Dick Picking Jason Up From A Random Address Like A Divorced Mother Picking Her Child Up From School

This is based off a text convo I had with my cousin lmao

Tim sending a photo of Jason to Steph where the lighting hitting Jason’s shirt makes his stomach look a bit round: why does jason look 5 months pregnant?

Steph: he’s carrying it for roy

Tim: #meninwomendominatedfields

Steph: yessss!

Tim: i didn’t expect jason mpreg on my 2025 bingo card

Steph: same i’m loving the plot twists so far

They make me cry uncontrollably

Ily baby Dami and LOA Jason Todd

why is he so sassy here

Batman: Shaman #4

Velcro baby Damian

imagine tim is bruce’s bio kid, and is immediately given to bruce when he is born, but bruce already has an eight year old (dick) and a four year old (jason) at home.

just imagine how the boys would act at a baby brother omg

Jason: B? When is Timmy gonna be old enough to play with me?

Bruce who is currently holding a two week old Tim in his arms: Not for a while, Jaylad. Why don’t you go play with Dick?

Jason: No. Dickie isn’t fun, and I want to be a good older brother and play with Timmy.

Bruce: Jay, you’re already a good older brother, but you have to wait until Tim grows up a little more until you can play with him, okay?

Jason: Hmpf, fine. But can I hold him, pretty please??

Bruce: Sighs, fine, but you have to be gentle. I’ll teach you how to hold him properly, okay?

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Dick pointing to a two month old Tim in a baby bouncer: B! Why does all Timmy do is stare at me? He’s not acknowledging all my cool big brotherness!

Bruce: Sighs, he’s a baby, Dick, that’s what he does at this age, but don’t worry, he’ll be more expressive in a couple of months.

Dick: A couple of months?! But that’s soooo long! I want him to start laughing and stop crying, it’s not fun when he cries.

Bruce: You’re going to have to be patient, chum. But I’m sure when Tim grows up, he’s going to appreciate you and Jay being awesome big brothers.

Dick, smiling: Thanks Bruce! When Timmy grows up, imma teach him all my gymnastics moves AND all my Robin tricks!

Bruce: Dick no-

Dick: Dick yes!

Damian:.... *plays around with the flag* What do you want?

Bruce: Just checking

Damian: Hmhm

Bruce: That is not yours

Damian: *ignores him*

Bruce: You should give it back

Damian: No

Bruce: Damian

Damian: *ignores him again*

Bruce: *pats his shoulder and motions him to give him the flag*

Damian: *groans but reluctantly gives up* You are making me unhappier

Bruce: I get that a lot

Damian: *flops back on the bed*

Bruce: *also plays around with the flag*

Damian: Hypocrite

Bruce: That, too.

Bruce: Tomorrow, I will get you one

Damian: *shrugs*

Bruce: Which one?

Damian: The bi one so I can match with the family

Bruce: *smiles* Size?

Damian: Bigger than Tim's

Bruce: Of course

More deaged Tim stuff ft deaged Dami :)).

I hc that Tim also knows Arabic and Dami didnt know that so he always says nice things to Tim in Arabic (cuz he thinks he cant understand) and one day Tim just responds in Arabic and Dami is SHOOK.

Dick [showing off Tim to the Titans]: this is my new wittle brother, Robin! Be careful not to startle him, he’s almost too gay to function

Tim: for the last time I am NOT g-

Kon [walks in]: who the hell are you?

Tim: …

Tim [whispering]: I’m sure there’s a perfectly good heterosexual reason for this

Prerobin Tim

pay attention to him NOW