Blood, Tin, Straw, Sharon Olds

REBLOG IF ITS OKAY TO TALK TO YOU.

Please.

The Good Place (2016-2020)

Purple

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tag me in starters 

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spam my inbox with memes

ask me to spam you with memes

scream at me in ims at all ungodly hours

randomly drop a plot idea on me whenever you want 

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Queen Hatshepsut of Ancient Egypt. She has a lovely smile for someone who’s been dead for thousands of years.

this is , like  afucking fever dream whaT, the, fuck

In all honesty danish movies are seriously so fucked my favorite childhood animated movie was about this kid who would get mega bullied and he would vent to his substitute hippie teacher & best friend about it but one day to seem cool he rejected the schools fat chick and called her a fat cow so she ended up killing herself but turns out she was his best friends sister so his best friend stopped talking to him. Anyways the class goes on a camping trip and at the very beginning of the movie the mc accidentally sits on a spider (CRUCIAL). Someone is out to kill mc and straight up some crazy motherfucker chases him thru the woods with a chainsaw and turns out it was the hippie teacher grieving the death of the spider. His best friend eventually pulls thru and kills the guy with his metal rod. They reconcile bc his bff is like “yah my sister kinda wuz fat and ugly so its ok”.

Mild Iron Flame spoilers

Violet (to Cat): “That trick you mentioned? You know, with the fingers?” A slow smile spreads across my face. “Thanks.”

Second Squad:

oh my god, tairn's pep talk to violet while she's feeling jealous over xaden's ex being "sweetie, how many dragons picked her? none. how many dragons picked you? two."

someone get him a #1 Dad mug or something

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

im still losing it over the "how did high schoolers write 600 word essays before chatgpt" post. 600 words. that is nothing. that is so few words what do you mean you can't write 600 words. 600 words. this post right here is 45 words.