The Rest Of The Avengers Literally Aint Got Shit On Tony. Parents Killed By An Assassin. Sold To Terrorist

the rest of the avengers literally aint got shit on tony. parents killed by an assassin. sold to terrorist ring by godfather and legal guardian. open heart surgery w/o anesthetics, magnet powered by car battery in chest so that fucking shrapnels dont slice through his heart. hiking through arabian desert in 57°C with weak heart, injuries and no proper attire. paralyzed and left to die of shrapnel by that same godfather. almost died of a billion volt discharge fighting him. survived head on lighting blast by thor himself. got his house thrown at him after a terrorist attack was sent on his house. been living with palladium poisoning and survived only cause he managed to create a new chemical element with 7% help of his shitbag dead dad. survived an army of killer robots. survived the beating of two supersoldiers and laying beaten to pulp mid-siberia exposed to the negative 25 degrees celsius. survived an angry hulk attack and almost subdued the bitch through brute force. attached himself to a nuke and flew it through a wormhole into space, free fell from the fucking sky and almost hit the ground with full force. survived getting attacked by 20th century deadliest assassin slash super soldier with only bullet proof glasses and one (1) gauntlet. saved his damn self from being captured and tied up by killian. survived a dead drop in kansas. survived the full blast of a power stone. got an ENTIRE FUCKING MOON, A WHOLE FUCKING CELESTIAL BODY THROWN AT HIM HEAD ON, AND GOT UP 4 SECONDS LATER, UNBOTHERED, SHAKING THE DUST OFF HIS SHOULDER. ALL THIS WHILE BEING A 100% HUMAN AND UNTRAINED LIKE DO YOU ALL JUST IGNORE HOW FUCKING BADASS AND UNKILLABLE THIS MAN IS OR DOES STEVE NEED TO DROP THE “EARTHS BEST DEFENDER” ON YOUR OBLIVIOUS ASSES AGAIN

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my brain, upon receiving one single hit of Döpamine™: we shall listen to only this song until we have wrung every last neurotransmitter out of it

2 years ago

my personal list of greek myth retellings that are actually good and do something interesting with the myth:

The King Must Die and The Bull from the Sea, Mary Renault

Cassandra: A Novel and Four Essays, Christa Wolf

The Penelopiad, Margaret Atwood

The Lost Books of the Odyssey, Zachary Mason

Here the World Entire, Anwen Kya Hayward

Weight: The Myth of Atlas and Heracles, Jeanette Winterson

Achilles, Elizabeth Cook

Memorial: An Excavation of the Iliad, Alice Oswald

Averno, Louise Glück

Autobiography of Red, Anne Carson

Antigonick, Anne Carson

Oresteia, Robert Icke

Antigone, Jean Anouilh

Eurydice, Sarah Ruhl

Girl on an Altar, Marina Carr

Los Reyes, Julio Cortázar

Hadestown, Anaïs Mitchell

O Brother Where Art Thou, Coen Brothers

honorable mention to Ursula K. Le Guin's Lavinia which doesn't count on a technicality

6 years ago

#implied autumnal sexy times

go find what a fic of ur life would be tagged as on ao3

6 years ago

3 hours of sleep: I’m exhausted

8 hours of sleep: I’m exhausted

16 hours of sleep: I’m exhausted

6 years ago

“Now, every time I witness a strong person, I want to know: What darkness did you conquer in your story? Mountains do not rise without earthquakes.”

— Katherine MacKenett

6 years ago
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5 years ago
“Everything You Have Ever Felt, Everything You’ve Buried... Forget The Bottle. Let Your Chaos Explode.”
“Everything You Have Ever Felt, Everything You’ve Buried... Forget The Bottle. Let Your Chaos Explode.”
“Everything You Have Ever Felt, Everything You’ve Buried... Forget The Bottle. Let Your Chaos Explode.”
“Everything You Have Ever Felt, Everything You’ve Buried... Forget The Bottle. Let Your Chaos Explode.”
“Everything You Have Ever Felt, Everything You’ve Buried... Forget The Bottle. Let Your Chaos Explode.”
“Everything You Have Ever Felt, Everything You’ve Buried... Forget The Bottle. Let Your Chaos Explode.”
“Everything You Have Ever Felt, Everything You’ve Buried... Forget The Bottle. Let Your Chaos Explode.”
“Everything You Have Ever Felt, Everything You’ve Buried... Forget The Bottle. Let Your Chaos Explode.”

“Everything you have ever felt, everything you’ve buried... Forget the bottle. Let your chaos explode.”

6 years ago

Absolutely true

[seductively takes off glasses]

wow you’re fucking blurry

5 years ago

the fact that i’m not on a balcony in italy watching the sun set eating fresh fruit with my lover is offensive

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