Love how in dc x dp fanfic some authors make Lady Gotham enamored with the batfam. Whether its motherly or she's straight up in love with Bruce.
Would be absolutely hilarious though if upon Danny's first meeting with Batman, he just goes "oh, you're Lady Gotham's boy toy!" which causes unintentional chaos
Santa is on strike due to global warming. All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger. Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.
Danny couldn't help but be a little bit upset he was sick all the way up at this table floating eating treats finally waiting for that cat of his to come back with information of his father
Danny could not deny he loved his dad truly but the man was too pushy for Danny's taste he gets occasionally chopping off the head once in a while but doing it always gets boring
As he finished up putting in the plans of relationships to happen Danny dropped it down to one of the skeletons to take to the writing room as Phantom clear the throat and yelled "It's Tea Time!!" Floating table dropped down onto the ground along with his throne chair he looked as his servants came in and started pruning the flowers and pouring his tea along with getting Danny treats
Phantom watched as the stupid skeletons painted the roses green sometimes you understand why his father wants to cut off head as he yelled " I said Red like human blood you idiot "
Phantom couldn't help but drink a cup of tea I see rubbed his temples he was so tired of everyone but what he was especially mad at was that stupid cat and why was he always running late maybe he should 'politely' ask the chaos Lords to let Klarion have some more time off but that's when he saw it swishing tail and a hint of black and red tailored suit matching his dress
Phantom couldn't help but clap and excitement he knew that with Klarion came news interesting and boring but all put in a fun way for Danny to enjoy he got himself situated as he looked down at his chaotic Butler
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Klarion couldn't help but people watch as you look at the idiot skeleton guards painting the green flowers red he couldn't help but Snicker he was the one who replaced the red flower seeds with green ones he truly loved to see his Prince's temper
He also watched as his suit changed from it's all black and white business suit and two more but they're like outfit with a bunch of red accents but also still childish in nature he looked up to the side of his hips where the gesturing ball stayed oh boy did Klarion have a story for Danny
Klarion jumped his way up onto the table taking a bow and making sure he didn't step on any plates as Klarion threw up the three bowls in his hands he started juggling them as he explained how Pariah dark was going on with "peace treaties" with the Justice League
Klarion in the back of his mind could not help but smile knowing that Danny was going to definitely have to come down there and yell a few sense of words into his father's head and another thing that he had planned
Klarion's it's hands turn one of the balls that he was juggling green as he said walking back a bit like he was going to fall "can you believe it my prince those skeletons of yours absolute idiots but I can't deny green is good for one thing....." Klarion threw over the ball over a heart-shaped hedge landing on the the young justice heroes as he turned around on catching the other two balls in hand
Klarion look at that Danny his tail moving back and forth as he said "Catching little red birdies and his flock of of colorful ruining your perfectly red garden" Klarion did a little wave at Red Robin looking that Young Justice floating in the large green a bubble Klarion in This moment knew that things were about to get a whole lot more interesting and chaotic
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I truly love the idea and little ask of the juggling so I decided to use that to my own mind and the idea of the clothing shifting when he gets to Danny
Hope you like this @that-weird-thing-in-the-woods
Then I really based off of your Aphrodite post I don't know a lot about Greek gods but I'm pretty sure she's the goddess of beauty right Imagine it Au were Danny's the ancient of Love
This was inspired by an au or Danny ended up getting thrown into the ghost portal and ended up getting himself lost near Pariah Dark Castle and they made him a prince common in the comments if I end up finding the original post
But the idea is that Danny in the say you was like the ancient of love like an entire job is to help ghost find peace with someone then they can spend their Afterlife with or someone they can't spend there after like that and help with peace treaties against neighboring fighting ghost colonies
Danny joke kind like a queen of hearts aspired outfit from all this in wonderland and has a whole get up where he acts like an Alice in wonderland character
And Klarion kind of works a job there like the Cheshire cat coming in with Danny needs advice or someone to spy on someone else
So I'm just imagining a Danny meeting the Justice League through Pariah Dark trying to "peacefully" make a peace treaty with the Justice League without starting a war because his son forced him
That's in the Justice League meet Prince Phantom and his loyal Cheshire cat Klarion
Here's what I'm kind of imagining for an outfits
Danny :https://images.app.goo.gl/xNkZ2zGL956V6YfA8
Kind of imagining the Danny has his hair braided up into like hearts but they're all kind of sticking up in like a that shouldn't be possible type of way
Klarion: https://images.app.goo.gl/yPNThwycymHKoMWz9
Also the suit is like the same color as Danny's outfit always if Danny like randomly magically changes his outfit the soup will change colors with it
Of course I imagine that they add a pair of fake cat ears and he always Teekl on his shoulder while he does his job but but he's also like a dresser in the way Waco he has a pair of juggling balls that stay in the pocket of his pants cuz he's meant to entertain Danny too
I hope you like it I tried my best I don't know how to put images but if I do find that original post a based this of office I'll probably post it as repost
~{ Oooooo so that’s where the brain went I was wondering where it was and that’s an amazing idea and so have this! }~
The young justice + Robin and Superboy are currently chasing Klarion through a large garden of red roses.
Wait let’s go back a bit to how the young justice got here in the first place.
The Ghost King had sent out a broadcast stating how war will be waged if the USA government continues to kidnap and experiment on their kind and if they don’t release his people war is inevitable. This of course causes the JL to find out what the government has been doing behind their back and when the broadcast finished the JLD just about had a group heart attack and since then they have been trying to get everything chill on both sides.
And the JL has proposed a peace treaty so this kind of thing doesn’t happen again and the JL + JLD have bought the YJ team + Superboy and Robin to watch.
But as the meeting goes on the YJ see Klarion out side and he sees them so the kids sneak out to make sure he doesn’t cause any problems for the peace treaty.
So now we have the children chasing a laughing and flying Klarion but then he sees something [or someone] and smirks to the kids and flys off to them.
They find Klarion next to a black haired and red eyed person wearing a red royal dress with hearts all over it looking at them with something they can’t pick out..
~{ Yeah that’s basically what I’ve come up with for this on sorry it’s not that long I’ve been busy with things. }~
I would have the dress as darker shades of red with a dress I like so just imagine the dress is a darker red And I think the idea of his hair being braided as a heart is very cute but I propose an idea
✨Rose hair✨
Yeah the same as Danny’s color and stuff .
~{ And that’s about it hope you gremlins like it byeeee }~
* Mirabel went down to meet Mateo, not realizing that Camilo was following her.
* Mateo was outside his house talking to his Mama
* “Buenos dias, Matté, Señora Lopez”
* “Mira! Welcome! Would you like some Bandeja Paisa? Or some Aborrajados?”
* No, thank you, but I will come back for some Aborrajados.
* “Ok then have a great day you too”
* Mateo gave Mirabel a questioned look “adios Mama”
* Mirabel told him that she was gonna find Luisa and to come meet at their spot”
* Mirabel looking for Luisa bumps into Isa, instead of Isabella being annoyed she took this as a chance to talk to Mirabel
* Mirabel felt an arm wrap around her and look up to see Isabela , confuse and worry about the unseen expression on her face
* Isabela question in a roundabout way if Mirabel and Mateo are together
* More than friends
* And should she speak to him
* Mirabel didn’t understand the cryptic way her sister was talking
* “Matte and I are always together? We even slept together”
* Flowers bloom all over the surrounded area as Isabela was in shock
* Mirabel look confuse, and slowly back away from Isabela looking for Luisa.
* Luisa scene happen, the magic is ok
* Back to Mateo, Camilo shifts into Mirabel walking towards
* Not knowing that Mateo could tell it was Camilo already. Wondering why Camilo is pretending to be Mirabel, he goes along with it.
* “Hi Mirabel are you ready?”
* “Yes of course” said Camilo, Mateo tried not to flinch at the too high pitch version of Mirabel’s voice
* He decided to to take the long way, just to be sure, he talk to ‘Mirabel’ about Camilo
* “Have you seen Camilo?”
* “Oh I haven’t he’s always busy, he has a lot of hard work to do, he’s doing great at his job”
* Step 1: praise himself and lure him to a false sense of safety
* “I just wanted to talk to him about the incident remember?”
* “O-oh, yes I do remember…”
* “Yeah you told me about what Camilo did in Casita”
* “I-I did?? It was suppose to be a secret “
* Step 2: Spring the trap on him
* “Yeah it was hilarious”
* “Well it’s not his fault that he forgot to put his ruana away from the stove”
* Step 3; Shoutout his disguise and watch the fallout
* “You never told me about the ruana” Mateo smirk
* ‘Mirabel’ froze at that and try to change the subject
* Mateo just wanted to know why? “What are you doing Camilo?”
* Surface Pressure
* The Hug Scene
* Luisa then put Mirabel down,
* She told her she was going back to work. Mirabel said she was meeting Mateo
* Luisa turn slowly at hearing Mateo’s name
* Mirabel look confuse at what Luisa could be thinking of that got her eye twitching again
* Isabela came from the distance seeing Mirabel and Luisa together went over to see what they were doing
* Also to interrogate Mirabel a bit more
* She showed up just in enough time to hear
* “Mirabel, how close are you and Mateo?”
* Isabela made her appearance with a retort “Extremely”
* Both sister look at the eldest with wonder in where she came from.
* “ we are super close with each other, Mateo… he’s my best friend”
* Neither Luisa or Isabela like the comment much
* Mirabel told them bye and that she had to meet Mateo before the sun rose to high
* It wasn’t the end for them as they went after her “Mirabel wait”
* Back to Mateo
* A squeak was announce, both Mateo and the then shift back into himself Camilo turn to see Dolores peeking at them
* “Dolores what are you doing?” Ask Camilo
* “Sorry I thought you were Mirabel, I was looking for her “
* Dolores lied easily
* She wanted to see their relationship
* She never expected her youngest Prima would be with a boy
* “Well I am meeting Mirabel in a bit, so you can talk to her when she gets there” Mateo offer as the walk to the town square where Mirabel is already waiting
* Along with Isabela and Luisa who is holding the bridge as she moved it again.
* “Matte” Mirabel called as she wave
* Camilo never missing a chance to be dramatic turn faints into Mateo’s arm. “Oh Matte”
* Mateo laugh and then shove Camilo off as he walked towards Mirabel
* Nobody notice Luisa carrying the bridge
* She trip dropping the bridge,
* Luisa and Isabela knew Mateo but didn’t know him
* They wanted to see how he treats their baby sister
* However with the bridge falling causing an avalanche of problems, the houses started to fall over, both The Madrigals spring into action, Isabela used her plants to stop the fall however may so
* She did injure a few people, Camilo shifts to many people checking to see if they were okay
* Dolores was in pain from the loud noises from the accident
* No one saw Mateo lifting Mirabel up in bridal style
* He took her away from the town.
Aborrajados is a Colombian snack/dish that is fry and can be full with cheese. While Bandeja Paisa is a popular meal typically found in the Paisa region.
Any Colombians could correct me in the food (I’m more familiar with Mexican/ Honduran food)
“steven universe is off model :( she-ra is cal-arts wah wah” back in MY DAY the transformers animators snorted COKE in the STUDIO and WE WERE GRATEFUL
Inspired by: Anchor by @hello-eden
While Tim was relieved to have Bruce back in his proper place and everyone safe and exactly where they were supposed to be, it really only served to remind him that they were all horribly unreliable and that he would not be able to trust these people with something so important as his beloved Dani, the daughter of his very soul. She had gone to all the trouble of helping him in his new incarnation to the point of becoming so injured that the only way to save her was to incubate her core and he would not be taking any sort of chances with her safety. Not again, not with them. At least with Bruce back and things relatively back to normal he could trust that Gotham would remain in one piece while he was gone.
Tim sighed, his mortal body heavy and exhausted with the sudden pregnancy and the lack of proper nutrition and sleep as he worked hard to gather together the things he needed to return to the Infinite Realms. He wouldn’t stay for his whole mortal life of course, but he would need an actually safe space to incubate his clone child. He really couldn’t risk Dani on a vigilante mission or getting sucked into some dangerous what-not in Gotham. It would suck and kind of drive him a little crazy but he needed to detach until he could give birth to Dani and get back into the lifestyle again. Though things would have to change a lot after Dani came; she would also be half-mortal after all and he would need to actually raise her himself this time. Their relationship would be much closer than the “cousins” they had settled for in their first lives together.
Tim could admit if only to himself that he was actually looking forward to having a family again. Before his memories had come back he had desperately, to an embarrassing degree really, been hoping that the Wayne's would be that family. But being reunited with Dani he could have his own real family! She would be his daughter this time and though he wasn’t Danny Fenton anymore, with this reincarnation she also wouldn’t be Danielle Phantom anymore! She would be Danielle Drake, he already had it all planned out. He was so excited, not so much about having to go through the nightmare of teen pregnancy, but Dani was back! The only way it would be better would be if Jazz could join him in the mortal world.
Being Tim Drake had been a lot lonelier than being Danny Fenton ever had been. Until he had regained his memories of his life and death as Danny Fenton, Tim hadn’t really realized just how lonely he had been. He missed his best friends, he missed his family, hell he even missed Dan. Which was its own can of worms. But still, Tim had many new plans for this shift in his life. He may not have any support in the mortal world but he would be returning to the Infinite Realms and at least by going to the Infinite for protection and hiding out he could be reunited with Jazz and even Sam and Tucker. He wondered how their Lairs had developed while he was gone. It would be nice to get to talk to them again.
The reality of it was that with Tim’s previous life and death’s memories restored his view of the bat “family” and his own relationships with each of them individually had shifted down to a fundamental level and he just couldn’t view them in the same way he had before he had “woken up”. So when Tim managed to make all his arrangements and gather everything he needed; he hadn’t even thought to inform them of what was going on and where exactly he would be going. In fact, the most he had done was send a company email explaining a sudden leave of absence due to health concerns and a brief letter he was sure that Bruce would eventually come across once he needed help again. It had a list of numbers and resources to contact for assistance and access to one of his better AI systems to help with any cases they happened to get stuck on.
Tim was hoping they wouldn’t actually need him for the next year or so. He wanted to be sure Dani was strong enough for a nanny by the time he needed to start working again. He was on the fence about retiring as a vigilante entirely until Dani was old enough. He wondered if she would want to become his sidekick; that might be fun! Oh, but his heart couldn’t bear it if she got hurt this badly again. Tim put those speculations aside so that he could focus on making a new portal gun so that he could get back into the Infinite, it had been ages since he’d used ectoplasm in his tech. It was quite fun to work on proper ghost tech again! The gun didn’t even take him all that long, so much for all that unnecessary prep work!
Still, as that swirling green sparked into existence in the middle of his safe house living room and the comforting chill of the Infinite Realms spilled into the room and across his very soul Danny…Tim breathed in deeply and felt the first comforting chill of coming home wash over him, his steps firm and steady as he walked into that endless green. The shift from one realm to the next might have disoriented anyone else, but Tim only felt at last like all the weight of his human life had been lifted as vast green skies opened up in his vision and a towering castle like observatory tower welcomed him back.
“Welcome home Danny, you’re early.” A gentle teasing voice greeted him as the green portal collapsed behind him.
Tim Drake-Wayne left behind only a farewell letter, a bare safe house, his resources, and a positive pregnancy test in the trash.
Idea: Okay so normally with all the Time Traveler that comes back to prevent the apocalypse tagged into the dcxdp tag the guy traveling back sees Danny or Dan and either trying to take out the threat or thinking they can "correct the behavior" to avoid the future.
BUT!! What if like Flash or whoever goes back and meets Danny first and thinks the usual "Oh I can mentor him and prevent him turning evil!" except later, after Danny trusts them enough Big Reveal: Danny has a daughter and son. They're introduced to the small toddlers that this teen hero is showing him absolute trust in revealing and they see Dan in that tiny son. It's Dan.
"Flash! I want to introduce you to my babies!" Danny spoke so excitedly, not at all minding the confusion and alarm flashing across the adult hero's face.
"Babies?! You're sixteen!" Flash blurted alarmed.
"I know, I know. They were...well there was an incident...a very violent and kind of...forget it. There was an incident and I have babies! I want to introduce you to my twins!" Danny told him, sort of pained and floundering. Danny had never been very good at hiding his emotions so Flash could read the alarming red flags in the things he was telling him.
Flash was trapped somewhere between horror and numbness as he grinned and didn't even hear himself agree to meet the twins. He was trying to calculate how this event fit into Danny becoming Dan. Was it the trauma? Did something happen to his children? What was going on here? He didn't know that Dan had any family, though after meeting Danny he had realized that he'd actually had parents, a sister, and pseudo siblings in his friends so a fairly large family that Dan had never talked about.
Danny was so excited as he showed Flash the two tiny toddlers he had hidden nearby. They looked closer to two years old and that only alarmed Flash more deeply. But what made it worse was that looking down at their tiny faces Flash saw Dan. The boy was adorable and with chubby cheeks but the features that he had originally thought Danny would grow into once he got older were already present in the baby boy.
"This is my daughter Danielle Celeste Fenton and my younger son Danior Altair Fenton. Aren't they just the cutest!?" Danny seemed to miss the horrifying pit that had opened in Flash's chest and cuddled and kissed the toddlers who both giggled at the actions. "They like to be called Dani and Dan though."
Flash felt like everything he had previously known or thought had shattered into pieces. He couldn't speak for a few brief moments before he smiled somewhat pained at Danny.
"Can I as who their other parent is?" Flash asked. Danny clearly hesitated for a bit.
"Their father is Vlad Plasmius, he...he wanted a perfect son and when I wouldn't comply voluntarily he decided to force the matter." Danny confessed a little sadly, hugging his children protectively to his far too small chest. Flash felt like the floor had collapsed out from under him.
"Plasmius!? Plasmius forced you to-!" Flash was fuming, he didn't even know he could get this absolutely livid.
There were a million and one things going through Flash's head. So many things he now was beginning to piece together into something truly ugly. There had been no Danny in the future, no sister Dani either, but there had been Vlad Masters. A Vlad Masters who had taken credit quite often in creating the monster Dan. A Vlad Masters who everyone knew had once been Plasmius before Dan had done something to tear the powers from him.
Flash suddenly realized that his mission suddenly went from preventing Danny from becoming Dan, to ensuring that Danny survived to raise Dan himself and never allow Masters to gain custody ever.
this is a funny silly goofy take on canon in the event that wukong stole macaque's right eye from his corpse after killing him and chaotic tug-o-war that ensues because of it when macaque comes back from the dead. this is technically shadowpeach but it's a product of welcome to my sick and twisted mind + what happens when wukong's blood becomes macaque's catnip
original post // eye saga tag // holy blood tag (+ progeny)
brain vomit ficlets:
sick trophy
stolen
jealous of the eyeball
the scarf and the sick trophy
MK, the mistake, and separation anxiety
initial discovery
blood-drunk macaque (rated t)
the reason
self-mending scarf
a revealing conversation with the lotus prince
be back. i need some time.
blood for blood
wukong is drunk (rated t)
a gift from the mayor
a revealing conversation with princess iron fan
after weeks (rated t/probably closer to rated m)
DpxDc AU: What’s an adoption paper or two between bros?
Danny is starting to realize that since Jazz left the house for university, his parents aren’t really good at well, being his parents. They’re obsessed with his alter ego to the point that they ignore his normal ego, and that uh, hurts his feelings. Like, a lot. Meal times have gotten weirder and more inconsistent, and he’s starting to wonder if they suspect what’s really going on with him.
They’ve started to say “You know you can tell us anything” these days when he sees them outside their lab (which isn’t frequent) but the normal amount of ghost hate speech hasn’t changed. If anything it’s gotten worse. Just like everything else.
Danny joined the whole-ass justice league to fill his spare time after high school and his parents are literally none the wiser. Like, he's a part time high-school senior at 17 and a full time international hero. His parents only comment on the fact that the menace Phantom is costing them a lot in airline tickets as they try and apprehend him all over the world. Hell, they caught Ellie for a second when he was in Morrocco and it got ugly fast. She's a junior member now but mostly spends her time with some doofus that has a magic traveling house.
And really, he's fine with his schedule of going to school, going ghost and making a difference, and then returning to a dramatically silent house. Really.
Then one day his new friend and co-team lead Red Robin makes a brief mention about his own childhood of neglect and Danny makes a joke, "What, no adoption papers for the homies?"
He laughs as he says it but something in his leader's eyes looks sharp, and Kon is sighing in the background something that sounds suspiciously like dear Rao you've done it now.
Next time Danny is on the Watchtower, he's brought into a meeting with Red Robin, Batman and various other JL team leaders.
"Adoption papers are very much for the homies. I've also included the option of emancipation, as you'll see in the green folder, but I am one hundred percent serious about adopting you."
"Red, you're like, 3 months younger than me." Danny deadpans.
"Adoption is for the homies and I'm emancipated. And If i'm reading Batman correctly, you're facing three outcomes right now."
"Three?"
"One: I adopt you and you become my legal dependent. Two: Batman adopts you and I become your legal brother. or Three: You emancipate yourself while allowing us to provide for you while your housing situation is sorted out."
"... Uh. Door one?" Danny is having too many feelings. Why does batman look disappointed? What is Jazz going to say? What on earth???
"Welcome to the Drake Family." Red shakes his hand up and down, the grin on his face feral and the plan towards being emancipated from the Fentons and adopted by his boss is a weird one.
But eventually, a few weeks later, he's had a pretty delicious dinner by his new adoptive grandfather-tler and is watching a movie with Tim and Kon on the couch and he's just so happy and comfortable and warm...
"Will this make Kon my dad if you two get married?" Danny laughs and it's the closest he gets to being disowned.
Fuck it, posting the glass eye fic I’ve been sitting on for a few months
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Katara didn’t trust Zuko as far as she could throw him, and based on past experiences, she couldn’t throw him very far without waterbending. Not that she’d hesitate to waterbend at him if he tried anything- and at this point, she was just waiting for him to slip up.
Which was why she was immediately ready to water whip him off the side of the temple when she heard Sokka’s terrified shriek. Okay, so maybe she didn’t exactly have proof he’d done anything, or even that he was anywhere near Sokka, but she ran towards the noise, water pouch at the ready, planning the best way to toss him out a window anyway-
And it was Zuko! She let herself have the vindication for a moment. Just a moment. Then asked “Sokka, what did you do?”
Look, she hated Zuko’s guts, but he didn’t look like he was actively hurting anyone right now, staring at Sokka in shock and clutching his face (the scarred side, she noted).
For good measure, she repeated the question at Zuko, because Sokka had screamed and he didn’t usually do that for no reason.
“I was just getting dressed!” Zuko protested, halfway between confused and afraid. “And he just came in and started screaming!”
Sokka made a strangled noise and gestured emphatically at Zuko, which cleared up absolutely nothing. “He- he- his- I-“
“Sokka!” She snapped. “What happened?”
Zuko lowered his hand a little and Sokka let out another half yelp. The firebender glared, then winced a little, still not uncovering his face.
“Wait, Sokka, did you hit him?”
Katara was a responsible person, who disapproved of hitting people on principle. She was not frowning at Sokka because she was jealous.
“No!” Sokka managed to get out. “Zuko- he- his eye fell out!”
Oh.
“Sokka...” she sighed. “Are you high again?”
“Wait-“ Zuko cut in, looking a little less confused (Katara would be angry with him for interrupting later, when she was less desperately perplexed). “You were freaking out because I took my eye out?”
“You... you what?” Katara was now matching Sokka’s confused horror. “You took your what out?”
Zuko lowered his hands, and yep, one eye. One eye and one not-eye, because Zuko only had one eye, and an empty eye socket, because what in Tui’s name was-
“What the fuck-“ She wasn’t sure if that was her or Sokka.
One - one - creepy gold eye blinked at them. “It’s a glass eye,” Zuko said slowly. “I kinda have to take it out sometimes.”
That explained everything and nothing at all. “It’s a what?” Sokka demanded.
“Glass eye,” Zuko said, then waved something small and eye-shaped in their general direction. He looked slightly more annoyed than usual, and then it struck Katara that someone screaming when they saw your face probably didn’t do wonders for self-esteem. “An eye. Made of glass.”
Sokka looked outright terrified. “But... how did your eye turn into glass? That happens? Do I have to worry about that?”
Katara did not slam her head into the wall, showing incredible self restraint. “Sokka, you idiot!” she groaned.
He grabbed her by the shoulders, eyes wide. “Katara, why didn’t you tell me this could happen?!”
As a healer, she had a duty to tell him he was being an absolute idiot and that it was clearly a prosthetic.
As a little sister, she had a duty to fuck with him, and that was a far more sacred duty.
“I’m sorry, Sokka,” she managed to sigh. “I didn’t want you to worry, with all the stuff you do that- no, don’t worry. It’s not so bad.”
“What?” His voice was strangled in fear. “Katara, what? Katara what am I doing?! How do I stop it?! Katara?!”
She’d almost forgotten about Zuko until he very sadly said “why do you think Aang doesn’t eat meat? The Avatar needs two eyes, and if one falls out, it could cause problems.”
She did not like Zuko at all, but right then, she loved him.
Ten minutes later, Sokka had sworn off meat, and then the other contributing factors to eyes spontaneously turning into glass and falling out: sarcasm, boomerangs and being an annoying big brother.
“He knows we’re joking, right?” Zuko asked cautiously after Sokka sprinted out to apologise to the spirits for making fun of waterbending.
“Eh, he’ll figure it out.”
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“So,” Toph said as they settled down for dinner - with Sokka being late for a meal for the first time in his life, “why is Snoozles throwing seal jerky into the canyon?”
“I have a glass eye,” Zuko explained.
The earthbender nodded sagely. “Yeah, makes sense.”
Aang was slowly looking between the three of them like it would make any of this any more sensical. “Uh... what?”
“Long story,” Katara sighed.
Her brother strode up to the campfire with his usual level of theatre, then remembered that being dramatic was also a risk factor and very calmly and slowly sat down. “I think I’m safe.”
“What about your hair?” Zuko asked, completely blank faced.
“... please tell me this isn’t why you had the bald ponytail.”
“You think I did that willingly? No, I needed at least one eye working.”
Sokka sprinted into the temple.
“You’re not actually going to let him shave his hair, are you?” Zuko asked, looking mildly concerned.
Okay, this was perfect and Katara would remember it lovingly for the rest of her life, but even her natural little sister sadism wouldn’t stretch that far. “Toph, please bring him back here.”
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“Toph, let me out of the rock! I need my eyes!”
———
“Wait... what?”
———
“What do you mean it’s not a medical condition?!”
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“What do you mean it’s a prosthetic!?!”
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“YOU LET ME THROW THE SEAL JERKY AWAY!”
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“Okay,” Sokka said calmly, two hours and a lot of yelling later. “That was a very cruel prank and I’m never forgiving any of you.”
“Shut up, Snoozles,” Toph scoffed.“There are more important things than your dignity. For example,” she turned to Zuko with a huge grin, “can I touch it?”
“It’s been in his head!” Sokka screeched. Apparently the dramatics were back on. “It has head goo on it!”
Katara frowned. “Sokka, how do you think bodies work?”
“Please?” Toph begged, giving very impressive polar-puppy-dog eyes for someone who couldn’t see. “No one ever lets me touch their real eyes.”
“Because you’re a menace,” Katara scoffed.
“Please, Sparky?”
“Ugh, fine,” Zuko sighed. “Give me a second.”
It occurred to everyone a moment too late that, oh yeah, if anyone was going to spontaneously invent glassbending, it would be Toph.
I made something traditional for once. ^^
Don't steal or repost, please.
This post is a goldmine of great doodle ideas!!
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