One of my favorite genres of post
A drawing of Carrie Kelly, a friend's favorite Robin ✨
Siblings bonding isnt it beautiful
Happy Valentine’s Day ~
Imagine Damian forming a plan to catch Santa Claus. He’s written a letter, accumulated some traps, and stayed up all night just just to do this. He absolutely denies believing in him BUT what if the man does exist???
Dick intercepts the letter, like the good big brother he is, gathering the forces. Tim disarms the traps, Dick and Steph both get the presents, and Jason dons a fat suit and climbs down the Wayne manor chimney (Dick owes him big time).
It’s all worth it seeing the absolute astonishment of Damian’s face when Jason starts gobbling down the milk and cookies set out (and avoids swallowing the tracker hidden inside both items) before grunting up the Chimney.
They fein all knowledge of the incident in the morning. Bruce gets an absolutely earful from Damian about “increased security on Christmas Eve.”
How about Batgirls/Birds of Prey babysitting gen alpha Jon and Dami? Did the kid have fun?
Dick: What's wrong? You look like you saw a Jason.
Cass: The horrors.
Dick: What do you mean?
Steph: We've seen things we can never unsee. Heard things we can never unhear. We will never be the same again, do you understand me?
Dick: I'm confused. Weren't you just watching Damian and Jon for the afternoon?
Harper: I could only stand two minutes. And I've been stuck in a room with Punchline overnight, twice.
Dick: Okay, back up. What actually happened?
[earlier]
Barbara: Hey boys, how was school?
Damian: Kent, spill the lore.
Jon: So this sus guy in math class acts like he's a sigma rizzler mewing for BeReal clout ever since his W Roblox speedrun. No cap, he thought he's Kai Cenat on Twitch and we're from Ohio, when he's really a Big L skibidi toilet with negative aura. So at lunch, we had a GOATed idea and Fanum taxed his gyatt while he stood there cooked like an NPC.
Cass: Uh...
Harper: *gets in her car and goes home*
Steph: I'm gonna re-dig my grave.
Damian: Oh, you don't have a Valentine on Valentine's Day? Some people don't even have a groundhog on Groundhog Day. Check your privilege.
when your love language is secretly physical touch, but any amount of affection overwhelms you 🙄
LOVE when Damian is the normal one and Jon is fucking mental. Not even, Jon goes crazy to save him mental I mean like he’s just neurotic in his everyday life.
Jon: if I don’t save the world everyone’s going to die
Damian: please go back to sleep