‪From @jordera22: “Bringing Cats Into This… Don’t Worry, He Eventually Found Me.” #catsofinstagram

The most epics quotes of the best Abridged series

HELLSING ULTIMATE ABRIDGED Quote Game/Meme

Send in one of the following quotes from HUA to get my muse’s reaction!

There! I took the fucking shot! She’s dead! There’s blood everywhere!

Okay, Christ, fine, I’ll help you. But only ‘cause you’ve got nice tits.

Hey, (name)! (name)! This is awesome! You should totally join in! Seriously, there’s like 40 zombies in here! Just one shot in the head and they explode! Just like House of the Dead, only like, 100 times more awesome!

Oh, fuck the hell yes.

Sweet Black-fucking-Sabbath!

Oh, if it isn’t the Catholic Church! And what’s this? No Little Timmy glued to your crotch? Progress!

You done goofed.

…you Protestant fuck-bucket.

I’m a fuckmothering vampire!

You are reading your master’s mind! Put my head between your booooooooobs!

Oh, I’m sorry, I like to dirty talk when someone’s sucking my dick.

It’s just that I’m so agitated, because this blond little shit just strolled into my room, destroyed my 70-inch plasma TV, and is trying to impress me like I’m his alcoholic father.

Ah, fuck it. Skull-fuckin’ for everybody!

I would do fucking anything right now to get out of this.

BITCH, I EAT PEOPLE!

Oh fuck, that’s an anti-tank rifle. OH FUCK, THAT’S AN ANTI-TANK RIFLE!

What are you gonna do? Call that one guy who can stop me? What was his name…Michael McDoesn'tExist?

Get that bitch a cannon! Bitches love cannons.

What’s wrong, demigod? Just grow back your legs! Summon up your demons! Hit me! Fight me! Give me a hug!

You know, they say TV makes you violent. But I’d say not having my TV is making me pretty fucking violent!

Shut up and take my money!

Nazis~!

Master! My breasts keep getting bigger!

Jesus wants a hug!

HEYKIDSWANNASEEADEADBODY!?!

Right this way, Group B! That’s right, right in front of everybody else; you’re eighty, you’re used to it! We’re going to look at art and paintings, which I believe are also art! I dunno! I’m Cockney, I’m uncultured!

That’s right. I’m going to FUCK the fear turkey!

HEY DANDY DICK! You missed.

The fuck is this? The fuck is that?! The fuck are THOSE?!

I HAVE A FEAR OF FLYING, COFFINS, AND TIGHT SPACES!

You cheeky dick-waffle!

Zis is my favorite kind of ship — laden with blood und seamen.

Chuh-chuh-chuh-CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE!

Ah. The return of the “why” boner. With a vengeance.

By Jove, you fuckin’ header of a woman! You’re surrounded by fifty Nazi vampires, armed literally to the teeth, and what do you do?! You get out of your fuckin’ car, pull out your sword, cut off one of their heads, and yell “Come at me, you Kraut shits!” NO WONDER (name) wants to plow that virgin soil! I’M THINKING ABOUT GROWIN’ SOME FLOWERS MYSELF!

(thing) for days.

We were prepared for a full-on tactical assault. Instead, we got a volley of swastika-covered dipshits running dick-first into enemy territory.

Hey, if we’re killing Nazis, we’ll worship a side of bacon!

Could you please do NSFW headcanons for Uraraka, Momo and Jirou?

I also got that you wanted it to be a male s/o 👍

Uraraka:

She likes to wear lacy lingerie for her s/o because she knows that he absolutely loves it

She prefers to give oral rather than receiving because she feels it gives her some sort of dominating qualities in the bedroom (and oh boy, is she good at it)

She very much enjoys sensory deprivation because it gets her very excited for what he’ll do

She also doesn’t mind using a toy or two

Momo:

She’s very vanilla in the bedroom. She doesn’t really like using toys or being tied up but one thing she does love is having her hair pulled

When she feels like being dominant over her partner, she’ll approach there s/o only in matching bra and panties wearing stilettos

She has very sensitive hips so he’ll always grab them to get a squeal out of her

Grope her boobs and she will be all yours. It’s one of her most charming assets after all

Jirou:

She listens to music with her partner everytime they have sex. She has a playlist specially made for this

She is very submissive and shy during sex, but she loves the pleasure that her boyfriend gives her when he performs oral. She was a nervous wreck during her first time

One of her favourite things to do for foreplay is wearing thigh high stockings because it makes her feel sexy

Mononoketale~

Felice giorno della Liberazione a tutti gli italiani in questo sito ed oltre

Happy Liberation Day to all italian in this site and beyond

Two girls, one piano. Warning: Awesome.

Oh wow these girls are brilliant.

“Canonically Banged”. Snezzed, You’re The Best. XD — Though I’m Not Asking You to Draw This, What would Your Idea of a SevIx Kid Look Like? Is Five The Best Cinnamon Roll Older Brother? — Oh My Gosh, What would a SevIx Wedding Look Like? Would It be “Traditional” or Japanese-Styled? ((God Dammit, This is What Pure Fluff Does to My Mind. HaLp.))

Six has tummy problems, can’t see her carrying a child for nine months. xDFeel like the wedding will be a mix of both cultures. :3cJust a funny thought, it’s the cheapest wedding ever in the barn and they party like hill billies. Store bought cake and everyday clothes. Don’t hire a priest, Three reads the vows she made up and wrote on paper.

Froppy: Hey Deku, you ever think about how many times my tongue could wrap around your-

Deku: *Incoherent screaming*

Froppy: I’m RIBBIT-ed for your pleasure! 🐸

why this coudn’t have been canon ?!?!?

It’s perfectly in characther!

headcanon that people often mistake All Might for a poor college student when he’s in his true form (before it’s revealed to the world)

old ladies would try to give him free cookies

Toshi is completely baffled