Never Thought Disney Would Be Bold Enough To Address The Strain On Nick And Judy's Relationship After

I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

If you fall for a social media prank, do you reblog/pass it on to your followers?

My school counselor

me[normal], consuming any of your skittles posts: oh theyre going to have to put me down after this one

skittles au where regulus meets barty on a tinder date. barty shows up insanely hungover & wearing an oversized misfits longsleeve with a hole in the elbow & a nicotine patch. he claims he has a “coupon” for mini golfing. the course is 45 minutes away. barty pauses the date halfway because he gets a text that looks like a corporate email (it opens with “As per my last text,” and ends with “Regards”) and he swerves over to park by the side of the highway to frantically answer

evan asked him for help hunting frogs by a woodland ditch (it rained recently) and barty cancels the entire date to show up with a disgruntled regulus in tow. who stands there getting offended that barty couldn’t bother planning a date but is willing to fling himself into a muddy ditch at 2pm for this blonde freak who has said all of three words (“Yes” “No” and “Careful”) the entire evening.

regulus is growing increasingly concerned at the way evan is sitting primly on a log w/ his hands folded in his lap just EYEBALLING barty. barty unfortunately looks very charmed & delighted at the opportunity to make a fool of himself at evan’s feet. regulus asks evan why he even needs wild frogs in the first place. evan doesn’t say anything but his look says: “don’t worry about it”

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i consistently think of canon reggie’s note to voldy, like he was cunty in canon and so we just made him more cunty.

Regulus Black is a brutally honest pathological liar, in this essay I will-

CANT BELIEVE I NEVER CONSIDERED THE YURI POSSIBILITIES!!!

St. Xenia of Petersburg, by Alexander Prostev

sirius: i’m so sexy and troubled no one appreciates me

marlene: you look like you’d eat a bonsai tree in record time

sirius: the fuck is that supposed to mean