My Names Macbeth And Wen Its Nite Or Wen The Moon Is Shiyning Brite And To Their Sleep The Men Do Cling

Fortune Teller reading my palm: It just says “yikes.”

Absolutely true

[seductively takes off glasses]

wow you’re fucking blurry

My love for stationery is never ending. There’s not much a new notebook and pen can’t fix.

girls don’t want boys girls want pretty hardcover editions of literary classics

the level of unimpressed morgan showed when the actual avengers showed up on her front porch is only achievable if your own dad is both the smartest person on earth but also the strongest avenger

y’all

a mutual of mine

suddenly has posts on their blog

with links to “find women to have sex with”

my mutual is NOT POSTING THESE

tumblr just got even worse

“You are the one I’d let go the other loves for,”

— Sandra Cisneros, You Bring Out the Mexican in Me

observations from urgent care

- People who exercise a lot get knee injuries from overdoing it

- People who only exercise occasionally get knee injuries from being unprepared for the exertion

- People who don’t exercise get knee injuries from being out of shape

- Maybe knees just suck

guys

if i ever see any of you in public, the code is “i like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

James Potter was a complete disaster and deserves our love