Crashing | Jurdan Fake Hating One Shot

Written for: @poeticbrownmermaid for my 1k celebration!

Massive thank you to: @clockworkgraystairs and @sweetlyvillainous for beta reading this and holding my hand before I posted 🥺❤️

Summary: You’ve heard of fake dating. Get ready for fake hating. It’s all very romantic.

Rating: M/E for explicit language and a short, soft focus smut scene (a steam scene, if you will). The sexy parts start and stop after the ☽☽ in case you want to skip.

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“You taste—” I’m cut off by my own giggle, which rises to my lips like my mouth is a glass and my laugh is the Champagne they’re serving at this dumb party. “You taste like bubblegum.”

Cardan looks at me funny, then snorts. “What?”

His eyes are beguiling when they’re amused. Even more beguiling when they’re amused and looking at me. They are dark intoxication. They compete against the night sky for vastness. I could swallow them whole.

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veeeecuckoo

1 year ago

And the antidote was literally first in her mouth, so...

Cardan saying in twk “If you’re the sickness, I suppose you can’t also be the cure”

Then later Jude proceeds to get the antidote to cure him when he’s poisoned lol

👑 The Wicked King Quote Thread 🌊

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veeeecuckoo

1 year ago

what the fuck did I just download

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2 years ago

Morpheus and his long, black coat

+bonus:

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veeeecuckoo

2 years ago

Wow

Jude and Cardan

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veeeecuckoo

1 year ago

i honestly dont get why people stopped reblogging things they like on here bc like what are you afraid of??? people thinking youre cringey?? guess what bitch! youre on tumblr! it’s all cringey! reblog everything you like and do it shamelessly no one fuckin cares

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veeeecuckoo

2 years ago

Andrew Kane, "How To Be A Dog"

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veeeecuckoo

1 year ago

ABIGAEL JAMESON-CAINE + suits

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veeeecuckoo

3 years ago

Ukraine definitely appreciates all the faith!!!

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veeeecuckoo

2 years ago

What horny are you?

Do you think about her so often, it's disgusting? Or hate every inch of him but still wanna blow him? Or See her in a dress that clung to her body like a second skin and wonder 'why did the universe hate you'? Or hate him because you hate what the sight of him does to you? Or was there a wildness in you, of hope and terror, when he said his mother cannot see you?

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