They are everything to me.
This is hell and I have subjected myself to it.
There's something about reading a fic and there's that one really corny line that makes you wanna explode from laughter and second hand embarrassment.
I know I'm not the only one.
I need my walker.. give me a moment.
Back in 1923, MYYY wife. Died... in the war.. THIS THIS IS WHY I HAVE ACE HOSTAGE
....Is there something you wanna say to the class? 👁
At any moment, I will explode (not in a positive way.. like in a very bad mental health way.)
DOESN'T NOT MATTER, I'M ALMOST THERE.
@unfunnyaceartist
I HAVE IT OUT FOR YOU, YOUR BLOG AS OF RECENT HAS GOTTEN SUSPICIOUS. I HAVE IT OUT FOR YOU. WHEN I CATCH YOU ACE.. WHEN I CATCH YOU.
Guhhh— I'm gonna tweakkk
THE NON SEXUAL ONE ACE.. WHATQGQ
PLEASE SPARE MY WIFE
Too late I HAVE HER NOWWW
No good boys allowed, only Great Papyrus allowed.
Hey, wait a minute, that's not advice. What was I on?
I like to think of life and every single day like a book! Every time you go to sleep, you flip a page in that book. Don't even try going back a few pages because every single page you pass has been glued shut by Gorilla Glue and Flex Tape.
Father Time himself has prevented you from doing time travel, and at the end of your lifespan, he quizzes you about everything in your life. And if you don't pass, you get sent a new book.
You are forever stuck in Father Time Life School.
Anyway! That's my advice! :)