back at it again with the extremely self-indulgent diafams! I am being emotionally supported by overly-cutesy interactions between anime characters right now, don't judge me.
(also continuing with my headcanons that 1) mustache Bauru, and 2) he'll be hugely tsundere about it but you can, ultimately, convince him to do just about anything via careful application of Sebek.)
Omg! Omg! Omg you guys!
oh my god
what the ufk
I'm screaming. I LOVE this. Seeing two of my favorite things combined.
Green and purple go well together 💚💜
I hope you all see my vision, like Malleus and Vil are perfect as Elphaba and Glinda. I am so excited for the Wicked movie, so to help tie me over till I see it, I’m going to do a series of Wicked pieces featuring Malleus and Vil along with some other NRC students as background characters.
This also means I get to design some outfits, which I’m really excited about. Vil’s Tapis Rogue was the perfect outfit to use as a base for the pink bubble dress, but it needed some swirls and butterflies worked into it. I think next I’m going to work on some school outfits…stay tuned!
type of post: short fic characters: lilia additional info: romantic, reader is gender neutral, reader is yuu, a little suggestive, actually a lot suggestive, this is based off a stupid joke I made, reader is older than nrc students etc
It had started as a joke.
IT WAS A JOKE!!!
How could you have known? You had had your suspicions, but it's not like anyone tells you these things.
You meant it as a JOKE!
"Yeah, well, I fucked your dad,"
Sebek looked absolutely horrified, as if you had just told him his pet puppy died. Silver was stuck in place, pale, staring at you. Malleus chuckled.
You look between the three, confused. "Relax, guys, I was kidding,"
Sebek's horror immediately twists into rage, his whole face going red. "HAVE YOU NO DECENCY? TO JOKE ABOUT SUCH VULGAR THINGS!!!"
"Sebek, it's alright," Malleus interrupts, smirking. Weird. Usually, he's the one who doesn't get your jokes. "They didn't know."
"Didn't know?" you ask. "Didn't know what?"
Malleus chuckles, and pats your head like one would a puppy, or a small child. "Some things are better left unsaid, child of man. You should know better than to make such comments around the younger students, though,"
"...Oh, right," you mutter. "Oops."
Sebek still looks like he's about to burst a blood vessel.
"...It's fine, I'm not offended. I was just... surprised, that's all," Silver says, the color slowly returning to his face.
You still can't seem to figure out what it is. You'd made crude jokes in front of them before, they're not that young, Lilia has said much worse, and you'd only been messing with them. Besides, you don't even know their dad.
Or so you thought.
"Knock knock~" a familiar, cheery voice calls out for you, opening your door.
You look up from your phone, trying to distract yourself from your earlier embarrassment.
"Oh... hey, Lilia,"
"Busy?" he asks, letting himself in, anyway.
"Uh... no. Not really. Is everything okay?"
The fae smiles, the tips of his fangs visible between his lips. He's got that look on him again.
"Malleus told me you caused quite the commotion, earlier,"
Oh, great. Now him, too? You're never gonna live this down. You sigh.
"I..." you hesitate. You really don't want to be scolded again, and you've heard that Lilia can be quite scary when he's mad.
"...We were all just... having a silly little argument, nothing serious, and I made a bad joke, I guess."
"Which waaaas?"
At least he doesn't seem upset, you think. If anything, he seems amused. Which isn't great, either.
You sigh again. "...I joked, in a jokey manner, in a joking conversation, that I had... done certain things with their father,"
"And is that true?"
"What?" you scoff, almost in disbelief. Is he really turning this into a lecture about lying? He never lectures you. "Obviously not! I was joking! People make those kinds of jokes all the time!"
"Ah, but how careless of you. Poor Sebek almost fainted," Lilia says, taking a seat on your bed next to you. He really is turning this into a lecture...
"Hm. But would you like it to be true?"
Pause.
Huh?
Even when he's scolding, he finds a way to surprise you. And yet... what if he's not scolding at all...?
You give him a weird look. "Meaning what?"
Lilia giggles, and you catch a glimmer in his eye. He's teasing. Not lecturing. Teasing. What is he...
"Remember how I told you that I'm much older than I look?"
Oh.
Oh, no.
Your stomach drops. Everyone's horrified looks, Malleus' amusement, Lilia's teasing, suddenly make sense.
"No,"
"Yes," Lilia lowers his eyes, getting closer. "I must say, I'm flattered. But it was rather cruel of you to lie to my boys. I'm simply suggesting we... make that lie a truth."
You stare at him, unflinching. Perhaps you'd always thought he was a little cute, perhaps you're just thinking it now. What you're sure of, though, is that you could hold this over everyone's heads forever. He knows it, too.
Finally, you nod.
Lilia sets a hand on your knee and leans a little closer. "Good. Honesty is a virtue, after all,"
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Bat Lilia! Bat Lilia!
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So random thought.
The Diasomia boys are well boys, and until you join them, they never really knocked before entering someone else bedroom.
Being at the school they started the habit but once back home they quickly forget this.
Malluesxyou, Liliaxyou, Silverxyou, Sebekxyou
Had anyone in this castle/ cottage hear of knocking?!
You joined the Diasomia group for summer vacation and stay at the castle/ cottage.
Despite the cottage's small size you're given a room of own our but it doesn't matter because you don't sleep there most nights.
Lilia:
Lilia and you try to sneak around the best you can. Trying not to disturbed Silver and you manage, until one morning.
Lilia and you were up up all night and still up. You normally went back to your room but you could hear Silver up and moving around.
"Sh, we need to be quiet." You whispered to Lilia, who just nodded.
Silver was use to you two sleeping in that was normal but you had talked about going to the lake today and wanted to go early. He opened your door to see the room empty.
He quickly went to his Father's door and flung it open. "Father!" Silver began but stopped when he saw the two in a rather compromising position. Luckily your back was turned towards him.
"Silver!" Lilia exclaimed as he pulled the blanket up to cover you up.
"S-Sorry!" Silver exclaimed as he shut the door.
"Knocking! Please learn to knock!" You called after him with a giggle but red faced.
"Good to know I can still traumatized him even in my old age." Lilia chuckled as he received a gentle smack around the chest.
"Lilia!" You gasped just making him laugh more.
Silver:
Lilia knows what you two are up to at night but he seems no harm in it as long as you're being safe.
He can hear you sneaking around at night, going back and forth between the rooms but he always assumed it was at night.
He had gone to the market for his weekly trip. He placed the groceries on the kitchen table. He listened and heard nothing.
"Are they napping again?" He wondered to himself as he made his way to Silver's door. He opened it to see you two laying on his bed naked and asleep but the banging of the door had woken you both up.
"Father!" Silver exclaimed as you did.
"Lilia!" As you both tried to cover up.
You were both red faced as the blanket was brought up to your chin.
"Oops, sorry I should have knocked." Lilia chuckled as he closed the door.
Mallues:
Of course you had your own room, as was proper.
Your room was close to his but it didn't matter where your room was in the castle Mallues came to your room every night.
Some times you even went to his room. That's what you did last night.
Normally you both up early so no one catches you but you were got carried away.
So you were getting out of bed and throwing on your robe when the door was thrown open by Sebek.
"My Lord, your late,...." He began when he was you in your robe and Mallues in just his pajamas bottoms. "My lord, forgive me!" He exclaimed as he blushed and quickly exited the room.
"Knocking Sebek, you need to knock." Mallues called after him.
"Yes my lord!" He called from behind the door making you laugh.
"Poor Sebek. Go easy on him. At least I was in my robe." You chuckled as you go up and hug Mallues.
"Thankfully." Mallues said as he leaned down and kissed you.
Sebek:
Dating a knight wasn't easy but Mallues tried to make it easier by allowing our room close to Sebek's. Right next door.
It made it so easy to spend time together, when Sebek had time. So most of your time spent together at night.
Despite your best efforts you still fell asleep in his room often.
You often woke up to him getting ready for his shift. Every once and awhile you managed to wake up before him and got to wake him up.
Today he had the late shift so you decided to take your time waking him up.
Or so you thought.
Sebek only had his pants on and you were only in your underwear and bra when the door was opened.
"Sebek, you're late." Silver called out as he entered the room and everyone froze. "Oh, sorry!" Silver muttered as he blushed and quickly left the room.
"Knocking Silver!" Sebek shouted after him just as red faced.
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I hope you enjoyed this short. I wrote this quickly while I still had an idea in my head.
I was watching a show and there was a scene similar to the first one and it gave me this idea.
I hope you liked it.
Lilia running his fingers through your hair, whispering “it’ll be alright. Just rest for now.”
Gently massages your scalp, the motion gradually pulling you into a rest.
Disney Facial Expressions
dare i ask for general lilia
now who put those things on him???
I'll get this randomly stuck in my head and I'll be singing all day. Lol. Today was one of those days.
Why this got me boppin at my desk tho lol
I have the urge to write a fic for this.
Dating Lilia, Sebek, or Silver means that you, in a way, also belong to Malleus like they do, what does this mean? A needy platonically jelly dragon will interrupt and join in on your cuddles and these guys likely wouldn't mind all that much.
Lilia only minds when he's trying to get his diddle on with you, kind of makes me think of a little kid coming into his parent's room at night and interrupting fun time cuz they had a nightmare and want to sleep with their parents now.
Malleus does that but it's more cuz he was getting a case of the lonelies.
You know Silver has totally snuggled with him and took naps on him as a kid, he doesn't see the situation as odd even though they're older now and prob only stopped cuz of the whole knight and lord thing.
But now there shall be cuddles and sleepovers with Mal and his two humans.
Sebek is screaming.
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I think he would look cute with skates :3
"Riddle dressed like Heather Chandler with signature croquet mallet from the cover picture." - idk which of my identities thought about it
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What if Lilia did end up in the Halloween event? When we wake up within Skully’s arms, it’s a shock to us and everyone else.
Lilia is one of the ones to brightly, if not a bit too cheerily, vote to get rid of Skully. But in the end, he’s freed.
Lilia could have chosen to evade the hand kiss, but chose to blend in and act surprised with everyone else while he analyzed the other’s movement.
But do forgive an old man his moments of weakness because the moment skully tried to kiss your hand after Grim?
Lilia inserted himself right between you and him. His hand replacing yours in a heartbeat.
Even Skully was surprised.
“Khufufu~ how charming~,” the light reflecting off Lilia’s eyes shown blood red, “careful, young one, you might overstep your bounds.”
Message heard loud and clear as Skully nodded before stepping back quickly.
You squeezed Lilia’s hand in yours, kissing him on the cheek to bring back the smile you love.
He giggled before wrapping you in a hug and rubbing his cheek against yours in laughter.
Five nights at Voxdonald's 😜😜😜
"Lulled into rest
with Lilia Vanrouge"
He swore he'd never fall for any human. It would only bring sorrow and misfortune, should he lose you. Besides, you simply couldn't grasp the gravity of a situation with a fae lover.
Yet, he still stared, mesmerized.
Silver was fast asleep in the commons of the Diasomnia dorm with his lap. He was completely relaxed as you lulled a soft melody. If he had human ears, there's no way he'd be able to hear such a quiet and serene song.
He'd only ever witnessed such a peaceful rest from his son while in his own arms. So why? Why did you have this effect?
He heard a soft chuckle behind him and recognized immediately that Malleus was behind him. "Have you noticed? They are trying to earn their place in our family. They have everyone under their spell, despite having no magic."
The shorter of the two went rigid.
Everyone? Under a mere human's spell?
"Even Sebek is at ease in their presence, so why is it that you're so guarded, Lilia? Are you perhaps.." he bit his tongue, "scared?"
Yes, he was. Very
I heard this song come on my recommended and I just couldn't help but think of Lilia Vanrouge
When Zestial gets fed up
Romcom where Grim brings back a random beaten up bat and you take it from him. Leaving it in a box with towels and some water to see if it’ll recover by the next day…
But by the next day, the bat is nowhere to be seen. In its place is a very disgruntled looking man clad in armour, ebony hair spilling from his scalp, some locks dyed red. He’s staring up at you warily, before taking a sip out of the bowl you’ve prepared for him.
You approach him warily, poking at him with a broom. The man snorts, eyes glancing up at you with a faint amusement. He introduces himself as a vampire general, who… fled his station. Lilia Vanrouge… not that his name will be remembered.
Not anymore.
You raise an eyebrow, before mentioning that he could stay at your place… until he’s got his grip with reality back. Lilia immediately bristles, trying to show you evidence that he truly is a vampire, but you simply just shrug it off.
Oh, sharp teeth? Nice Halloween decoration.
Intense dislike of the sun? Oh well, he’s probably used to the night.
Refuses to eat any garlic? Oh, a picky eater.
Both of you settle into an odd sort of domestic life, where he’s essentially a stay-at-home… vampire. Lilia takes awhile to truly get used to his surroundings, jumping and grasping at his weapon whenever a sound is just a little too loud for his taste, pacing around whenever night falls, anxious footsteps echoing through the house.
You’ve taken to checking up on him, those nights. Fixing two mugs of steaming hot milk as you toss a blanket over his shoulders. Here, drink… and calm down. You probably didn’t know what he was going through really, but the care and concern in your eyes as you sat by him?
It warmed Lilia’s heart… more than you’ll ever know.
✨ Once upon a time ✨
Peepaw ! !!
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Both of them are Lovely Complex coded.
you know, I've been thinking about it, and there is actually one single scenario in which I would be okay with not getting a big ol' "Silver Vanrouge" out of Lilia.
(just kidding, I still need some "call me Silver, Mr. Vanrouge is my father" in my life, please don't let me down on this one Twst)
So cute!
Pijama party family bonding time!