zhao blow up his ship because the ghosts haunting the pirates warn him. This doesn’t change the plot, but it does save Zuko some pain.

Aang is followed/haunted by Monk Gyatso while Sokka & Katara are followed/haunted by Kya.

Why is he back I don't want him back

Also the idea of Jonathan and Damian going to a Gotham school together with their babysitter being only three great above them

My idea on why Jonathan and Damien are both being babysitted by Danny is when those two hang out and they're not doing vigilante stuff Alfred or Danny to help him out

And from always dealing with Dr Fate and Klarion Danny is really good at babysitting the demon brat and the superpowered kid

The reason that Danny even works for a wealthy family is living by himself is expensive plus he saving up for college so if that means he sometimes has to bring Damien and Jon with him on a few of his missions he'll do so

Danny's just pulling Miss frizzle activity on Damian and John with the self-made GAV he made add some ghost activity and Damien taking Danny as his own case to figure out without telling the rest of the bats

Danny as a ancient of balance becomes Dr Fate and Klarion supervisor practically

He keeps Dr Fate from pushing too much order and Klarion from too much chaos Danny is also in charge of bringing up their arguments

Also Danny is trying to continue his normal human life and Gotham he is part-time Damian and Jon babysitter

Danny normally takes those two with him when he's recommending Klarion and Doctor Fate along with the two kids he's babysitting a t-shirt that says we must get along

So imagine justice league dark reaction when they see what looks like a 15-year-old teenager yelling at Doctor Fate and Klarion

With Damian Wayne and Jonathan Kent and standing behind him with boba in hand

I truly like the crack idea of Danny being order and chaos's supervisors and being entirely done of their bull crap and we'll be using child techniques of forcing them to hold hands or wearing a large t-shirt until they get along

Yeah this is pure crack hahaha, I love it. I could imagine this as a more serious idea if he also wasn’t babysitting Damian and Jon. How would that even work anyways, Jon doesn’t live Gotham, and why are Batman and Superman just. Letting all that happen? For shits and giggles that’s why.

Tumblr we need to band together and draw our favs like this

I just saw your repost about Klarion being like an infinite Realms child like a solid 6 or 7 years old and I love that so much cuz I'm just imagining other ghosts now and cursing out Dr Fate for being weird for having beef with a whole ass 6 year old like and everyone else's opinion this is a grown ass man having beef with a little boy who does not understand a how humidity works and thinks that they are all best friends by fighting

I'm just imagining this the Justice League are having meetings but like the high council of the infinite realms and the Justice League bring up them working together and splitting rules they have when Pandora is just like

Pandora: I do not understand how you humans can stay on having Dr Fate on the team if you don't like to fight children if y'all don't have to

Zatanna: fight children what do you mean I don't think we've had to fight a entity so far that's actually a child

Frostbite: no no what about the young neverborn that's 6 years old Klarion he still doesn't understand how humanity works he is considered to be a child

Constantine: that little chaos magnet is a child in y'all's eyes if I'm starting to understand what y'all mean I'm going to need a bottle of whiskey

Fright Kight: yes there is a reason that no respectable ghost would ever partner themselves but Dr Fate it's very weird to have beef how young king Phantom calls it with a child and not in a friendly sparring way it's very creepy

Red Robin: I thought you had a whole fighting is a way to show emotions thing going on the infinite realms

Pandora: that is the thing Young Red Robin we do have a social system building up off of fighting but it's very obvious to every other infinite Realms being that the fighting Dr Fate does with Klarion is not the type of training or mentor type of fighting

Batman: so what you're telling us this entire time no other infinite realm being was interacting with us because of our involvement with Dr Fate

Clockwork: yes Batman I mean take lady Gotham for an example she curses out Dr Fate every time he tries to come into her City no spirit is trustful of someone who considers a 6-year-old to be their enemy like that is a baby

Frostbite: Especially when you consider he didn't even try to explain to Klarion how the mortal world works neverborn are very special to the infinite realms so to consider one to be an enemy and not trying to nurture and teach them it's considered the being who tries to do stuff like that is considered to be an untrustworthy and unsafe person anyone to work with them to be just as untrustworthy

The adult ghost to Dr Fate when it comes to Klarion: That Little Boy Is A Child I Don't Want To See You Sniffing Around That Child Anymore This Afternoon Sir Have You Lost Your Mind Cuz We Will Help You Find It!!

It would be a situation on all sides. The older ghosts who just found out? Are angry. Where is the Order Lord? Why would he beat up a child! Who let the child run off alone? Why did we not know? This is like Phantom all over again! No wonder they are now best friends! Get Frostbite and Lady Pandora! They can parent the feral babies!

Perfectly Normal

Idea: Mostly just the idea of Jazz, Dan, Danny, and de-aged Dani moving into Gotham together for Jazz to go to college. Dani got de-aged somehow and rather than take chances with his parents figuring out the whole half ghost thing he opted to move with Jazz; his parents didn't even question it, just thought it was cute he was so clingy with his sister and worried about her.

Dan just got annoyed with being a teenage human again and Vlad being so overbearing and opted to move out there with them and pretend to be Danny's twin brother. He was pretty curious about baby Dani as well given his timeline never had her existing. They ended up doing online homeschooling rather than go to the local public school so it sort of gives the impression that Danny and Dan dropped out of school to take care of Danny's daughter Dani.

Dan probably gets an under the table job as a mechanic just to have something to do with his days. Danny probably just full on dives into Parenting. He's worried about turning into his parents since he already has trouble managing his hyperfixations and his Obsession with both Helping and Space.

Now onto the original thought I had that prompted my speculating. When the siblings all move out to Gotham to live in their own apartment, (Vlad funded, he's trying he's just A Lot), they give off some Unsettling vibes. Like Uncanny, Oh God That's Not Right vibes. For all intents and purposes they look perfectly Normal, if not insanely beautiful. Just...unsettlingly Normal. Like those Perfect Family parodies/examples you see on TV or in movies. Nothing about their situation should register as "Ah yes, the perfect/ideal wholesome American family dynamic.

Jazz is perfectly friendly and welcoming, always a kind and listening ear offering thoughtful compassion and motivation to do what needs done. She's always elegant and put together, always calm and reasonable, but she is also passionate and outspoken. She could never allow an injustice to stand! One would think this would get her in trouble or hurt somehow but she's taller than most people and has the strength of a hundred bears. Most don't come away from a physical spat with her without a few broken bones.

Danny found online schooling infinitely easier than public schooling and breezed through it so quickly that he usually ended up with an insane amount of time on his hands. With all that extra time he decided he would learn to be the Best Parent. So he learned how to manage a household, how to cook, how to properly clean without spreading ectoplasm everywhere, how to manage the bills, and all their budgeting. Danny was the one to socialize with the neighborhood, always offering a helping hand and a kind if goofy smile and lighthearted and pun based humor. The death jokes were a bit much but nothing about him was ever hostile or malicious.

Dan was the only one that could be considered properly shady really, the other two like Perfect Wholesomeness while Dan was more rough, hostile, and outwardly off-putting. He practically radiated disdain for the world at large and only softened for his siblings and little niece. He was gentle and almost kind with children but would tolerate other teens or adults with the bare minimum of politeness. Despite being near identical to Danny, just with longer hair and red eyes there was an air about him that he was one bad day from mass homicide.

Dani was a precocious and adventurous baby/toddler, always exploring her surroundings and powers to try and escape her Papa, Aunt, and Uncle to explore the world and go on adventures! Alas! Danny always knows where she is and chases her down in minutes if not seconds. Though sometimes she allows her to waddle off on her little 'adventures' just watching over her and making sure she doesn't get hurt or into actual trouble. Worried as he is he never wants to stifle her adventurous spirit.

Given Dani's young age she has trouble controlling her powers, especially because they're mostly emotion controlled. But Danny and Dan are teaching her as well as they can. To keep her from showing any powers outside of their home Danny made a bracelet for her to hide her powers until it was off again. He made sure that it didn't hurt her and she was perfectly healthy apart from being upset when she tried to access a power and it didn't respond.

I'm not really sure what kind of story would be happening here honestly. Just them being Too Wholesome, It's Creepy for Gotham and people being nice to them because they're scared this is a family of serial killers or something. Obviously they're not and we know that but they're so Uncanny Valley/Fae Vibes that most people are On Alert until they properly get to know them and can form an actual opinion on them.

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"Her father named her cause he's an obsessive creep." Danny said flatly. "Hopefully when she's older she'll pick her own name or at least let me rename her."

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"I'm in anger management." Dan told them through gritted teeth, clearly struggling not to go to his first response.

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"Mine!" Dani yelled pushing at Tim's chest hard enough to leave him breathless and clinging tightly to Danny's neck.

"Ah, sorry Tim, she's at that phase." Danny chuckled a bit embarrassed as he hugged his toddler and tried to sooth her, rubbing her back while she glared at Tim.

"It's fine, it's fine." Tim laughed a little ruefully.

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"Hm, I don't like your attitude Sir. Even my niece knows basic manners and she's only two. What is your excuse for this repulsive display?" Jazz pinned him with a glare that would peel the skin off a warlord.

a writing competition i was going to participate in again this year has announced that they now allow AI generated content to be submitted

their reasoning being that "we couldn't ban it even if we wanted to, every writer already uses it anyway"

"Every writer"?

come on

But no really why are there so many ads of ball shaving

fucked up that theyre advertising ball shaving kits on a website where a lot of the users dont grow body hair and have purple eyes