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me, watching madame tracy tone down her look and change her aesthetic for shadwell & anathema burning 300 year old historic documents next to the guy she slept w bc of a prophecy: ladies they’re just not worth that!!!!!!

me: [listens to a new song]

my brain, upon receiving one single hit of Döpamine™: we shall listen to only this song until we have wrung every last neurotransmitter out of it

“You will always be fond of me. I represent to you all the sins you never had the courage to commit.”

— Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray

I’m a simple woman. I find a song I like, I listen to it for three weeks uninterrupted until I find another one.

Me, being led to the guillotine: so, no head?

#implied autumnal sexy times

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Thus strangely are our souls constructed, and by slight ligaments are we bound to prosperity and ruin.

(archive moodboard for @woodlandhalls)

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— Vengeful, Victoria Schwab