Asahi: WHATS UP FUCKERS I CRASHED WHEN I GOT HOME LIKE I HIT THE BED HARD AND DIED LMAO SORRY
*at high speed movie*
Nao: ok Haru, tell me a negative trait about you
Haru: I'm uncooperative.
Nao: give me an example
Haru: no.
Natsuya: My last name is very European! It’s Kirishima!
Luppi: Cant you put aside your hostility for one minute?
Grimmjow: Oh, alright. I’ll stack it on top of my anger.
Nnoitra: You’ve heard of Netflix and Chill, now get ready for…
Nnoitra: IMAX and climax.
Grimmjow: Blockbuster and Cockthruster.
Nelliel: Hulu and Woohoo?
Luppi: Amazon Prime and Sexy Time.
Tousen: Church and praying for forgiveness.
Toshiro: Are you a man or a woman?
Luppi: I’m a villain.
Ikkaku: What gender are you?
Luppi: Evil.
Rangiku: Yeah, but what’s in your pants?
Luppi: Doom.
Orihime & Rukia as Espadas Ψ( `∀)(∀´ )Ψ
More to this below the cut 💕
Continuar lendo
2018 Halloween characters from Bleach Bankai Battle.
I have seen a lot of Pokemon Color schemes go by but normally they are of other Pokemon. So I wanted to try it out with characters instead.
My Pick would be Tier because she would make a freaking awesome Vaporeon!
アナログ破面詰め / 網屋
Gotei 13 + Olympians
AU: Orihime sees Uryuu in his quincy uniform for the first time (based on this x)
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I’m not afraid. Everyone came to save me, so my heart is already with them.
Happy birthday to Orihime Kurosaki (09.03) ♡
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IchiRuki Month 2019 - Week 1
Day 6: Parody
…look, if I really MUST deal with useless bum!Ichigo, then you’d better bet I’ll take the chance to make a ClarkxMalfina AU out of it
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- The moon is my sun, the night is my day, blood is my life, and you are my prey 🌹
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₍🍤₎ oikawa tooru icons ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦/𝘳𝘦𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘨 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘢𝘷𝘦 。・ω・)っ♡
Haru: What time is it?
Asahi: I dunno, pass me that saxophone and I’ll find out.
Asahi: [Blows saxophone loudly]
Ikuya, distantly: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT 2AM?!
Asahi: It’s 2am.
Asahi: So I was thinking, what if you ate chocolate with nuts, meaning you liked dick, but then ate chocolate without nuts, so you like pussy?
Makoto: Don’t sexualize my chocolate.
Kisumi: What would caramel be?
Asahi: …Both.
Rin: Yo, what’s the scoop!
Nagisa, pulling up on a motorbike: PENIS! *crashes*
Hiyori: This coffee is bitter, like my soul.
Hiyori: This I need something black, like my soul.
Hiyori: Fuck it’s cold, like my soul.
Kisumi, holding his cat: I just realized my cat is neutered.
Kisumi and Asahi pointing and following the cat around: VIRGIN! HA!! VIRGIN! YOU’RE A VIRGIN!! YOU’RE GONNA DIE A VIRGIN! HAHA FUCKING VIRG-!
wooseok ♡ star k idol league
cho seungyoun icons !!
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