A KNIFE THAT GIVES YOU ALL OF CLARK KENT’S SUPER POWERS!

Cat purrs loudly whenever she snuggles her kittens. (via kristipaintsorlando)

I’m not even a manga fan and this really hit me in the feels.

If it's not too much, can you do some pick lines that the class 1-A would use on their s/o? If it's too many, you can choose whichever! Thank you, bab!

(YAS! It is my time to shine! Time for cringe.)

Yuuga Aoyama:

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material. 

Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror, probably for himself tho)

Mina Ashido:

I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I just walk by again? 

Tsuyu Asui:

I find you to be quite ribbiting.

I think we’d be toadally adoribbitble together!

Tenya Iida:

You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line. 

Your legs must be tired, because you have been running through my mind all day.

Ochaco Uraraka:

Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you. 

If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.

Mashirao Ojiro:

I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way. 

Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I’ll be your man.

Denki Kaminari:

My love for you burns like a Charizard’s tail. 

If I were a Milktank, I’d use ATTRACT on you. 

Eijiro Kirishima:

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears! 

Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you. 

Kouji Kouda:

I must be a snowflake, ‘cause I’m falling for you.

If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you

Rikido Satou:

Are you candy? ‘Cause you’re giving me a sugar rush.

Did you sit on a pile of sugar? ‘Causre your ass is sweet.

Mezou Shouji:

I’m no organ donor, but I’d be happy to give you my heart 

You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

Jirou Kyoka:

Call me AC/DC, because I’m gonna rock you all night long! 

Your voice is so a-do-re-ble to mi.

Sero Hanta:

Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling

Do you like Nintendo? Because Wii would look good together. 

Fumikage Tokoyami:

Your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.

Shouto Todoroki:

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile. 

If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizard.

Tooru Hagakure:

My love for you is like the wind. You can’t see it, but you can feel it.

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

Katsuki Bakugo:

Let me tie your shoes, cause I don’t want you falling for anyone else. 

Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more.

Izuku Midoriya:

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.    

Momo Yaoyorozu:

You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry. 

When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.

I have to admit these pictures of a rule 63 Izuku Midoriya is pretty cute, also these pictures don’t belong to me two pictures belong to sepuko0 from twitter. the rest idk. 

“The world can burn in my flames, but I’ll show that witch I don’t need her icy curse.”

Some Reverse! AU Todoroki genderbend where her ice mom was the bad parent in her life and Endeavor isn’t a dick lol

Based off this comment by u/Sirocco on the BNHA subreddit! 

Also made a speedpaint for funsies: https://youtu.be/GzXJ8EosoAU 

Perfectly balanced as

Everything should be

THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN ON TUMBLR BUT

Fucking hell

THIS IS GREAT , when is going out the next chapter?

I love Villain!Deku AU so I wrote a thing

The television in the café Bakugou usually visited after his day at work was mostly annoying. It mostly flickered between gossip channels and music channels, and it was too loud in spite of his repeated requests of the staff to turn it down. They served good coffee, though, and better beer if he went there later in the evening with his boyfriend. Besides, it wasn’t like he was in the café for a long time, anyways.

One time, while he was resting in his usual spot near the window after a long day of hero work, a news channel was on. Disinterestedly, he watched the newscaster declare the summer to be ‘the hottest Hosu City has ever seen’. But then, the words ‘Breaking News’ flashed across the screen in red. A new newscaster, a man with a booming voice, claimed that a hero had been found dead with his body bruised in several places, in an alleyway not far from where Bakugou lived.

Instantly alert, he checked his phone for more information. The hero’s name was Mineta Minoru. Bakugou’s eyes widened. He’d known him. He’d spent 3 miserable years on the same campus as him, training to become a hero. He’d never spoken to him outside class, but he knew the name and everything associated with it. Mineta Minoru was all over the newspaper those days, implicated in various reports of sexual assault. Bakugou couldn’t say he was surprised. The little worm was a perverted one- that even he knew. But death? Maybe one of his victims had finally snapped and gone on a rampage.

Good for her, Bakugou thought.

But then, the man on TV announced something else. “On the wall next to the body,” he said in a grating, loud voice, “was a message made with green spray-paint. What do you think it means? If the audience have any information on this incident, please contact us at”-

Wow, they’d sure gone pretty far, Bakugou thought. Messages on walls. That was some serious villain shit.

And then they displayed a photo of the crime scene on-screen.

“Everything will be okay,” the message said, the green paint still dripping, bright on the drab wall of what was probably an office building. “The symbol of peace is here.”

Bakugou’s blood ran cold.

Would y’all like to see more of this? Should I write a one-shot? A chapter fic? This is my first time writing fanfiction so tell me :)

Edit: the full chapter is on my AO3 account, nya_kirishima

All Might is Allowed to Teach and That’s Insane

It’s kind of bananas to me that All Might can teach at an elite and high profile school like Yuuei with like no real teaching qualifications? Like, sure he’s All Might, the Hero to end all heroes or whatever, but it’s literally canon that he knows absolutely nothing about how to teach and everyone just lets him?! Most times they don’t even have one of the actual teachers assisting him, the school just gives him free rein to literally throw kids at other kids and the worst he gets is a stern lecture from Recovery Girl. Like, how has no one tried to sue the school at this point, really? 

And it’s not even like we can say the other teachers are the same because they’re heroes. Present Mic teaches English, Ectoplasm teaches Mathematics, Cementoss teaches Modern Literature – all of which are core classes and therefore need to be taught by qualified teachers. They probs had to double major or something in college to be Pro Heroes and Teachers and All Might just…  walks into Yuuei one day and becomes a teacher?! Do know how salty I’d be if I was staff? 

Like Mic over here is just thinking to himself “lol that’s so cool All MIght’s a teacher now, and I had to read War and Peace in like two weeks and write an essay on morality based on the symbolism and other reaching themes of the book, while my roommate chugged Redbull and burped fireballs into our wastebasket, but go off All Might! you totally got this~!” 

(No wonder Aizawa always looks so done with All Might’s bullshit.)

I accidentally created the most soothing drink in the world after trying to recreate the hot honey drink in Ponyo! I guarantee it will remove all stress and troubles, I’ve had like 3 today because it makes me so happy

A DC AU

I saw a post a while back about an AU where Riddler runs escape rooms, and it inspired me to write this.

In Arkham, there is a small group of inmates who were grunts or something (not important), who are experimenting with a new form of rehabilitation. It will allow them to learn social skills, have some fun… learn LEGAL ways to solve problems. A guard sits these people down at a table, and they play DnD. The guard is the Dungeon Master, the inmates are players. The guard is also there to make sure nobody gets hurt, but it hasn’t really been a problem.

As this program shows more promise, they decide to first let one of the inmates DM, under the supervision of the guard. Then, the Guard just becomes a player (officially, he’s watching them, but it’s more of a formality at this point.) It gets to a point that the program has actually helped rehabilitate some of the inmates, so they decide to slowly expand the program to higher profile cases. They would include 1 Villain (not Joker, that decision was unanimous). They needed to pick someone who they felt would actually take to this kind of rehabilitation, and there was only 1 obvious choice.

Edward Nigma. Aka- The Riddler.

When he starts, he’s skeptical, but once they tell him there are puzzles that are hard, he is interested. He takes to the game like a fish to water. As time goes on, Riddler has learned enough about the game to DM for himself. They’re worried dealing with characters finding solutions he wouldn’t think of might set him off, but the opposite occurred. It seemed to encourage him to create better puzzles and riddles in the game. The other inmates LOVED Riddler DMing. He wasn’t much for combat, but that was already kinda… difficult to justify some times (“No sir, I do not ACTUALLY have a weapon, OR want to attack another inmate! It’s part of the game, I promise!”)

As Riddler became more popular as a DM, they did the math and realized he hadn’t broken out of Arkham once since he became invested in the game and later DMing. The slowly included more villains.

First, Two Face. Then Mr. Freeze, Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn, and finally Killer Croc and Bane (when asked about the last additions, the Arkham Board admitted they simply didn’t want their 2 strongest inmates to spend every day working out). They didn’t take to the program as quickly as Riddler did, but they slowly warmed to it. Harley seemed to be the first to become invested, playing a Redemption Paladin who’s power healed wounds, and sweet words healed hearts. In this Universe, the game helps her work out some issues she hasn’t realized yet, and she broke things off with Joker.

As word spread outside Akrham about this group of Villains that met every week, people became curious, others became concerned. Rumors start to spread, that they are using the game as a cover to make evil plans! To put peoples minds at ease, the Warden allowed one of the guards to record their game on his cell phone and post it online for people to watch. The Warden believed this would simply calm the masses and it would be business as usual.

But he was wrong.

The video went viral. People all over wanted to know more about this Villain DnD game. This also corresponded to when these particular villains were to be reviewed, and possibly released depending on their progress. Almost all of them (Bane simply didn’t care for games. He would rather break the bat) were put on probation and let out. They were each given a set of dice and their character sheets, as a reward for finishing the program successfully. Upon leaving, all of them decided to meet somewhere next week to continue the game. They’re all worried about how they will make things work, but are determined to keep playing. Nigma managed to get a cheap apartment, so everyone met there.

After a couple of minutes of playing, there is a knock on the door. When he opens the door, there is a FedEx delivery guy, and he has Nigma sign for a package. When the delivery guy leaves, Nigma opens the box. Inside is a letter, on top of some shiny black chrome computer equipment. He opens the letter, and it is from Batman, of all people! He heard of their progress, and was actually very happy he doesn’t have to fight them anymore. Knowing their predicament, he proposes an idea- an online DnD show. So many people loved the video the Warden posted, imagine how many people would tune in to see them do it live.

So, the villains worked together, making a weekly DnD show. The show is called “Riddle me this!” Since Nigma would still be the Dungeon Master. They were very surprised that, once they started becoming popular, they got a corporate sponsorship from Wayne Enterprises (”I own several streaming services, and a few television networks. This seems like a sure thing” the Sponsorship offer said”). But all their money problems were pretty much solved, and they were happy.

The kicker? Batman would sometimes make Guest Appearances, when he wasn’t fighting crime. But, never as a player. Only as a guest DM.

Riddler had Batman run combat, because he was better at it, and he had Batman play the BBEG, which made them laugh every time.