Kohaku: What? I'm Not Aggressive!

oh my god, tairn's pep talk to violet while she's feeling jealous over xaden's ex being "sweetie, how many dragons picked her? none. how many dragons picked you? two."

someone get him a #1 Dad mug or something

people get so confused trying to figure out the Lois/Clark/Superman situation that somehow they come to the conclusion that Clark is cheating on Lois with Superman

My reaction when i first read abt jack being alive, what the fuckkk nolon

I’m sorry Iron Flame… WHY THE FUCK IS JACK BARLOWE ALIVE?! Give me Liam… give me ANYONE ELSE… WHAT. THE. !!!

I was once talking to my friend (was 10) and his brothers thought we liked eachother so they were throwin rocks at him, none hit him, one hit me in my forehead, still have the scar

I also use glasses

it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

“A young outcast will often feel that there is something wrong with himself, but as he gets older, grows more confident in who he is, he will adapt, he will begin to feel that there is something wrong with everyone else.” ― Criss Jami, Killosophy

Farrens Death (au)

Farren had been killed, he had gotten in the middle of a fight in a tavern in the kingdom of Septrum to try and stop it

Though the guys were bigger and by the time that the guards had come to try and stop them, Farren wasn't breathing

Rowan since he had been travelling with Farren, was the first to know, and it had broke him

Eduardo was the second to know, he got a letter one day the morning of work, he had been walking with Salamander out the door when he noticed he had got a letter

"Give me a second Sal! Let me just read this" he said as he grabbed the letter

Oh! An Septrum seal, must be from his brother, he thought as he smiles brightly ripping open the envelope

He starts to read and his smile fades, and tears form onto his eyes

Sal was the third to know as he looked back to see Lalo, the happy go lucky cheery friend, break down in the middle of the road

He didn't go to work that day, instead he visited Victor and Deuce

Holding the letter tightly in his hands as he knocks on the house door

Lisa was the one to open it- she's older now, she's 13, so when she sees her uncle standing there crying, she knows something is wrong

She drags him in and offer him tea, then calls for her brother and brother in law

Victor is the first to go downstairs and check on Lalo, he sends Lisa out of the room,she protests but does leave, staying outside the door to eaves drop

Deuce was with Victor as well, as the three men sit around the table, Lalo struggling to talk so he shows them the letter

And Victors eyes widen, and he covers his mouth

"He's de-dead?" Victor felt himself feel many emotions, anger and sadness being the two main ones

Eduardo and Farren were his best friends, they helped him through so much, and he was pretty sure he wouldn't be here if it wasn't for them

And now Farren was dead-

Victor felt himself tear up as well, it was as if his brother died, and Deuce had to hug him so he wouldn't break down

After a while they called Lisa in, once everyone was calm,

Lisa felt the sadness in the room and asked what happened

"Your uncle Farren died.."

"What-What?" She had to hold onto the table for support "Fay?- uncle Fay?" She looked at Lalo, as if hoping he would say it wasn't true as if it was some cruel joke

But it wasn't

That night the four of them had dinner together,and spent time together as they worked through the grief

Jaskier and Salamander came by after Jaskiers work shift to check on them, and to bring them some snacks, spending some time with them as well, to comfort them, though eventually the two did leave

The day after was similar to the night before, not alot of talking, but definitely spending time together, appearently watery skies had heard the news and we're on they're way to serenity to pay they're respects,

The wake was going to be in serenity, appearently Septrum was going to be bringing the body

The morning after, surprisingly came alot of people to visit the four of them, old workmates of Lalos, old friends of Victors, even old travel buddies of Farren to pay they're respects

The day was hard for everyone who cared for Farren, though Victor, Deuce, Lisa and Lalo all stayed together, that night Victor was sitting with Eduardo, going through some books for Lisa when Lalo spoke up

"I think..I'm gonna travel to Septrum before the wake, to visit Rowan"

"How do you think he's doing?"

"Not good, he loved my brother, I know he did.. I'll visit there soon"

Days go on and Eduardo was there, in Septrum, a place he had never even heard of before his brother and brother in law traveled there

He walked through the busy streets on his way to the town inn, he had received a letter from Rowan telling him where he was staying

What was Lalo really planning? Honestly just to be there for Rowan while both of them grieved, and maybe convince him to go back to Serenity for the funeral

He walked over to the inn walking in, it had been so long since he traveled anywhere outside of Serenity- well actually ever, he had never been outside of Serenity, maybe a few times he ran out to the mystic forest with Victor and Farren when they were younger but that's it

So this was new to him

He walked over to the stairs walking up, pulling Rowans letter from his cloak and scanning the paper to look for his Inn number

7, huh... Farrens lucky number, he shooks his head and walked to room 7, knocking before leaning against the wall

Rowan, the tall dark elf opened the door, seeing Lalo and letting him in

The night goes on as so, they talk and catch up, Rowan explains how Farren died, and Lalo makes dinner for both of them

The next few days go on as so, Lalo and Rowan talk or do something together, Lalo ends up cooking dinner because he wants to, and so

On the third night, Lalo brought Rowan his plate of food, Rowan was sitting Infront of the window looking down at it

"Something on your mind?" Lalo said sitting down

"You should leave town tonight" he said suddenly

Lalo stared at him confused, Rowan wasn't even looking at him when he said that, just looking at the busy streets

There was a few moments of silence before "Why?'

Rowan stared at the town a tad bit longer, before looking over at Lalo

"I'm going to burn it to the ground"

« Together »

His face is so relatable because you can be a very intelligent person all you want, HOW can you predict your ennemis made it a priority to build a perfectly functional tunnel all the way to your ass ??

They fought Stanley because they wanted to keep a plane ??? They were under the pressure of "i can come back and kill any of you any second" and their reaction was "well, gotta make sure i can use my plane on my boat" like ????

They saw the most obvious spy ever, let her come in, and found a way to make her change teams (they were trained personally by Gen).

They saw their ennemis were the very elite of the american army, and thought "yeah we gonna fight against them in a plane duel, and use our spears against their AK47" and it kinda worked (Stanley being undefeated is another story).

They dug a TUNNEL all the way under the castle to kidnap Xeno. HOW can you even think it's something that could happen. Xeno didn't loose (not really a loss, but not a win either) because the others are smarter, he lost because the others are batshit crazy and chaotic 24h/24. He literally can't predict their next move, no matter how smart his 4d chess plan is.

America lost the moment they let Gen walk freely in the castle anyway.

Tumblr usernames are so funny, "the ghost of jason todd started following you" okay well can he stop

Tsukasa headcanon :

I was thinking about how could he be this well literated, if he spent most of his time to train for getting stronger in aim to earn money.

I think he had a partial schooling, the rest of the time he visited his sister and trained until late every night. When he went home the only show at TV were some about politics, wars or history. He watched it while eats some "low coast already ready meal" he bought on the way home.

Watching TV was a way to forget about his life, his sister state, but turned out to makes him very antigovernment.