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Large Baguette defeats Crumpets

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

We’ll have to do dinner Thursday night instead.

‘AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR’ CAST CALL REVEALED - INCLUDES CAPTAIN MARVEL!

The cast call for ‘Avengers: Infinity War’ is Chris Hemsworth as Thor, Josh Brolin as Thanos, Chris Pratt as Star Lord, Sebastian Stan as Bucky, Scarlett Johansson as Black Widow, Benedict Cumberbatch as Doctor Strange, Brie Larson as Captain Marvel, Zoe Saldana as Gamora, Karen Gillan as Nebula, Jeremy Renner as Hawkeye, Chris Evans as Steve Rogers, Elizabeth Olsen as Scarlet Witch, Bradley Cooper as Rocket Raccoon, Vin Diesel as Groot, Samuel L. Jackson as Nick Fury, Paul Rudd as Ant-Man, Benedict Wong as Wong, Dave Bautista as Drax, Paul Bettany as Vision, Chadwick Boseman as Black Panther, Mark Ruffalo as The Hulk, and Robert Downey Jr. as Iron Man!

JUST 👏 BECAUSE 👏 A 👏 WOMAN 👏 IS 👏 COMFORTABLE 👏ENOUGH 👏 IN 👏 HER 👏 OWN 👏 SKIN 👏 TO 👏 WEAR 👏 REVEALING 👏 OUTFITS 👏 DOESN’T 👏 GIVE 👏 ANYONE 👏 THE 👏 RIGHT 👏 TO 👏 SEXUALLY 👏 HARASS 👏 HER 👏 PASS 👏 IT 👏 ON 👏

Pietro and Wanda 

GameCube Mode

Sir.. I heard your name at Princeton. I was seeking an accelerated course of study when I got sort of out of sorts with a buddy of yours. I may have punched him. It's a blur, sir. He handles the financials.

I wanna see how far this goes I have faith in Tumblr

How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore

Heather's Logic

Dead Girl Walking: Hey what's up JD I'm gonna fuck you. 

Dead Girl Walking Reprise: Hey what’s up JD I'm gonna fuck you up.

Alright. Y’all know how this works. That’s $1100 right there. 

May you be completely, abundantly, beautifully blessed.