I Want One Of Those Scenes In A Dude Bro Film Where “tomboy” Chick Has To Wear A Dress To Go Undercover

i appreciate horikoshi so much bc like it wouldve been so damn easy to make a sexy cat girl student at UA IT WOULDVE FIT IN PERFECTLY BUT HE DOESNT HE MAKES A WEIRD FROG GIRL EVERYONE LOVES BC SHE’S SO DIFFERENT (AND PERFECT AND ADORABLE)

HE MAKES A GIRL W HUGE TIDDIES WHO IS THE SMARTEST IN THE CLASS AND THE MOST PROPER LADY OF THEM ALL

HE TAKES THE SILLY LOVABLE KAWAII PRINCESS W THE BIG PINK CHEEKS

AND MAKES HER FIGHT THE MOST TERRIFYING BOY IN THE CLASS

AND SHE IS A FUCKING BEAST

A BEAST THAT THIS GUY 100% RESPECTS AND CONSIDERS A BEAST FROM THE START, AND NEVER UNDERESTIMATES

HE MAKES MINA

IDEK WHAT SHE IS BUT I LOVE HER THEYRE ALL SO UNIQUE IN AN ANIME WORLD WHERE MONSTER GIRLS ARE ALWAYS USED FOR SEXY JOKES AND CONSTANT FAN SERVICE, AND ALMOST ALWAYS LOOK LIKE A COPY/PASTED VERSION OF THE LAST

HE TAKES A CONCEPT THAT HAS BASICALLY BEEN BEATEN TO DEATH AND MAKES IT SO UNIQUE

NOT ONE OF THESE GIRLS COULD BE CONFUSED FOR THE OTHER AND IN A CAST THIS BIG THATS A MIGHTY FEAT

I JUST HAVE AN INCREDIBLE APPRECIATION FOR ANYONE WHO TAKES A TROPE THATS BEEN OVERLY DONE IN ANIME AND COMPLETELY FLIP IT AND MAKE IT NEW

((and there’s a whole bunch of great girls i didnt even mention sobbss))

BLESS HIM TBH

If they stand behind you, give them protection.

If they stand beside you, give them respect.

If they stand if front of you, watch their back. And if they stand against you, show them no mercy.

I want one too

So I was rewatching RWBY Vol. 2 Ch. 9, “Search and Destroy”...

 …and I got to the part where Oobleck loses his freaking mind over Zwei. Specifically, he says:

“Canines are historically known for their perceptive nose and heightened sense of sound, making them excellent companions for hunts such as ours!”

Case in point:

So what Oobleck seems to be implying is that certain animal species were domesticated for the purpose of fighting Grimm alongside Huntsmen, like the ninken used by the Inuzuka. Which makes a lot of sense, because unlike Humans and Faunus, animals aren’t attacked on sight by the Grimm (as explained in the eponymous World of Remnant episode):

While occasional skirmishes between wildlife and Grimm have occurred, these instances appear to be based on territorial provocations, rather than a need for sustenance.

So my question is, why haven’t we seen any evidence of this in the show? Where are the scouting birds with mounted cameras on their backs, that can scope out Grimm packs while sending a live feed to a Huntsman’s Scroll? Where are the armored dogs charging on to the field of battle? What about mounts like oxen, that could help guard settlements in addition to protecting caravans or merchants ferrying supplies between villages? I say this because prior to now, we’ve had little evidence suggesting that such an underutilized resource is being used anywhere in Remnant.

Why aren’t the Academies offering courses to students that involve training with animals? Imagine learning how to do reconnaissance, combat, or patrolling with a creature that would largely be ignored by the Grimm in favor of its human prey. It feels like such a waste of potential. Don’t get me wrong  — clearly, an animal couldn’t supplant a Huntsman’s need for a weapon they can directly use. But an animal could certainly function as an accessory to a Huntsman’s mission and expand their tactical options out in the field. We’ve seen Zwei (a pet dog) not only track White Fang operatives, but destroy an Atlesian Paladin-290 with Oobleck, and later best a Beowolf. This isn’t even addressing the fact that Zwei is smart enough to understand and obey complex commands, and if Yang’s to be believed, can use a fucking can opener.

If there’s a point I’m trying to make, it’s this: where’s my domesticated honey badger that can chew through Grimm?

“why me?” -Katsuki Bakugou imagine

You have a prophecy quirk that lets you know when something someone has said will come true or not. If someone makes a prediction “I will run a hero agency in the future” A ringing bell noise goes off in your head which lets you know that the thing they said will definitely come true. You have never been wrong your entire life. One day Uraraka says something about you and Bakugou (your sworn enemy) getting married and you hear a very similar ringing noise go off in your head.

mild swearing (it’s Katsuki)

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Writing for katsuki is so fun, he’s so mean and angsty, it’s great. i love it.

From the moment you and Bakugou met, it started downhill and now it was just Hell breaking loose every time you guys got near each other. At the beginning of the school year, during  your first lunch period, you met Bakugou for the first time. He was walking by you with a group of other students from 1-A and said, “ONE DAY, I AM GOING TO BE NUMBER 1 HERO.” Your prophecy quirk didn’t ring in your brain so you knew this wasn’t true. You didn’t want to let the poor kid keep his hopes up for too long. You walked up to him, calmly tapped him on the shoulder and you swear you heard him start growling. “Excuse me, but you’re not.” All of his classmates looked dumbfounded and extremely fearful, now, looking back, you know why.

“What. did. you . say.”

“I said you’re not. You’re not going to be the No. 1 Hero. Ever. Sorry!” You honestly thought you were helping the poor guy out.

“And who the fuck are you supposed to be?” He was now hovering over you. But you really weren’t the type to be intimidated easily. Especially not by people who just appeared to be fancy bullies.

“I’m from the support class, but my quirk, it lets me know when the things people say are going to come true. I heard you say you were going to be Number 1 Hero, but my quirk didn’t go off, so it’s not going to come true.”

“You’re from the support class and you honestly think you can stand here and speak to me? You’re the scum of UA, get out of my face.”

“It’s never been wro-”

“I SAID I’VE HAD IT WITH YOU. GET AWAY!” An explosion of fire erupted from his palms, not directed at you, just as a warning.

And that was the beginning of your relationship. It’s gotten better in the fact that now he doesn’t try to actively attack you in the hallways anymore.

~

“Out of my way (Y/N)!” A very familiar and annoying voice spits out behind you. You and your classmates were shuffling around in the cafeteria for breakfast before class started. You hadn’t gotten a lot of sleep the night before cause you heard a tragic prediction on the news about something going on in the States. It kept you up all night, knowing it was going to come true. Your quirk had a lot of perks, but it also forced you to carry burdens such as these.

“Not in the mood Bakugou.”

“Lucky for you, neither am I.” He spits out at you angrily as he pushes past you and as he knocks into you, you drop your food all over the ground.

“Do you just get off on being an asshole? I don’t understand it! Can’t you tell I’m in a terrible mood? Or do you get an extra boner when you make people miserable. Just leave me the fuck alone already.”

You now noticed everyone in the cafeteria was staring at you, mouths agape, Bakugou included. Except his mouth was open because he looked like he was about to start screaming.

“Maybe if you just dropped out, you wouldn’t be in my way! People like you never amount to anything anyway!”

“I could never leave, it would give you too much satisfaction.”

“Scum.”

“Asshole.”

It was like this on repeat everyday. Your burning resentment smouldered into a comfortable hatred and you were used to his biting remarks and spiteful insults. You felt bad because at this point you knew, Bakugou only had one dream, to be the best. And you basically told him that his one dream would never come true. You were basically a dream crusher, but Bakugou’s behavior didn’t exactly make it easy to apologize. You didn’t even know if he remembered what you told him, let alone believe what you said.

One day you were listening to the news again and heard something even more tragic. It bummed you out and caused your anxiety to act up so you decided to take a break from people that day, especially Bakugou. The next day you came to school but you were still feeling gloomy so you skipped breakfast, knowing that’s where Bakugou would be waiting for you. When lunch came, you pulled out a apple you grabbed from home and stowed away in the girl’s bathroom. Trying to avoid his toxic aura at all costs. When it was time to get back to class, two girls stumbled in from 1-A, Uraraka and Asui.

“Oh, (Y/N),” They both look startled.

“Sorry you guys, haha” You chuckled, “You know, just trying to avoid Bakugou,” You thought they would understand, but instead of laughing with you, they exchanged glances with each other. “What’s going on?” You didn’t feel like guessing what their glance was supposed to mean.

“Bakugou has been really on edge the past two days you’ve not been at breakfast or lunch.” Asui started, “Today, he’s been terrorizing other students in your class, asking about where you’ve been.”

Meanwhile at lunch**********************

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON’T KNOW!!??” Bakugou was raging. “HOW COULD ALL OF YOU FUCKERS BE IN A CLASS WITH HER AND DON’T KNOW WHERE SHE IS?”

“S-Sorry Bakugou, s-she wasn’t at school at all yesterday.” There was some more yelling. A table was flipped. A teacher was called. Bakugou was restrained.

********************************************

“I don’t understand, why is bullying me that important to him?” Why had you become such an important punching bag for him? Forget feeling bad. You hated him. “No offense or anything, but can’t he take some of his anger out on you guys?”

“He does, but it’s gotten kind of intense the last two days. I think it’s cause you’re not around.” Asui looked pensive.

Uraraka chimed in, “my parents were sworn enemies when they went to school, the hated each other. Now they’re married. Maybe one day you and Bakugou will be married.”

A very familiar ringing noise went off in your head. You felt your heart drop into your stomach. You were hoping and praying it wasn’t true. You felt like you were going to be sick. WHY ME.

“Are you ok (Y/N)?”  Uraraka asked.

“Yeah, I’m fine.” You said as you scurried away. You weren’t fine. You were leaving. Dropping out of UA. You can’t marry someone if you never see them again right? Out of the billions of people on this Earth you could not believe you ended up marrying what seemed like the worst person in the entire world. By now classes had started so no one was in the hallways. In your hurry to leave, you turned a corner hastily without looking and collided with someone walking in the opposite direction.You both landed on the ground, facing each other. You prop yourself up on your hands and realize your laying on top of Bakugou.

“You!” You both shout at each other in unison. You quickly get up and adjust yourself.

You saw him in a different light now that it seemed he would be the person you were destined to marry. Maybe he wasn’t so bad afterall-

“Why are you always in my way (Y/N)?” Nope, still the same asshole. Maybe he was so mean to you because he liked you? Maybe teasing him would be the ultimate way of making him suffer.

“Bakugou, why can’t you try being nice to me for a change? Besides, you’re not fooling me anymore, I heard,” You took a step closer to him, “you missed me today.” You point a taunting finger at him and begin to trace the collar of his shirt. He grabs your wrist. “Fuck off, I didn’t miss you.”

“Aww,” you say in a mock-sad tone, “well I missed you.”

“You did?” He tried so hard not to sound excited, but he failed. He was still holding onto your wrist

“Are you trying to hold my hand?” You said, giggling. He realized he was still holding on and tossed your hand away.

“Piss off. I’m late for class.” He begins to walk away.

“See you at breakfast tomorrow,”

“Scum.”

“Asshole.”

❤

𝐹𝓇𝑜𝓅𝓅𝓎-𝒫𝑜𝓅𝓅𝓎

**Note* I don’t actually know what Uraraka’s parents were like and I don’t know the ultimate fate of Bakugou (whether or not he becomes the number one hero or not)**

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So Mina, Momo and Uraraka and their daughter having this interaction one morning: "Did you have nightmare last night?" "Why do you ask?" "Because whenever I ever have a nightmare, I scream daddy's name too." (If this isn't okay, just tell me and I'll send in another request.)

Happy Mother’s Day! (I’m not a day late shush) Oh man, I personally would be a lot like Mina in this situation, though I’d probably be super embarrassed too. Kids just say the darndest things.

~Citrine

Mina Ashido

It’s a pretty horrifying thing that just came from her daughter’s mouth, but Mina can’t help but laugh. That sort of out of the woodwork humor is just her type, and it’s going to take her a long time to stop laughing before she can even begin to make up an excuse as to why she finds it so funny.

Her s/o is probably going to have to come over and do the explaining, because she can’t stop laughing long enough to actually get any decent words out. She’s embarrassed, don’t doubt that, but this kid is just too funny!

She’ll finally manage to hold back her giggles long enough to tell her daughter that, no, she didn’t have a nightmare, but daddy scared her or something along those lines. The little girl is still going to be confused why mommy finds it so funny, but that’s an answer for another day.

She’s going to wonder where on earth her kid got that kind of humor from, even if it was unintentional. She’s pretty funny herself, for sure, but that’s was just something else.

Mina might tease her s/o later about it, especially if they’re the more flustered type. It’s definitely going to be a joke that sticks around for some time, no doubt about that.

You can be absolutely assured that she’ll bring it up to her kid when she’s older. It’s something that will make her daughter go “ugh, Mom!” while Mina just cackles maniacally. Wholesome family entertainment

 Momo Yaoyorozu

In short, Momo is aghast. If her s/o looks closely, they can see the exact moment that her poor brain just breaks. Of course, she expected to have this talk with her daughter at some time, but she’d hoped that it would be planned a little better.

It will take a while for her to compose herself enough to give her daughter an answer. She might splutter a bit, and she’s definitely red in the face. Her stoicism can only reach so far, and she’s just not qualified to handle this situation.

She’ll invite her daughter to sit down on the couch, and, if they’re old enough, she’ll start the whole ‘the birds and the bees’ conversation. It’s going to be very awkward, because neither of them want to do this.

The best thing in this situation is for her s/o to step in and distract their daughter with some good old fashioned fun. Maybe invite her to do some dressup or tell them about her favorite princesses. Anything to save Momo from making a bad situation worse.

All future conversations like this should definitely be handled by her s/o. She’s intelligent and can often work under pressure when her confidence is high, but she’s no good when it comes to explaining that mommy and daddy love each other very much to her daughter.

If everything goes according to plan, this event will fade with time. The last thing Momo wants in for her daughter to remember this, and if she ever brings it up with her mother in the future, she’ll try to tell her it was just a dream.

 Ochaco Uraraka

Oh lord. Ochaco immediately goes red and starts shaking her hands at her daughter, trying her best to think of some reasonable explanation. Yeah! She definitely had a nightmare!

Her daughter is probably confused as to why her mommy is so red in the face, because she certainly doesn’t start to blush when she has a nightmare. Maybe mommy is sick? It’s honestly really hard to tell, with how much she keeps looking away.

S/o to the rescue! Ochaco isn’t going to be useful at all in this moment, because embarrassing situations quickly disable her. Her s/o should step in and say that mommy did have a nightmare, but that she’s all better now.

Mom is definitely going have to take an hour to recuperate after the ordeal. The best thing for her s/o to do is to just let her hide away in her room and scream into her pillow for a while. It gets all the bad feelings out

The poor girl is going to forget about it by the end of the day, but a few days from then Ochaco suddenly remember it while doing the dishes and get embarrassed all over again. Why do kids have to have such big mouths? She loves her daughter very much, but that little girl is going to be the death of her.

Her s/o is probably going to be the one that remembers the event in the long run and bringing it up in the future will make her get just as flustered as when it first happened. Bless this woman.

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hey so you know that trope where toga, disguised as bakugo, calls midoriya "izuku" instead of "deku" and is then discovered to be an imposter because of it?

yeah, well, what if she isnt? what if midoriya is just so happy that the person he looked up to for years is finally using his name that he doesnt even question it? what if toga sees a golden opportunity to get close to izuku? what if izuku is just so fucking giddy that he's finally managed to get through to bakugo, that the one person who he always wanted the approval of is finally treating him with something like respect? what if he completely ignores or doesnt notice every red flag, every gap in bakugos memory, every little thing he says that isnt quite right, just because bakugo called him "izuku" in the same breath?

what if he finds bakugo drinking from a cup of blood, and even though it occurs to him that this might be toga, he completely denies that thought because it would mean that a villain treats him nicer than his "childhood friend"? what if instead, he assumes that bakugo just hid this aspect of his quirk because he didn't want to be bullied like izuku was? what if his first response is to offer up his own blood, because bakugo just looks so ashamed and anxious about being caught, and gets all snappy when izuku asks where he's been getting the blood from? what if toga is absolutely fucking delighted with this development, and leaps at the chance? and what if she hugs izuku, and she thanks him, and it's so wildly out of character for bakugo that izuku knows something is wrong but he willingly ignores it because bakugo thanked him?

and then, of course, toga gets caught. maybe aizawa gets a bit reckless with where he flashes his quirk, maybe toga gets careless about who she drinks blood around, who knows. what matters is toga is arrested, and bakugo gets freed from wherever the LoV was hiding him, and izuku is forced to confront the fact that not only did he not notice when his "childhood friend" was replaced by a villain, he helped that villain achieve their goal, and he liked the villain better. he cant even look at bakugo for the first week he's back, but that's okay because most of the class can't either. bakugo feels hurt and bitter and betrayed that no one noticed when he was replaced by a bloodsucking psychopath, and he makes sure everyone knows it. izuku's hurt runs far deeper, and his voice is quiet and cold as ice when he informs bakugo that it's because the villain was more pleasant to be around. bakugo gets even more pissed, but then kaminari makes some quiet comment about how it was nice to have a few weeks without any drama, and he get real quiet. unfortunately, the rest of the class reacts the opposite way, and suddenly everyone is yelling at each other. bakugo's friends defend him, yelling their heads off at the idea that any of them would ever prefer a villain over their friend. izuku's friends point out that for those three weeks that bakugo was gone, izuku didn't go to the nurse's office once. the longest streak he's had since starting UA.

bakugo's friends get quiet, get uncomfortable, and izuku has tears on his face when he asks if it's really so bad that he was happy that someone he respects was finally treating him like a person.

bakugo loses his shit, says it's pathetic that izuku would lick the boots of villain just to get scraps of affection. izuku points out that catering to a villain's every whim was nothing new for him. he'd been doing it for bakugo for years, after all. bakugo swings first. izuku swings harder. they take out a decent chunk of the wall before aizawa comes storming in, only to find both of them beaten and bloody and bruised, screaming their heads off at each other. bakugo feels wronged; he hates deku, but he knows that midoriya is probably the person that knows him best, and he hates the idea that deku just didn't notice. it makes him feel small, weak, inconsequential. he rages that anyone could ever like someone pretending to be him better than the real him, because if he isnt even the best version of himself than how can he be the best of everyone? izuku screams back that bakugo must be delusional if he thinks anyone would ever be upset that one of their classmates stopped hurting and insulting them for a few weeks. he yells that he wished bakugo had never come back, that the villain toga made a better hero than bakugo ever would, and then aizawa yells at all of them to calm the fuck down.

aizawa gets izuku and bakugo to stop yelling, he gets them down to recovery girl's office, and he gets another teacher to watch the rest of 1a, just in case. he sits bakugo and midoriya down to have a calm, rational discussion, hoping to figure out what the issue between them is. neither of them are calm. izuku is exhausted and numb, because he's so used to teachers yelling at him the second he gets into an ounce of trouble that he completely shuts down the second aizawa tries to question him. bakugo is sulking and moody, and every time midoriya says a single word he starts yelling all over again. aizawa has to talk to them separately, but even then bakugo is so emotionally constipated that all he'll say is that midoriya deserved it. izuku stares blankly down at his hands as he quietly admits that he wishes toga had never been discovered, even though he knows that makes him a bad person, because he was just so happy that bakugo finally stopped hurting him. he asks if he's going to be punished. aizawa asks him why he thinks that. izuku says that aizawa always punishes him when bakugo hurts him.

as they talk, aizawa starts to realize just how badly he fucked up by ignoring their shitty relationship. he talks izuku down, lets him know that he's not going to be punished, then goes to sit in his office and tries to figure out what the hell to do about this. it's become abundantly clear that izuku is a victim of bakugo, but bakugo is a victim of the LoV, and whether he likes it or not expelling bakugo right then would practically be a death sentence for the kid. so in the end he switches bakugo to 1b instead, and 1a gets monoma, who is not happy about the situation. bakugo is informed that he is banned from interacting with izuku at all until further notice, but he is allowed to interact with the rest of the class if they want to. and bakugos friends do want to interact with him still, so they meet up during lunch. but even without him, the entirety of 1a is full of tension now. its awkward, its uncomfortable, nobody really knows what to do. bakugos friends are upset that their friend was taken from them. midoriyas friends are upset that it didnt happen sooner.

izuku blames himself, of course, because when doesnt he?

uh yeah thats all i can think of right now. idk how to end this lol ive been thinking of this idea for days now and i really wanted to get it out of my head aghdj