BTS Headcanons

Fuck u ugly whore now kys and suck my dick ugly slut 🖕🏻🤮

i've seen people with small dick energy but you are one of the few people who have nano-dick energy

jjk incorrect

yuji to nobara : car - i - bon - ara

nobara : car - i - bon - ara

nobara to yuji : carbonara

yuji *happily dancing*

nobara to gojo : car - i - bon - ara

gojo to nobara : tony montana ???

nobara to gojo : car - i - bon - ara

gojo : lachimolala

nobara *getting frustrated * : car - bo - na - ra

gojo : la - ch - mo - la - la

gojo to megumi : la chi mo la la

megumi : car - bo - na - ra

yuji nobara nanami :

guard dog simon that guard dog simon this but what about old man simon? yup he's an old dog- retired, miserable, reliable, experienced. knows so many horrors to man kind that if he ever decides to talk about it most people get scared but you're different, you listen to him intently with some occasional coos of 'you're so strong', 'that's is so cool' when he talks about the time when he took down a whole unit 36 men to be exact, alone. he was pleasantly surprised that he even managed to pull a bird like you, but somehow he did. Don't even get me started on what this man dreamed about as soon as you decided to talk with him, oh how you'd look with your lips wrapped around his cock, how you'd look with a swollen belly full of his lad, how you'd look sleeping in his bed beside a big chunky baby, he has to stop, he can't afford to cum from just these thoughts. and its not like you didn't know that he was excited or surprised, not after seeing that damn tent in his jeans.

He thinks that he has successfully trapped a bird like you in his cage but what he doesn't realise that he's the one falling into yours.

got this idea from the old man price series by @dumbbitchgalore, thanks :).

this is so true

I guess...there is no happy ending for them in a universe out there #beauty and the beast

@johnprice-asks

this u?

#midlife crisis

BRO.....

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I was curious if you could do a pt2 for Suspect ? If not it’s okay just ignore me heh ^^”

actually i'm thinking to do it bceause peole are messaging me to do it but i am a lil busy this whole month of may bcs i have exams and some job night shifts

it's genuinely one of the best things I've seen, like ITS SO FUCKING GOOD WTH, I FELL IN LOVE THE HELL???

@eleu22 thanks for feeding meh

CW// Sexual Themes!! 16+ ig

i made this animatic thing because i was feeling nostaligc about animatics off of @quarterlifekitty ‘s promethean!!! absolutely bomb little series thing plz check her out!!!! this was rlly fun to make im trying to get back into the swing of art properly again RAHHH

also ignore ghost looking creepy as fuck in the last panel xx