In 2019, I Crashed My Bike, And Since Then Have Adamantly Refused To Drive A Bike Even For A Second.

in 2019, i crashed my bike, and since then have adamantly refused to drive a bike even for a second. today i lent out a bike and drove 50km without breaks all because i saw a sign that said "are you up for a challenge?" with a little map under it, and now my legs feel a way that makes me understand why horses get shot. all i am saying is this is why people like me shouldn't be unemployed

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2 months ago

Tumblr polls have twelve options. You know what else there are twelve of? That’s right!

Tumblr Polls Have Twelve Options. You Know What Else There Are Twelve Of? That’s Right!

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1 year ago

Love this, we do really need more frogs

(in my mind, they are dividing as cells into more and more types of frogs((sorry, just trying color here)))

hey don't cry. 7,401 species of frog in the world, ok?

1 year ago

Yeah, try again and not be frustrated at first, of course, but when the podcast is mentioned, entrepeneurship comes to mind, and, just to remember it, you cant do the 100th podcast(or any entrepeneurial bullshit) if your rich parents haven't paid for the first 99

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4 months ago
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11 months ago

Are we sure this web isn't created by some Doofensmirth-type bastard to make all of us dumb?

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

1 month ago
*inhales*

*inhales*

YOU ARE THE FUCKING PACKAGE THAT GENERATED THIS FILE, IN THE FILE FORMAT THAT IS ONLY USED BY YOUR SPECIFIC APPLICATIONS

I HAVE NOT TOUCHED THE FUCKING METADATA

WHY THE EVERLASTING GOD ON FUCK ARE YOU CLAIMING THAT YOU CAN'T PARSE THE FUCKING HEADER

YOU MADE THIS

*exhales*

Oh my fucking GOD these stupid fucking bioinformatics packages that are put out by a grad student 10 fucking years ago and then just fucking sit there are fucking WILD and it's MY fucking job to chain them together like a stupid fucking duct taped together human centipede of bash, python, and R

2 months ago

check this shit out, I found it in the british muesum

Check This Shit Out, I Found It In The British Muesum

(sorry about the reflection)

I wish people still had winged garden lion phalluses

Also I got a close-up of the description

Check This Shit Out, I Found It In The British Muesum

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2 months ago

Mathematicians will literally fit an infinite plane on a sphere with radius=1 and then look you in the eye and deny being wizards:

Mathematicians Will Literally Fit An Infinite Plane On A Sphere With Radius=1 And Then Look You In The

@awizardmostkitty what do you think of this evil sorcery?

1 month ago

Simple Music Downloading TRICK !!!

yt-dlp --paths "/Folder/Where/You/Want/It" --output "%(title)s.%(ext)s" --extract-audio --audio-format mp3 "YourYoutubeLink"

You may also slap this bad boy into your ~/.bashrc or ~/.bash_aliases for easier access. God bless.

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