Dude I'm Drawing My Fic's Lily And Her Eyes R Giving Me Sm Trouble Like I Don't Want Gf To Have Big Baby

people who try to get more attention on their fandom posts by separately tagging all the main characters regardless of each character's presence in the post are my worst enemies. if i want general series posts i will go to the series tag so if you specifically promise me images of my specialest little guy and you are lying to me i will be very upset

why do ppl get so mad when anyone ships anything that isnt jegulus or wolfstar pls get a grip

"he would not fucking say that" but you ever be looking at fanart and suddenly its "he would not fucking have abs"

unfriendly reminder that zionists have no place on my account and that the lot of u can go kys for all i care.

fuck israel and free palestine

for Valentine's Day james surprised lily with a huuugggeee bouquet of lilies of the valley not knowing hes allergic to them (and that they're poisonous but he's not eating them). so now he's just all puffy and pouty and lily is insisting that she'd still like him even if he was a puffy swollen allergy-ridden blob for the rest of their lives.

remus thinks it's HILARIOUS and sincerely believes that he'd never be so drunk in love to do something like that. and then his bf walks in and remus accidentally spills ink all over his white dress shirt and is just holding back tears.

peter n benjy + third wheel Marlene r jus chilling on the side watching everything go wrong for all the happy couples. not even in a mean way Peter just likes seeing other people stumble around their partners as much as he does around benjy. And Marlene just likes watching people suffer light-heartedly.

Happy valentines! These r mediocre but I DONT CARE

open ended Remus bf bcuz I ship him w too many people and I've been talking abt moonwater too much 😭😭

But Timothee not only made Hamas jokes on SNL but is literally dating and fucking a zionist in Kylie Jenner I mean even Justin Bieber is pro Israel

just curious but what do you want me to do about that? (Not said in a 'not my problem lol STREAM DUNE 2' way) I've always disliked timothee since he started in call me by your name and Kylie Jenner because... she's just a shit person even if she didn't support Israel. Also Justin Bieber is literally just a hollowed out puppet of an industry plant, so it's not at all surprising that he goes w what makes him the most money from his investors.

Generally, people don't know about stuff like that bcuz the media doesn't talk about it. Like it's surprising how many people get their info from propaganda spiked news channels. You really think it's a coincidence that rafah was bombed right as the Super Bowl was airing? No. All mainstream media is, is a coverup for all the fucked up shit governments do which from what many people have shown, doesn't even matter because people are so in love with being so utterly fucked with no way of being able to make a change in this society that favors money and white people.

like at the point, in all actuality, it's not that enough people are with Gaza, millions are, it's just that of all those people, there's not a single (white) person with enough financial and economical power to slow/stop the flow of money towards these big companies like Disney for billionaires who are so money hungry they don't even eat actual food to listen to anything we say. Which is why a lot of people are starting to be more open about absolutely HATING Taylor swift. Why? Because one tweet of 'free Gaza. Free Palestine 🇵🇸.' Will quite literally, free Palestine. Why? Because of the amount of Starbucks drinking Stanley cup owning white women who lick dirt from her shoes. People don't care about Palestine because it's not trendy to.

ranty, sorry.

TLDR: free Palestine, fuck Taylor swift, there's no such thing as an ethical billionaire, Hollywood is just one big pyramid scheme to manipulate the masses, very choppy, written quickly without proofreading, and FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸

PSA time because this pisses me off

ahem

tumblr lately has been dry as fuck with fics, so ive been reading back at some favourites, and of course there are some i find that I don’t like

the concept will be interesting, I’ll press ‘Read More’ to read the whole thing, but what throws me off is that when writers use a person name instead of ‘reader’ or ‘(Y/N)’

if you use a name in a fic, it is NOT AN X READER. it defeats the purpose!

it’s technically an oc x reader, which i, personally, can’t stand

because an it’s an x reader, it should mean that the main character, aka the reader, should NOT have a set name

nor set race, hair colour, gender, eye colour, height, age (depends on said fic).

if you don’t abide by the rules, do not call it an x reader because it doesn’t portray anything about the person who’s reading it.

the person reading could be in their early 20s, for example, dark-ish skin and the opposite of straight hair

while the fic says it’s the exact opposite with the most basic white girl name known to man

Tl;dr: reader has a name? it isn’t an x reader! reader has set features? it. isn’t. an. x. reader!

GET IT RIGHT PLEASE. IM FED UP‼️

lovesick lily who's just as mad for James and practices steamy pick-up lines on all of her friends to try and be more... sexy?

(Warnings!! Suggestive but not descriptive, nothing but bad pickup lines)

To peter: 'are you the sun? cause you're making me red and wet all over,' which was an immediate no and an insanely loud cackle from Benjy who tried his best to be a good friend and remain serious.

To remus: 'are you a broom? cause I wanna ride you till my legs are shaking,' a maybe, since remus started to blush but that was mostly cause lily said it while helping him apply oil to his scars while in his lap and remus always got nervous in close proximity.

To marlene: 'are you treacle tart? cause... stop laughing!' a no since she couldn't actually finish it because marlene was picturing james 'dick drawing' potter having sex and couldnt stop laughing since she imagined him making the same grandpa noises as he did during practice.

And last, but not least; from sirius, since he didn't want to picture his everything-but-blood brother shagging his everything-but-the-ring sister-in-law because 'do you really think james cares if you're sexy or not? You could show up dressed as a crazy cat lady with the hair-curlers and nightgown and ugly slippers and he'd still think you're the hottest and prettiest thing- ow! woman! he's ever seen. Stop worrying!'

which made lily realise she was being silly, and that if james really broke up with her cause she wasn't sexy enough, he wasn't worth it any way. (She still used the pickup lines on him just to see his reactions and wasn't disappointed when his jaw literally dropped and his pupils dilated)

"Don't get me started on jegulus" actually please get started I'd like to hear your thoughts on it because your take on wolfstar and the oc-ification of some characters is so refreshing to see (tbh my first reaction to jegulus was just confusion on how it started and how quickly it got popular lmao)

ahh this makes so happy to hear that my post resonated with some people!! Was worried i was in the minority lol.

Anyways, abt jegulus -- i acc had a reaaally long post about how much i hated the dynamic (in canon compliant ish works -- Jegulus in aus is fine ig) but i deleted it lol.

I think the core reason why i dislike the pairing so much is that I feel like it the ship goes against everything James stands for. We don't know a lot about James' character in canon, but what we do know is that he had a strong sense of justice, and fierce loyalty to his friends and his cause, which ultimately led to his doom. I just can't imagine that James would associate with someone even a little bit bigoted. This is not to say i think James is a saint, i think he could be an ass sometimes (snapes worst memory lol) but i think he's draw the line at someone who was associated with 'evil'. James had a very black and white view of good and bad and i just don't think it would make sense for James to date reg, esp as he is becoming a death eater. James may be a dick but he is the biggest ally to ever ally !!

The only jegulus fics I have read are 'Just Lovers' and 'Choices'. Just lovers is a non-voldy au so i don't really have a problem with their dynamic there but choices on the other hand,, oh boy.

Spoilers for 'Choices' by MesserMoon btw (TW for talk of SA):

Regulus' friends rape Mary. And instead of feeling disgusted on the victim’s behalf, (who has been his friend for 5 years) James instead feels upset because it tarnishes the ‘good’ image he has of reg in his head. Thing is when a similar situation happened (The Prank ™), James was upset that Sirius would do such a thing but he also felt disgusted on behalf of Remus. Where was that energy here, huh?? I’ve even seen comments villianising Mary (the rape victim).

The thing I also hate about their dynamic is that it is basically an ally of the oppressor and ally of the oppressed. The problem with that is that when you are allied with the oppressor, you become an oppressor yourself (and reg does; he does terrible things) and that subsequently makes the so-called ally of the oppressed in cahoots with the oppressor as well. This brings so many parallels to real life where people say that they are an “ally” but become friends with/date a racist/rapist. “Oh but they’re nice to me”. James is supposed to be my comfort character; not an accidental allegory for those horrible, hypocritical, self-proclaimed ‘liberals’.

And in other jegulus canon-compliant-ish fics, sometimes instead of James' character being watered down its Regulus' character. Like, he's not as morally grey, not as complex etc so it makes sense that James would agree to date him. I feel like jegulus as a ship ruins the core of what made their characters so interesting in the first place.

That being said,,, i do love me some canon-compliant unrequited jegulus. Regulus goes to hogwarts, gets so mad at Sirius for ditching him or whatever, but falls in love with the very guy that stole sirius away. He also has internalised homophobia because he's a Black brother so imagine the angst. James potter goes against everything he stands for,, sirius betrayed him,, but perhaps they're right abt smth?? Perhaps he needs to do smth. But alone. Because in my head Regulus is always tragic and alone.

Anyways sorry for rambling but these are my thoughts on jegulus !! To sum up i think it ruins core of these characters, i prefer jily and i love me some unrequited gay pining for the boy who you're brother replaced u with

'you wouldn't pirate a-' i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you