Batboys As Things I Did Back When I Was An Evil Third Grader

Bats have the highest rate of homosexuality among all mammals which is why the batfam are gay asf

was going through some timkon clone baby things that i ranted to my friend about and found an absolutely devastating message about tim and the baby accidentally ending up in the middle of shooting/villain attack in gotham as civilians and as soon as they get out and get to the manor tim just holds his kid close to his chest and completely shuts down on the couch, to the point where he's unresponsive to anyone, including the baby who pats his chest softly "daddy let me goooo" bc he CAN'T let go, he needs to protect his child and he won't be able to do it if he let go, so he just stays right there on the couch with a handful of a child and just. stares into nothing

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO LAW 🎊

autistic damian who finally feels comfortable to stim, develops a stim where he puts his fingers in his mouth and the rest of the batfamily doesn’t know what to do because it’s unsanitary and not good for his teeth but they don’t want to crush his spirit.

ABSOLUTE FLASH !!!

i saw his design and i couldn't resist

I feel like people tend to forget that Jon can be just as sassy when it comes to Damian. Like Damian can say some of the most out of pocket stuff and Jon can return it back with the same amount of energy. They have been in each other's faces like an old married couple since they were 10 and 13. And yes there is love and yearning there as they get older but they still look at each other and are just like "God damn it this guy is the most annoying person I know. He is also the most precious person in my life and I would 110% put my life on the line for him and or murder somebody if it came down to it"

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Horrid horrid idea I have is that Jon kills Ultraman and tries to take it to the grave, absolutely tries to live like he didn't kill a man that looks like his dad.

Unfortunately for Jon,he's being haunted by his ghost. Even more unfortunately his bff/situationship Damian can 100000% see and understand Ultraman's ghost and has to resist the urge to threaten thin air around Jon

JON BEING HAUNTED YES! It drives Jon insane. do you mean only damian can see it? because that makes it even more interesting! Jon is haunted by nightmares and is deteriorating and while he knows killing ultraman is weighing on him he doesn't understand how its got this bad this fast and lo and behold its ultramans literal ghost trying to drive him to madness. damian is trying his best to get rid of him without alerting jon and its not going so well...

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More brutalia fam content! Headcanon Talia uses ig occasionally 😆

Bruce Wayne could probably not care any less for social media but is willing to pose for her stories.

Talia and Bruce looking spectacular at a gala event but Damian just wants Titus to be known.

Thank you to the amazing @ube-kun for these pieces :)) saw them post another fanart on tw about Talia and Damian and I found it so cute, had to commission too