I Posted This To My Twitter But ON TO TUMBLR

No, but there is killer fish from San Diego

PLEASE SPARE MY WIFE

Too late I HAVE HER NOWWW

OH MY GOD IT GOT MUCH WORSE ABORT!! WHAT THE FUCK ABORTTT!!!

There's something about reading a fic and there's that one really corny line that makes you wanna explode from laughter and second hand embarrassment.

I know I'm not the only one.

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET. GET IN THE CAGE

PLEASE SPARE MY WIFE

Too late I HAVE HER NOWWW

WAHHH

i would like all of the jaxes to marry me please and thank you

MY GOD LMFAO WHAT ABAHA

Today’s very windy I think sans wouldn’t last a second against this weather

The best way to spend my time.

Microwave

so this is what you do when we are on hold

[Insert evil cackle] HEHEHEH

PLEASE SPARE MY WIFE

Too late I HAVE HER NOWWW

I'm TAKING THE PRINCESS TO ANOTHER CASTLE

PLEASE SPARE MY WIFE

Too late I HAVE HER NOWWW

EXCUSE ME WOAH WHAT

PLEASE SPARE MY WIFE

Too late I HAVE HER NOWWW

Hey, wait a minute, that's not advice. What was I on?

I like to think of life and every single day like a book! Every time you go to sleep, you flip a page in that book. Don't even try going back a few pages because every single page you pass has been glued shut by Gorilla Glue and Flex Tape.

Father Time himself has prevented you from doing time travel, and at the end of your lifespan, he quizzes you about everything in your life. And if you don't pass, you get sent a new book.

You are forever stuck in Father Time Life School.

Anyway! That's my advice! :)